Im dressing as a femboy for halloween. Thigh hose, short skirt, cute p@nty, crop top. Cant wait
Selling pumpkin carving kits at Walmart is like selling Murder kits to children!
Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃
বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় ভর্তির আগেআগে যেমন তোমার সাথে কত প্লান-পরিকল্পনা, গপগপ করতাম। যাওয়ার আগেও তেমন করতে ইচ্ছে করছে। সাড়ে চার’টা বছর কীভাবে যে গেল!
Looks like I fuucked up your leg. You’re a shiit driver. Wrong side of the road idiot
Knox from roadhouse
S*** c****** here! 🔥 I confess I’m so f****** h**** ➔ flirt𝟸s**.c𝗈m
Nobody likes you’re fried child. I tell my kids everytime I see that over medicated walking zit count you’re blessing.
I’m married but I want to have lesbian s** so bad. I f*** myself everyday thinking about eating out a girl in public. I go to he bars and will dance with girls and grind but I wont do anything else. I just fantasize about it. I love my husband...
I introduced my wife to swinging and now she is more into it than I am. Sometimes when we get a call about a party I am not interested in going and she goes alone. She cannot get enough men or s**. We both grew up in small towns and...
Who should i have BREED MY BACKSNATCH this week, @laurats10 or @cindydecuba ?
years ago and as a kid I masturbated on my dads things sometimes and other things , like toys and objects around the house and one day I was in shower and seen his brush and he found me in the shower m*********** on it and I often did it...
8301 NW 27th Ave 12:30pm tomorrow Partyman
Clark Hallisey loves penises of black transgender women. The women out here use “s******” and “t*****”, just look at @laurats10 she uses them herself, cindytoomuch too. Clark wanted Cindy but he says she’s too much money. He only pays $50 max, and he likes the black ones who are cheaper...
I masturbated with my step sister and now she told me she used to like me.
Hey there my friends and freaks, CORVALLUS here I just ran into my pal the luscious TS Laura (@laurats10) on the trolley looking s*** as well get out. My c*** is a full 7 1/2 inches and leaking mmm
Guess I’ll have to see her on Thursday
Clark Hallisey bottoming for Daddy Biscuit his favorite crack dealer to score a rock tiny.cc/ClarkBreedo Clark Hallisey takes all of Biscuits b******** hairy c*** and enjoys the c** in his a** tiny.cc/ClarkBreedo if you want to breed hot white a** hit up Clark Hallisey on facebook or on one of...
After partying all night with my friend, we came back and passed out on the couch. I woke up the next morning next to him, we had been subtly cuddling all night. He’s a straight guy so it definitely meant absolutely nothing to him. I’m a gay guy, and really...
S*** c****** here! 🔥I confess I’m so f****** h**** ➔ flirt𝟸s**.c𝗈m
“No l o a d s refused! ready for you…. at dolphin mall parking “ C** dump” Here to please you papi….now here for you to unload. 202……643……156…..1
Im dominicano Im in my private and discreet place in Miami
Details: 31 years old, in Miami. Looking for 18...
I was ready when I told you at the school I front of you’re friends. Take him, take it all. Idc I’ll be just as gone if not more so honey bunny ✌🏽
My family, friends and boyfriend would disown me if they knew that I had B********* while I was away at college. I saw an ad on a dating app and thought it was probably photoshopped. The Black guy was hanging down almost to his knees. I wondered how anybody could...
SUCKING SEED FOR SAMHAIN!
FEED ME!
ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!
anytime after dusk
im the werewolf
ahoooooooooo
On Friday a woman came in to buy cigarettes and beer. She had deep maroon hair. My coworker at the cash register told her that her hair was pretty then asked where she got it done. The woman flipped and claimed that her hair color was her natural color and...
Even as a man I’m with #Killing_all_men and #Aborting_all_male_fetuses too. Literally all s***** messed up stuff I have ever seen or heard of or experienced including all imbecility and abuse and crimes have had men at full fault and the abusers have always been men. It’s men that f*cked up...
Monopoly is a fun game. LOL> you made me giggle. LOL. But monopoly is only fun if you have a million hours to play. its not exactly a fast moving game. I love games like clue..and candy land and chutes and ladders. its more fun. 😀
Honey daddy’s home
My crush has a gf but it’s like we are dating and I imagine that we are dating. I feel like he likes me but doesn’t want to say it because he has a gf. Is that bad that I think that?If
Anna just came out of the bathroom and here I am sniffing the freshest p****** ever. I swear her stain was cool and smooth to the touch. What’s even wilder I got a couple of p**** shots last night while playing XBox. She watched Gorge and I play. She’d move...
I bet I could make the driest oldest slow cummer curl toes in two minutes max
I WANT TO F*** JEVIL SO BAD! I WANT TO SLURP UP HIS LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES! I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HIS FAT A**! I WANT TO DUMP MY C** IN HIS RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! I WANT TO F*** F*** F*** F***...
Abort fetus!
A sequel to the 2003 Christmas comedy “Elf” was in the works at one point actor Will Farrell revealed recently. The one thing he didn’t mention how long ago that one point was. Ferrell, who starred as the film’s eager protagonist, Buddy, said a follow-up to the “low-budget PG comedy”...
Since my name is Clark I like c**** that look like a Clark candy bar– thick and chocolatey!
That being said when it comes to me and Corvallis he’s got such a pathetic meat stick I ALWAYS top him and get real rough on his tender a** like the...
Abusive c***, inconsiderate stupid b****. Should I start yelling at you’re dumbass during work. It’s no wonder you surround yourself with fat whores you’re destiny is one.
You know what? Nah. None of you are f****** worth it. I’m not giving up my newfound peace for you or anyone else. Ive done enough damage and so have you. As of today, You’re officially off the hook. I f****** hate you. You ruined my f****** life Jenny, I...
Thirsty Thursdays tonight @ Cleos! Come get on your knees and let your buddy fill your mouth up with beer pee 🍺🍺🍺!
Want to fill up the rear tank? Bend over and let one of our bawdy brothers blast your bootyhole with bonerpee!
Remember, anything goes at Cleos!®
Happy black history month
Here I will post a song lyric showcasing black artist!
First up!
Justin Timberlake “Cry Me A River”
You were my sun You were my earth But you didn’t know all the ways I loved you, no So you took a chance
It’s 420 y’all! CORVALLUS here, I just got my guts SHELLACED with some guys’ SEEDSHAKE! Since about 215 I’ve been GREAZED & SLEAZED by the best(at not so best) that CLUB AQUA has to offer! I was in another land with that Gina and PIG SWEAT poppers, every JIZZLESTICK a...
Cake some more makeup on you’re dermatologist will love you’re repeated visits. I’m so glad you are miles and miles away from me. Trapped in a place you force yourself to like. I’m sure manipulating another flock of drunks is going good its always fun the first month.
I was 19 when I fucked a 30 year old s*** and came inside her by mistake. I knocked her out and ran. To date, I don’t feel guilty. Instead, I feel turned on whenever I think about it.