In Gütersloh ist kein Subway da mehr
oh penny, its as if the Cheesecake Factory is run by witches 🧙♀️
sheldon cooper aka Big bang theory
I repent for blasphemy against holy spirit disbelieving somethings in bible sry but im still struggling with some things but i beilueve he exists anx mlst the bible. I still think some things are not great advice or many parts are contradictory. I believe jesus exists does for ours sins & the Trinidadian thing etc etc it’s just a couple small things in bible that I get stuck on I also disbelieve he can hear me pray. It’s not bc I don’t believe he hears anyone’s prayers or bc satan is whispering lies telling me Jesus can’t hear me etc it’s just feels like I’ve been praying on my knees for long time and many things never got better in 2 years I actually feel worse in life and faith then i did 2 years ago. But I do read the bible more/bible studies. Can’t get myself to pray very much these days. I used to pray 2 to 3 times a day now I just feel like.. just nothingness when I pray been like that for like a year
Woah!
is it just me or is it getting a bit crazy in here?
its just me! 🤡
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THE J0KER
If a woman is friends with benefits with a man for several months and that man is also f****** her mother and she doesn’t know about it. Did the man technically do anything wrong?
I once had s** with two different girls in the same day. And no, they didn’t know about each other.
The first one, I picked her up on her lunch break, brought her back to my place, and fucked her. After I took her back to work, I got...
C** on by the Orlando airport and coat my throat with your jism or seed my sissyhole! I’ve got a few private places for us to get away to, huff on some Jungle juice then u pipe me hard and deep then explode in my lusty holes! HMU and I...
This is my biggest secret. When I was in 4th, I made an online friend. I don’t remember how it happened but we started emailing every day. We talked for two years and he always asked for details I knew I shouldn’t give to strangers, nonetheless an adult man. We...
Once my sister put hot sauce in all my underwear while I was showering so I was forced to go commando until I washed but I ended up having to buy new pairs because the red stained. Turns out it was because she liked the way my bulge looked in...
What are you waiting for?
When I was thirty I was dating a woman in LOs Angeles that had an 11 year old daughter. The woman would not close her bedroom door when we had s** and would also want to go n*** swimming with the daughter n*** also. I had never been naked around...
Once when I was in a mental hospital I played with a piece of poop for about 20 minutes, poking it .
My friend is studying photography and I let her take a series of n*** photos of me for a project, we were trying to use angles and poses where my n****** and lady parts weren’t showing but when she sent me the photos she wanted to use for the exhibition...
I just blew the homeless man with long dreads and cowboy hat behind the bus station. Nice wooly bush with a very manly musk, his seed was a little watery though for my taste. Gave him a Publix gift card as thanks.
Cream Gene is around here to help uplift...
I am a FTM transman. I was born female. I even was a stripper at Hooters. In a nutshell – I became a man, surgeries. I had an artificial p****, facial hair, muscles( from the testosterone). I even went to a male prison for severely beating(nearly killing) someone at a...
When I was incarcerated in an ultra max security asylum I was stabbed. This wasn’t supposed to happen because it was a super strict environment. An inmate who was working in the kitchen came up with a very sneaky idea which baffled even the most intelligent asylum staff. He later...
I have won the internet today!!
Even though those pesky binocular nosed shekel sniffers have been working overtime I still managed to capture Brendan Tarrants noble deeds on my phone. Full livestream (16 minutes of actions worthy of a medal of 🎖!!!!) And manifesto included.
The one and only, Nagerzman!!
My mom pasted away and my aunt came down to help out for a couple of weeks. The first night she was here she came in my room and asked if I needed anything. She said I know that you and your mom were having s** and if she could...
I have a cousin who I used to play with when we were younger but he moved away, we’re now both 16 and his mom was visiting (my aunt obviously) she said I should come and stay some time to visit. I decided to go and the main reason was...
I’m a guy who dated a bi-girl in college who would make a game out of having me taste her girlfriends. She would bring home some random girl, finger her, then stick that finger in my mouth. That was about 20 years ago. I miss that girl.
