Holy s.it today i was reading my book in my house I love on 12 acres in the back 3 surrounded by woods and a lake real peaceful right? Hell no ! My back

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Holy s.it today i was reading my book in my house

I love on 12 acres in the back 3 surrounded by woods and a lake real peaceful right? Hell no !
My back wall suddenly explodes tor my picture off the wall , then my wife’s China cabinet breaks in a million pieces. …damn deer hunters i told my wife the decoys made terrible lawn ornaments

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You are like a bag of dog shiitt
Not even the Garbage can wants you!

Sultan the Insultor

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.