So kids I found out why she Kiss me at the airport… It’s because she has herpes and she wanted to give it to me too. Wow she didn’t even know that she hated me then. That’s pretty f****** evil. Good thing I was smart enough to get an STD test After the trip. I never knew that she was that angry she never got to f*** to me. That’s OK sweetheart I still love you even if you are evil.

No matter how much of a loser I think I am it’s always comforting to know there’s someone out there that’s worse