While leaving the grocery store . There was a mom with her baby and a full basket of food . She’s urging with a local uber driver . Says sorry no child seat no ride . They were going back and forth . Uber driver said he’s sorry and wasn’t like the uber driver that dropped her off with her baby . I jumped in and said excuse me . Miss I’ll take you home if you like . She replied ok deal and I’ll pay double on what uber was going to charge her . Time we gotten to her home the baby was sound asleep. Helped her with carrying the food to her door . Then decided to carry the food to her kitchen . She put the baby in her room . She said hold up I owe you some money . I replied how about a cold beer instead ? She smiled and said you got it . Couple beers later she asked you ever f*** a nursing mom ? I replied no . Well todays your lucky day . What I learned she enjoys missionary , cowboy and d********** . She flat out worn my d*** out .
