Had egg salad sandwich.

A big dicked daddy is coming from Houston to BREED MY BACKSNATCH all weekend starting tomorrow. I’m gonna be like Kenneth Pinyan by Sunday.

– CORVALLUS

THE OFFICIAL AMINO S***-LIST

welcome everyone to the amino s***-list! Here I will list off the global accounts of users and what they did that was s*****!

I encourage that everyone go and report these fuckers to get them off amino!
So let’s get started!

@yeahthatsmealright (and their alt...

I’m Ashley.. Google flirt2sex and watch me live 🥰🔥

I’m Ashley.. Google flirt2sex and watch me live 🥰🔥

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!
DJ Icey makes his homecoming return and keeps the vibes chill on the dance floor but steaming up our playmaze, $2 well cocktails all night. We think a hairy chest is...

Jim Allen and Jim Billie double slim Jim spitroasted Donald Trump in a suite at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood Florida in 2015

Cream of Pole

I’m Ashley.. Google flirt2sex and watch me live 🥰🔥

@if you want to be my friend treat lightly: can’t imagine wanting to be your friend. you sound like a user and an a******.

I have a LUST for DEMON SEED! BREED MY BACKSNATCH

ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE ahora!

I’m Ashley.. Google flirt2sex and watch me live 🥰🔥

You know what’s an even bidder problem than my 5 8 midget height which prevents me from dating or having s** with any of you prize “women” on this site?

Every morning when I set to work I have a black spot on the tip of my nose? I have...

A short man tried to hurt my feelings.

There are human beings that openly drink and eat a liquid made of blood and pus that actually comes from different species and is made for a different species. These sickos aren’t even embarrassed. They kill these animals for it! They call it… “Milk”

Checking out of the motel once again. I am having an affair with one of my wifes married with kids male boss. We started flirting on facebook and turned into cyber s** then this morning we went through with it. I know i should feel guilty but i don’t because...

Just came home yesterday from a bachelor party for a friend . To spice this party up . Couple of the guys noticed there was a uber driver in the hotel parking lot . They went to chat with him . He replied sure He knew of a local honey...

I’m a unhappily married catholic. We were working In a different area this summer. In the woods as a thrill I exposed my t*** to my husband and we noticed a farmer in the next field looking. He encourage me to turn and let him see.I flashed and enjoyed the...

Yes we are Vietnamese. We are taking over Fakebook and the world. Revenge for Vietnamese war.

Wtf is happening to my facebook I’m seeing a bunch of Vietnamese people

I’m Ashley.. Google flirt2sex and watch me live 🥰🔥

A College Senior wanted to beat me up last night, I was scared.

I kept my cool even though they just hit me in the head and the adrenaline, bloodthirst didn’t help but someone broke it up.

I was scared that I could’ve ended up taking a life.

Could’ve...

My dad was blacked out drunk not long ago while my mom was out of town….I went into the room and made him think I was my mom…I can see why my mom loves him…I had the best s** ever that night and was filled with what felt like gallons...

Mitch McConnell and Newt Gingrich spitroasted Donald J. Trump at Trump Tower while Bernie Kerik sucked Don’s tiny mushroom c***. This happened right before the series-clinching Game 6 of the 2009 World Series. After their o***, they cleaned up and went to the game together.

The next day, Bernie plead...

Ray Harryhausen and Uncle Forry spitroasted a young Harry Knowles behind Dan’s Hamburgers on South Congress in 1982

I tried to have s** with my gynecologist today during my visit. He didn’t exactly tell me no, that now was not a good time.

Clash Of The Titans, Perseus Vs The Gorgon (1 & 2) on YouTube. That’s the full scene. Enter Medusa. I love how they slowly introduce her.

Don’t feel bad.

I just saw two extremely overweight lesbians (I assume) in Hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, with hair that looks like Elvis. Yeeesh…. How do they sleep with each other? God. Lose some weight and find a better hairdresser. You can’t fix your faces, but do something with...

What do you mean?
When you nod your head yes,
But you wanna say no?

What do you mean?
When you want me to stay
But threaten to shoot me on site?

Well…. I don’t have your cell number, so no text for you but even if I did… I don’t love you. Not even close.

You can pray for me all you want but… I don’t do anything illegal. I’m not stupid and don’t worry about it, you WILL get...

I steal money from my grandma. If you’re gonna feel bad about her,don’t even think about it. She knew I was being s******* abused by my grandpa ever since I was a child and did nothing to help me. I don’t steal for fun. She’s a total p************. I think...

Here. I’ll give you some gold to anyone who can make something of this.

I recorded this (according to the file date) Dec 2010. Probably testing out my 8 Track BR800 recorder. Not sure if it’s been written before. It sound generic, like it’s been written, but then Dave...

I spent the day with a D-cell battery in my a***. I did it for fun and nobody knew. At 7-11 I just started laughing because the guy behind the counter would have never guessed that I had a D-cell battery in my a**.

Cleo’s closed, the party moved to Savoy over in Ivanhoe Village. Or you can go to Bar Codes, Club Orlando, or my fav HANKS! Remember to tell Stan CORVALLUS sent ya!

Just got home from work. Met the lady 2 doors down finishing letting her dog do it business.

Shes says something I couldn’t hear. So I asked “what’s that?” shes holding her dog at this time, she goes “f****** dog…” At least that’s what I heard, I don’t have...

I m********* when driving so that women can see, sometimes I m********* at my office also.

about to board an airplane. wish me luck guys😭

The only dreams I have are strange weird and I can’t remember them. They usually don’t involve people I know. There was a time recently for a year or two I swear I didn’t dream at all. I don’t have s** dreams. It’s always I’m in another city and my...

Emi is 19 yo neighbor and heading back to college this week. She told me she missed her boyfriend, so I told her I’d be her boyfriend for the day. So I took her shopping, then out to dinner. She said it was a nice date, and I said it...

I had i********** with [REDACTED]. My name is [REDACTED]. We did it in our old orchestra room. Then, a disgruntled employee named [REDATED] entered the room. He had done a line of coke thirty minutes prior, and was fired up. He raped us both. I enjoyed it.

@[REDACTED] High...