We broke up close to 8 years ago. I still remember how we spent our last day together. If I’d known I’d never wake up beside you, be invited into your bed, or kiss you again I would have called work and told them I couldn’t make it that day,...

One time I thought about marrying somebody with the same first name as me so we would have the same name, and then naming all of our kids after us so we would have the same name

(this is really long sorry lol)
i have never hated myself so much, it’s something many people go through where they can’t stand a single thing about themselves but it just hurts so much and everybody says it will pass, you’ll love yourself sooner than you think but i’ve...

doctors said my mothers heart is just not quite in the right place, uh I could have told them that ages ago.

I told everyone I’ve been doing fine but the truth is I hate myself now more than ever and I just feel like I shouldn’t exist right now

I stopped falling in love after my first girlfriend dumped me. That is an ex wife and many girlfriends ago.

People are afraid of me. I mean, I scare them about themselves. I feel stupid saying this because my life is mostly a mess, so how can I say what I’m about to say about myself, but people like me. They think I’m smart, and funny, and charming, and charismatic,...

It is clear proxy weddings lead to breaking the law

THE rise of proxy weddings has been sharply criticised by the borders and immigration inspector John Vine.

Published: Fri, June 20, 2014

proxy weddings, borders, immigration policy, citizenshipProxy marriages to gain citizenship are on the rise [GETTY/MODELS USED]

The use...

he is the cutest and i want to date him. we’d be so fun together.

yes, making fun of people with panic disorders is hilarious and certainly won’t offend them (sarcasm)

I feel that by now I should have learned to not just assume things will work out. Once again, I am utterly screwed and she will be out of the office for the next three weeks. Hopefully she has a great vacation while this is hanging over my head with...

I feel that by now I should have learned to not just assume things will work out. Once again, I am utterly screwed and she will be out of the office for the next three weeks. Hopefully she has a great vacation while this is hanging over my head with...

I feel that by now I should have learned to not just assume things will work out. Once again, I am utterly screwed and she will be out of the office for the next three weeks. Hopefully she has a great vacation while this is hanging over my head with...

As a child, I was s******* abused by my father for many years. He has been given a life sentence in prison, but I don’t hate him. If anything I still love him and I would love for him to see how I turned out. I still want to make...

writing for ads and drama

i made a student chocolate commercial at channel 9 video production at brisbane Mt Cootha studios and i wrote the commerical and then we filmed it.
the chocolate bar was called “TOO MUCH” like the spice girls song…

the ad was set around a...

I hate my family

My life has become a living hell. Forgive me for I have sinned.

I’m the roommate of your girlfriend.

I never told you that she was cheating. On and off over a year. I was away a lot and came in late at night so I didn’t always know. You were so nice. I wanted to every time you thought she was...

Labita Bhuyan (Labhita Bhuyan)(Daughter of Mr Lalmohan Bhuyan)(Baihata Chariali, Kamrup, Assam,India) has cheated a guy very badly again and again.

I know that I am over excited for s**. I am like a prostitute (Realy). I did very much bad things. I also keep secret relations with other men.

the land of free speech my foot. we are persecuted more and more for what we say and what we believe. i celebrate what america was founded for, not what it has become.

You never call our dad except when you want something from him. You only see him when you want money. Seriously. And then you get pissed off when his response to you is less than adoring? You are a horrible daughter. I know he wasn’t always a good dad but...

It really annoys me when my family and friends share ‘mongering’ posts on facebook. Fear-mongering. Hate-mongering. Anger-mongering. Why?? It accomplishes nothing. If you care about an issue then send letters, make phone calls, sign petitions. But STOP posting your political crap on fb to try and stir the anthill. It’s...

cheesey crackers and d*** dips.

i wanna have s** with my bestfriends boy friend

I’m bonafidee, you’re bonafidee, we are all bonafidee on here. vote sooo bonafidee.

I am just wondering how those Muppet Show Pink Mahna Mahna dolls would go at sucking c***?

Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)

Repeat...

While eating pizza at my dinning room table I was watching everyone in my family besides my mom come home from wherever they were and they came in and started talking about all sorts of like stupid things. Like my oldest sister is really a nice person but she was...

you know your marriage is shaky when you read about the chick who died on the way to her bachelorette party and your first thought is “lucky!”

True confession: I ordered the hidden camera today that I am going to place in the bathroom at work…

I secretly believe that my step daughter of 16 is in love with me and wants to have s** with Her favorite pass time was to sit on my lap and watch TV. While sitting there she would constant move I started to get an erection.he pressed down on me...

everything on here is just so random right they used to say random, but to me its like my friends from Burma say, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BONAFIDEEEEEE!!!

everything so bonafidee!!!on this site. seriously!!!

s there any s*** m*** or girl out there that wants to webcamsex with me. I am ready to c** for you ladys.

email: tuxis d** tuxis @ gmail

I was around 19 and in my first year of uni living on campus, GF lived away and I only got to see her at the weekends. Being pretty h**** through the week with no release and having always been a bit curious about guys I started using an...

“Can’t blame them … Medicaid only pays about 40% of what private insurers you get”.

YES I CAN. Just because my amazing mother doesn’t get good pay an i’m stuck with a lower insurance. That doesn’t mean doctors automatically can treat me worse, an half-a** like. That’s discrimination, an illegal....

My cat came home drunk and pregnant again last night. Aparently she’s a gutter s l u t and an alcoholic, time to get the coat hanger out

You know how you might text your friends bang on at New Years to wish them well? My last thought of 2013 was wondering if I should text you, and my first thought of 2014 was that of pure joy when you texted me. I’ve been thinking about you ever...

He said if I donated an organ to the organ bank he would eat it for his lunch in that eski of his.

my dog talks to me and said “I fancy someone in the family who is 3 years old.” Is that wrong?

there is some dude yaru morales from fall river mass at my job in tauton mass… dat think he is da #####… i guess he is but he is a rat Lolz yeap right ratty dog that will lie through his teeth… got some chick at home with like 4...

It’s not a question of whether or not you love me, it’s how many people have you loved like me?