We punched a security guard, messed up his office, ran around a Chinese student accomodation, went inside a dorm room, helped ourselves to beer, ran

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We punched a security guard, messed up his office, ran around a Chinese student accomodation, went inside a dorm room, helped ourselves to beer, ran around drinking it, hid under some stairs, heard security run past a few times, we barely contained our excitement, threw limes at policemen, kicked a wing mirror off a taxi, almost got ran over by a golf caddy, punched a guy named jovi for being called jovi, he punched me back then we made friends.
I chewed up a blue pen and drank the ink, puked inside a bus stop, ran away from the taxi without paying, but got caught then paid him, and convinced the driver he was being pranked and that we were filming him. Then I had s** with my girlfriend when I got home, and she wore a corset and heels and let me do naughtier stuff than usual. Best night of my life.

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Last Monday I had forgotten something for work, I let myself in the backdoor, I heard noises in the living room, I looked in my daughter, was on all fours with a black boy with his manhood up my daughters a*** passage, my daughter was licking out a black girl’s womenhood, my son was getting his manhood sucked I could not see who was.

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