I stayed at my sister-in-law’s apartment by myself. She was traveling. The moment I arrived, I went into her bedroom, into her closet, found her dirty laundry and pulled out the p****** at the top of the pile. They smelled amazing. I put them over my face, laid down on...

This should have been listed as a “guilt” too but this is crazier than I thought it’d be. I’ve been having s** with a coworker at my job. My boyfriend is such a vanilla person in bed. He won’t finger me and we only do missionary, not to mention I...

I have finally taken a shower and it FEELS great!

i was in the park not the other day and i came across a gaggle of geese my bowl began to rumble and as it turns out they were gathered around the corpse of (the mummy goose) a goose to loosen my bowels i decided to find somewhere to poop...

It actually happened! We were sitting on the couch together, watching each other go at it. I was so close I could have just reached out and touched it. Maybe next time I will…

I think I would love a boyfriend that dresses in p****** and other lingerie, and dresses me in the same way. I want him to be my roommate so we could be discrete about it by day, but at night we would enjoy each other’s nylon clad bodies, leading to...

Saturday night these men was fighting in a brawl over a lover, but they were gay lovers part of a t******** that went wrong. lots of hitting and bashing for attention and I hope she gets bashed up I hear her laughing and shagging two men. she has some tag-g-war...

I have become s******* obsessed with my mother in law. It all started when she left her door open while changing i caught just a glimpse of her naked body but i went crazy. I now regularly sniff her p****** and dip my privates in her coffee.

It happened again. This time he was barely a foot away from me… I don’t know what it is about watching each other get off that’s so addictive… He says he wants a “better view” next time, and I’m really excited even if I don’t know when next time will...

I used to practice witchcraft. I used to save my j*** and put it in people’s food. That way I could control them. It worked. I have j*** zombies who will do whatever I want.

I get the pressure on my chest like as if I would if I where having a heart attack, maybe not as bad, but they are somewhat frequent. I do not know how to go about dealing with this.

i watched p********** online.
and i had all of these good things happen to me this week yet i still did it. i feel really bad and stupid for doing it and im afraid that God is going to be angry with me and make me have bad things...

Ohhhh my god. I can’t believe he asked me to watch. I mean really, if you’re gonna peek at me and then ask me to watch you do it, you may as well just drop ’em and take me now, holy f***. If things keep getting steamy like this then...

I have a crush on this guy and he’s a celebrity. I adore him And he may be viewing my blog. I’ve been suspicious for a while. But right now I’m having a mini panic attack. I got a hit from a ip 6 minutes away from his home. (Don’t...

i had a ukranian girl over during christmas. my gf was away. i didn’t expect it. it just happened. she sat next to me on the couch and started snuggling up next to me… trying to kiss me. we went to the bed. i was so h****. we cuddled. she...

I used a b*** plug last night and jerked off, it’s been almost 4 months since I did anything like this, not sure if I will regret it later.

I found out if you act like a d*** in front of a leo you will win heart, I don’t want to be a d***.

So one time this guy from pour church came over to our house. Me him and my brother all went upstairs to my brother’s room and when we got up there according to them it was my idea to get naked…so we all got naked and went up on the...

I like to t******* own pre-c**.

I like to eat bananas, then use the banana peel as a m*********** sleeve to simulate a v*****. It feels very good and I hate myself for it.

I’m gay. My boyfriend and I love oral s**, a*** s**, and I love furry p***.

i went to summer camp when i was 12 and then when i was 13 i decided to make an online dating profile and i met this guy and we were flirting and whatnot then we found out he was my camp counselor

I shaved my c*** to see if I could fit into smaller size c*** cage, nope still need the same size, I don’t like my c*** cage , it doesn’t fit my d***, must have been made for someone with an thin d***, I thought my d*** was thin but...

Today while my gf was at work I fucked another chick and then fucked my gf when she got home and she has no idea.

Best part is I didn’t use a rubber with either one hahahaha life is good!!!!! I love sluts

We punched a security guard, messed up his office, ran around a Chinese student accomodation, went inside a dorm room, helped ourselves to beer, ran around drinking it, hid under some stairs, heard security run past a few times, we barely contained our excitement, threw limes at policemen, kicked a...

I didn’t paint over the glow in the dark paint in my last apartment. enjoy the little messages and planets in your living room new people.

Im 25 and Ive had s** with so many girls I lost count. It has to be over 150 at least.
Just wanted to brag a little bit. 🙂

this morning I woke up because of a loud bang on my window. I figured a bird flew into it and nocked itself out or something. so I get up and put on my s*** only to find there are maggots dropping out of it. I wore that f****** shirt...

my friend calls herself littlemissperfect but she is anything but little miss perfect, that like giving myself the nickname of zeus, bronze god and it not sticking. anywho this post isn’t about her, this is about the little miss perfects of the world, you know the ones that don’t even...

I helped a woman with a place to live, because I felt bad for her… She turned out to be a real bi@#h, and it took forever to get her out… I found out she was a deep sleeper, so I took my frustrations out by using her hand to...

I had s** with a p*** star before she was famous. Go me.

Last night, I did something highly illegal…but I don’t regret it one bit because it was one of the most pleasurable experiences of my entire life. 🙂

I have crazy thoughts lord forgive my thinking

A woman i work with looks at my crotch when she talks to me. I dont have an erection or anything but she keeps doing it.

I love to pee in random places outside! ^.^
Idk, it’s something about the feeling of freedom to do it.

I just finished crying like a baby I might cry some more, I feels good.

my stepdaughter overheard me talking to my wife about my p**** fetish and now she is leaving her VERY stained ,stinky dirty p****** around, like on the bathroom floor, when she has NEVER done this before. I can’t help myself, i have been sniffing her pretty little pink hole in...

Today I was having a bad day. I was angry. I cursed. Repeatedly. I rarely curse. My friends’ were shocked when they heard it.

Anyways, just a few minutes ago, I walked next door to the gas station to get sodas. Before I was completely out of the apt...

I posted an ad on craigslist about hooking up and having s**, I posted my address and said my door is unlocked, about 2 days later late at night around 10 i was starting to doze off when i heard my front door open and close my bed room light...

Im 14 and i just shoplifted 112 dollars of makeup, nail polish, and toiletries. it was my first time stealing. i stole from shoppers drug mart co op and superstore. my mom was with me at superstore.