Holy actual F*** oh my g o d so I was m*********** as per usual condom on a deodorant can locked in the shower but then an idea struck me and I was like oh my god what if I filled the condom up with water and put it in my v***** and so I did and golly F***** gee it worked so I’m like hollly F*** its so filling and hiding my moans and all that s*** when I get an even better idea what if I took another one and put it in my b*** too douBLE FILLING DOUBBLE THE FUN Right? Wrong. So I pull out the v***** balloon and putt on in the a*** one and I’m like F*** this is great, but upon trying to put the v***** one in I realise it’s not fitting and so after a triumphant attempt I decide to pull it out and try again but as I do that I notice there’s more than one condom coming out and I’m like F*** IT BROKE MY A** AND ITS COMING OUT OF MY V***** F*** IM GONNA DIE F*** F*** but I calmed.myself down and looked at it and there was a little bit of blood which is a normal thing if Youre f****** hard-core with yourself but because of my prior panic I was like F*** I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL OG NO OHNO so I get back in the shower and wash myself like Fuckfuck I’m dying and so I try to check for how bad the hole is,, yes,, the hole,, that isn’t there. I F****** freaked the F*** out over nothing. I calmed down and continued with my shower just thinking wow #1 that escalated quickly #2 I could have F****** diED #3 imagine explaining this to my boyfriend and #4, I didn’t notice that I was in no pain before jumping to the conclusion that I pulled a water filled condom through my add out of my v*****. That’s been my s***** adventure for the week thanks for listening