Dear Aliens, Extraterrestrials or whatever you prefer to call yourself, …..
I’m not sure why you waste your time being here on this planet but I know that you are here and you obviously know it too.

I’d like to leave, or at least go to one of your bases. Life on Earth is boring and dangerous. People are so sick (violent, vicious, hateful, deceiving, dishonest, arrogant, greedy, warmongers, etc.).

Earth doesn’t seem to offer much to Extraterrestrials with advanced intelligence so perhaps this is a prison planet and you just keep check on this place to be sure that no one escapes. Maybe this place is like a zoo and we provide a perverse entertainment, and maybe we are your experiment.

In any event, there are a few of us who would like to progress beyond our limits and become more intelligent and free of Earth. Perhaps you could give me a break? Get me out of here? Offer an opportunity to improve?

Please feel free to stop by and visit me anytime. I look forward to hearing from you and meeting you.

Thanks in advance for your kind consideration.