Yo it’s that big donkey d*** n***** the Prestonian® back to my old ways. Went to the shelter to get a free Christmas dinner (I ain’t homeless just don’t like paying for s***). I sat down next to this f***** and in the middle of my meal I said “hey...

For Christmas I gave my wife a pair of slippers and a d****. If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*** herself.

I kind of ran from the police this one time, I felt absolutely terrible but I got spotted fighting some drunk pissant who tried to hit me and I really didn’t want to get arrested so I booked it in the opposite direction. This was a few months ago and...

Any opinions on my music and vlog?

I love S.T.A.L.K.E.R call of chernobyl

When I was fourteen, I had a job dog sitting for a neighbor. I was at their house, watching tv, when their dog, a Chihuahua, walked in, laid down on the carpet and started licking himself. There must’ve been a female in heat nearby, because he had an erection. And...

i constantly think about cutting of my d*** and becoming a cat girl but I gotta have a catgirl baby first with some girl. just wanted to let you know. (man I just have transgender problems constantly)

good thing this is anonymous

I dug into my leg to pluck out an inch long ingrown hair.

I just masturbated into a shot glass and licked it out. I’m not gay, buy I like the taste of my c**.

I had way too much alcohol to drink and passed out at house party… 😫

When I finally woke late the next afternoon, I rushed out the door and headed straight home.

Right after I woke up in a guest bedroom naked it way apparent what was done to...

you know what I love?
After I drink a lot of liquor I tend to have diarrhea. I think it’s fun having the diarrhea because you have to be in the bathroom or you will doodoo all over the floor.

One of the best experiences I’ve ever had. Literally...

Had the best o***** in a while, squirted alittle. Gotta love my hands hehe

Sure they message from Nigeria everyday but baby none compare to you 😉
Cheers to your happiness <3

When I was 15 at a homecoming party my boyfriend talked me into letting him share me. He started making phone calls. 19 guys from school and one of their 27 year old brothers showed up and took turns one by one c****** inside me. Still the craziest thing I...

I’m a widow with a full time career and a 16 year old son. We have a very close relationship especially after his fathers passing we have always been each other’s support. The night before I was supposed to leave for a vacation we’re sitting on the couch watching tv...

My mom used to punish me s*******. I was raped and abused by her for years. But I put this under ‘a wild experience’ because I actually love most of the experiences I had with her. I feel so fucked up but wouldn’t be me without it. If that makes...

I absolutely love flashing my bare t*** in public!! I will walk around t****** in my building complex and idk how to stop myself

I love having p******** online with men I don’t know

i am having s** with a manager of a public movie theatre over the new seats. his employees know we are having s** and are not supposed to bother us. no movie on and it is dark. they open in a couple hours and someone will be sitting where i...

Nah I’m kidding you’re pretty .
Also Seth was ____ I’m sure you can fill in the blanks since you’ve been digging around everywhere. Real person and story . Only changed one thing ….

Since you’re done and all are you planing to stay monitoring my phone ? That...

My friend died lol

FAMILY IS TYRANNICAL WHEN POWER IS ABUSED

i am letting my young gay bf f*** me while his roommate is passed out drunk on the other side of the living room. this feels so f****** hot. i am going to let him c** in me

Hey Christmas momma, tell Danny I have a greazed and Sleazed BODACIOUS backsnatch for him to breed

I told my therapist that I like a girl but she doesn’t. And that I have developed some strong feelings about her, can’t get them off of my mind.
So she asked me to just fantasize about her in my mind and narrate her through the fantasy, she said...

I’m in a huge fight with my friends rn and the part of me that wants to f****** tear them down and watch them cry and become depressed is just getting stronger. Maybe if I’m mean enough one of them will get the balls to kill themself. I refuse to...

i wish James Brown was still alive to rotorooter my backsnatch.

Merry Jizzmas Everyone,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow

i sucked a d*** at 11 at the chucke cheese bathroom

Somebody needs a spanking.

I RATHER BE A NARCISSIST THAN A DEPRESSED IDIOT WITH SUICIDAL TENDENCIES

I fucked my ex’s father..
We did it on my ex’s bed..
Of course when his wife wasn’t home. ☝️🤤

I’m a man who likes to wear pantyhose. There have been two times I wore daisy dukes with my pantyhose where I had a s***** encounter. The first time I got picked up by a young guy in his SUV. I sucked him off and finished him with a h******....

It’s been fun kids. Peace out .

I was just minding my own business buying food and next thing I know I’m banging the cashier chick in the stock room or something.

“Show me your cack” the perverted New Englander said when accosting me in an I-95 rest stop bathroom

I wish everyone here peace and I wish that you realize that life is about love. It’s not about t***, c****, n******, anuses, piss or s***. It’s not about putting BBCs into white anuses (totally gross how often I see this discussed here).

Re: wife box of condoms. She’s a w****. Go f*** another woman if you can although you sound like a beta b**** so you probably wont. No wonder she fucked another man you pathetic p**** a**. Maybe you can massage her boyfriend’s balls while he’s f****** her you pathetic cuck....

so i’m a gay guy in HS and i’ve had a thing for this straight guy since sixth grade and he’s always touching on me and today he walked past me and rubbed my d*** which turned me on big time. so i texted him saying “thanks but now i...

I let my nextdoor neighbor finger my a-hole! We were just hanging out talking about stuff, having a couple drinks, and she showed me an article from a girls magazine that said women enjoy f******** guys and that a lot of guys like it. I said I never have had...

So I sucked this dudes d*** and then he slapped me out of no where .also he was being aggressive 😭