There was a girl who was into me but I wasn’t particularly interested. She was okay looking and petite, and I was single at the time, with too much free time on my hands. She was looking for a relationship which I wasn’t particularly interested in, so I convinced her...
My aunt always tried to hook me up with her son. It was weird. I’m glad he’s got a girlfriend now so she will stop being a creep.
I know I shouldn’t have done this but I had too. I was almost 18 my mom was passed out in her room, I went In to check on her and she’s laying on her bed naked, I could see her shoved p**** so I decided to be quick and...
I’ve took bras and p****** lingerie night gowns etc from every girl woman, grandma, I possibly could I took mostly p****** at first.
I was staying at a friend’s house over night, I seen he was wearing pink satin p******, I asked him why he was and he handed me a handful of his mom’s and sisters p******, I tried a pair on right in front of him, we ended up trading my...
Just jaw jacked for jizzle of a big strong homeless guy in the library bathroom. He’d been bothering me on Grindr and scruff for a while, like too much. But he showed me those wild thick p**** today, and I couldn’t wait to bury my face in his manbush. God...
I shaved my p**** and went to the carnival with just small pieces of tape over my v***** and n****** last summer
I am 55 and I grew up in California, and where we grew up we were s******* active from very early on and all through high school and in our early adult years. No one was a s*** because everyone was a s***.
I now live in an apartment complex,...
There is this guy that I love so much. He had a crush on me since May of 2018, as far as I know. I fell for him December of 2018. Ever since we’ve been talking and every day our relationship grows. I am just waiting for him to ask....
I’ve been obsessed with stealing and wearing p****** bras lingerie night gowns etc since I was 11. I was 16 helping my aunt and uncle with odd jobs around their house. I raided my aunt’s p**** drawer and I almost emptied it. But my aunt blamed the guys installing the...
why do vegans make their life harder than it has to be
I keep thinking back to this day when my friend and I were assigned to be partners for a school art project. This was before we’d started dating, way back before I ever told him I liked him. He invited me to his house after school so we could work...
I’ve known this dude since 7th grade. We can call him (L). Me and L were TIGHT until one day he hits me dead in my face out of the blue in class. Long story short we fight. I won. We got cool again in 8th grade. We fight again....
I just orgasmed to p**** eating and it feels so good. I’m a hot bi british girl and 34D t*** and a round a**. I fucked myself as I watched him lick that c*** and s*** it and omggggg it’s so f****** gooood. I have a link for moaning and...
I love doing “age play” during anonymous(understall or gloryhole) s**. You’d be surprised how much quicker a guy cums in your a** if you tell him you’re ten years old and your daddy says “I haven’t been drinking enough c**”(or, more innocently, my daddy’s waiting for me, so we have...
In my head I know that I should just shrug it off but I can’t. I have never been in love before. I am in college, first time away from home, I went to a dance party and I danced with this girl. We got hot on the dance floor...
I let a stranger impregnate me in some store room at a concert
I dating my older sister.i*****?we don’t care.the important thing is we love each other.
My brother was drunk and I blew him cause I heard the rumour in school that he had a great d***. I wanna do it again so bad. It felt perfect in my mouth and I’d love for him to f*** me in the a**. Dannnnnyyyyyy please I know I’m...
I think I’m pregnant with my dads child. So I’ve always been into older guys and my dads 57. (I’m 16) it happened when I stayed home from school cause you know f*** school but it was so weird. So I was f******** myself and my dad walked in and...
y’all ever heard your dentist say you’re good at brushing your teeth?
I had s** with my cousin at my parents house while they were away and she was visiting
About 6 months ago. Friend from college talked his girlfriend to having s** with her and taking turns. We were at her house , her bedroom. I sat in a chair and watched them making out and having s**. Few times she looked over and smiled at me. Knowing I...
i love going outside naked late at night and feeling the cold air on my p**** and it’s even better when it rains