ich liebe Deutschland🇩🇪Run lola run oder Rennt Lola ist one of my fav german movies
You know…. You remind me of my father! I fucken hated my father!🔫
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The J0KER
To say that CumCraver Charlie Adelson was a fixture at Cleo’s Lounge is like saying Shakespeare was a fixture at the Globe Theater. Charlie was first in and last out. Draining sacks and taking shots to his back from afternoon til early morning.
As a fellow Jew I liked seeing a fellow Hebrew doing the work and giving back to the black community who built America and invented nearly everything in this world.
Corvallus Winslow 330 ppm Written from sacred Seminole land Hereby renouncing my white privilege
Dear Laurie Burrows,
Please top telling the whole world about my confession to you. I was young and stupid, just coming out if an abusive relationship.
I fuc kin take it back.
I fuc kin wish I had never written to you under a fake name. I fuc kin wish more than anything that I never confessed this to you.
But you know what Laurie? You’re dead!
This needs to DIE with you!!
So please stop telling the whole universe about I did wrong.
You are committing the Catholic Sin of Detraction by doing so.
Tell your cousin to stop too. After all, she teaches the importance of forgiveness on her Facebook page.
You can’t preach the importance forgiveness and continue to tell the whole entire world of something I did nearly 20 years ago that I now regret.
Tell your cousin, that’s not how the world works.
Please stop torturing me Laurie.
Sincerely,
Carmen
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