Corvallus here greasy and sleazy and been drinking some wheesky! My girlfriend is asleep does anyone in Orlando want to come bend me over drop their load and then leave? As ALWAYS wild buck n****** go straight to the front of the line, that’s The Corvallus Difference™

I’m greedy...

Corvallus licked my a****** at a park in Orlando. the night before was dollar tacos at Julio’s taco Castle so when he was finished his mouth look like a chocolate donut. Do I have something on my face? He asked. No no nothing.

So I just watched a video (it was in fact not n***, it just featured a slightly suggestive joke and was otherwise a regular video)
I somehow feel both uncomfortable, violated and entertained, which is fine and dandy, r/cursedimages is after all one of my favorite subreddits, except that...

Before this stranger calls me Autistic:
“The type of people who’ve been responsible for many of society’s greatest inventions, but are still not widely appreciated by the majority of people.
Isaac Newton – inventor of physics
Albert Einstein – inventor of modern physics
Nikola Tesla –...

Thorough cooking kills the dangerous bacteria, but few people cook raw sprouts. The FDA says people most at risk from foodborne illness — children, the elderly, pregnant women and anyone with a weakened immune system — should avoid eating raw sprouts of any kind, including alfalfa, clover, radish and mung...

Dude she’s a female Jeffrey Dahmer. Except she’s a con artist too. Nothing about that b**** was real, I became friends with a persona a character created just for me. I was targeted because I was lonely isn’t that nice ? At least that’s what people including my therapist keep...

And then she grabbed my insides by the handful in my dream and rub them all over her body and against her private areas and laughed . Then she face fucked me while giving bozo a b*******. Then set my corpse on fire well her and bozo a rip each...

you’re an imp b******

Good God I just had a dream you killed me like you keep promising and then ate me. And not eat me in a good way… You were actually like lunch you know my intestines and sucking on my eyeballs maybe this is a good thing as disturbing as that...

So kids I found out why she Kiss me at the airport… It’s because she has herpes and she wanted to give it to me too. Wow she didn’t even know that she hated me then. That’s pretty f****** evil. Good thing I was smart enough to get an STD...

STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME WHEN I DON’T EVEN WRITE LIKE THAT.

I like guys that crossdress. A previous boyfriend loved dressing up around the apartment and it turns me on. He wasn’t gay and and a good lover. I miss his p**** in p****** and pantyhose h****** me, lol.

twin flame Bull s***

Damn Corvallus got clowned by the Prestonian!

Yo Prestonian here and I don’t remember that happening with Corvallus. I don’t do that kind of baloney anymore fam. I did do all those things to other men but don’t remember one named Corvallus. I used to drink a lot of steel reserve and earthquake beer, maybe don’t remember...

The Prestonian sounds like a nice man

You can waste your time hating me. Wish you love, healing, and compassion. PS, you live in another country so yeah. Move on.

Damn the Prestonian straight punked Corvallus! Prestonian is the boss Corvallus is a b****!

Violence genrates violence. Love.

You like big d*** cool. I’d f*** anything cute with a skirt nobody cares kiss kiss

Maybe we should use the chinese remains as bat feed. LOL

Let’s call it “ 50 shades of Southern” and we can document our cuddles, kisses, fucks, arguments, being cut up like fish sticks, burned with cigarettes, I want you to French kiss me as you squeeze my neck and watch my eyes pop also

Yeah by the way I...

yeah sure you want to die. stop faking being this p****, nobody would say that s***, and clearly you’re pretending . also being alone is better

My girlfriend is working until 12:30am and I’m h**** and kinda bored. So I’ve been looking through her underwear drawer and trying on some of her s*** p******. Don’t care for the thongs or cotton ones, but the hipsters, bikini and boy cut undies are s*** af and got my...

If Trump and Pence both catch Covid-19 and die, Nancy Pelosi will be President.

I’m seeing a girl who is 41 years younger than me. No s**t, She’s 19 and gorgeous with a smokin’ hot body! I was friends with her ex-bf. After they broke up she would come to my house and we would get high together. After this happened a few dozen...

So it’s pride month, and I want to come out as a crossdresser and I’m not gay. Love how female clothes feel, the silky smooth fabric turns me and I jerk it. Girls are lucky to have so much to wear.

I met a gentleman named Peter Stonian from this website. We had a nice dinner and after we left I noticed he grabbed something from the table which I didn’t realise what it was until later (the tip). After dinner we engaged in unprotected a*** s** (me on bottom) and...

The Prestonian gave me herpes. My a****** looks like a ufo now, circle with red bumps all around it.

The troll is derailed and happy with his masturbatory routine. The universe gave you a chance and you just decided to hate me when I gave you energy. Energy is real ans it’s more valuable than money. Energy bring wealth. You can’t analyze EVERYTHING and not LIVE.

Wow, I never would’ve considered Tinder or any other dating site a viable option, but wow…

I think I am going to sign up for every dating site I can.

Thats astounding.

I’m done stalker hacker sockpuppet. I’m reporting you to the police. This many months using my name for lies will be used against this website and hopefully I’ll take it down.

i hope you get herpes for lying i gave you herpes when we have never fucked f****** psychopath hacker stalker elitist e***** f****** p*** addict junkie posing like me online f****** retard no life hedorian gay for mario

You probably hacked your way to see Laura because there’s no way you know her, and yet your jealousy is driving you mad. You are a handsome man no need to s*** talk someone you unconsciously feel a magnetic attraction so maddening you can’t be nice.

Weekend’s here and I’m gonna wear p****** every day. I’m male btw. At home, pool, and outside. Makes me feel so s***.

Holy s*** Tinder is crazy. What the f*** is this? and there it is number one, two, three, four and then some. I dont know how to juggle all these chicks over the weekend. Its been a while. It is like shooting fish in a bucket. What the f*** is...

Blackpink lyrics = 💩

Meow 😻

You’re poison…that I just can’t get enough of 💋
I miss that honey tongue

Sad we never got to cuddle or f*** She was just the hottest little thing . . But was too chicken to meet up for a fun rendezvous