Yo it’s that big donkey d*** n***** the Prestonian® back to my old ways. Went to the shelter to get a free Christmas dinner (I ain’t homeless just don’t like paying for s***). I sat down next to this f***** and in the middle of my meal I said “hey Mac you wanna go in the bathroom and earn $50 in 5 mins?” He said yes and I went to a stall with him and told him to fellate me. He wasn’t that good so I pulled out a tube of lube and told him to bend over. He said I want $60 for my a**. Ok ok I said.

Slammed that white cracker hobos a** cheeks like a m*********** then shot a 3 day nut in his a******. I left my wallet in the car clean yourself up I’ll be right back. I went to my car and took a nice drive home. F*** you cracker!

Remember my rules:
1. S*** my d***
2. Fill my belly
3. Don’t ask me for s*** (especially not tips)