In college I had a boyfriend named Ray. He decided that I needed a tattoo to define my relationship and I got a tattoo above my p**** in my pubic zone. “Ray’s P****”.

There it lay, year after year, I didn’t shave because of the tattoo. My husband was unaware,...

The neighbor down the street ran into me walking home from school and asked if wanted to come hang out in his new fort back in the tree’s area. I said sure, but I got to change clothes and drop my books off first. He is like OK, meet we...

I use to date a chick that loved to show off her spread a** and p**** to guys online one night she wanted to watch a guy on cam c** for spread a** and p**** so Brittany bent over spread her hot meaty pink p**** and a****** wide open as...

Learned my neighbor’s wife is a M I L F. I work for a local Heating and Air conditioning repair shop. Last night I was called for a repair. I was glad the location was only about three miles away. I had to check out an AC/ Heater unit at...

I SLAM CHEEKS FOR WEEKS ON WEAK WHITES AND MAXICANS. JUST YESTERDAY I MET A CRACKER NAMED TANNER AT THE PICKLE PARK SAID HE JUST WANTED TO DO BJ, SORRY PAL YOURE GONNA BEND OVER AND LET THE BIG BOSSMAN RUN WILD ON DEM LILY WHITE CHEEKS. THREE RULES FOR...

Growing up in a house with my older siblings brother and a sister they were older as sister was born in 78 and brother was born in 79, I was born in 85, I always found myself very attracted to my Sister, by the time I turned 13 I started...

I have a hairy backpussy. If anyone is interested in taking it for a spin please find me on X @LiveNSleazy STRAIGHT and AFRICAN AMERICAN men go straight to the front of the line. BIGDICKNIGGERS most welcome. 8″ and up only! My buns don’t want none unless you got an...

My nerd cousins wife when they first started dating in 7th grade was 4’10” and chubby with round hard grapefruit sized b****. My two brothers (14 and 17) and an 18 year old neighbor guy who always got our booze invited him and her to a bonfire at the catfishing...

Barbara S. of Charlotte. I know you have been to Paris once. I have traveled there numerous times and am fairly fluent in the language. However, this will a wonderful trip for our honeymoon, because this time the trip will be with you.

JoAnna Freeland has the best Oreos and is so cute. 🥰

Ratsoup eating Jew corvallus you can’t get to me no more I’m in a damn relationship with a nice white man named Gene and he polishes my knob brings me my supper and sometimes we just have some high gravity beers and watch the game while he’s servicing my crank...

Yes, Barbara S. Of Charlotte is that kind of girl.

Roller skating through Liberty City today in some skimpy dolphin shorts, hot pink tank top and headband when I passed a house with a bunch of young black bucks posted up out front.

As I was passing I did a spin on my skates to give the bros a...

When I was 11 I got se xu ally mole sted for the first time. The man who se xu all y ab used me and took my vir g in ity and my in no cence was my swim coach. He liked to pe rv on you ng boys...

We’ve been married for thirty years. My wife is normally a spitter. Two nights ago, she told me while shopping she purchased a tube of strawberry flavored lube. Then smiled at me. Pushed my underwear down and glazed down my s h a f t and started licking and s...

F28 our apartment was at the end of the parking lot with a dumpster across from unit. I was home alone and feeling h****. I was wearing thigh highs and heels and a short skirt. I watched as different people tossed bags and walk away. I opened the front door...

When I was much younger in my teens im gunna be 40 soon, I miss spending the night with several of my guy Friends, First I was maby 13 just hitting puberty, Id go over to my Friend Billys House in the Summer, Loved going swimming with him it Billy...

I have not had the opportunity to cut loose and get high and over two years and I finally did on my own volition from my conscious decision that I made and now it’s got me and I can’t stop. I can’t stop myself from the orgasmic senses that flow...

I’M CUCKOO FOR COCOACOCKS!!

I’M NUTTY FOR NIGERIAN NUTS!!

I RESPECT RHODESIAN RODS!!

I’m CORVALLUS WINSLOW and I’m a COCOACOCK WORSHIPPER.

I went to the Halloween store to purchase a s*** costume for a party. I was looking for a school girl or s*** party girl outfit. This tall guy there asked if I needed help and he picked out some things he suggested would look great on me.

He suggested...

Corvallus tossed my salad right after I used the restroom after eating 2 Bufords, fries, pie, chocolate malt and a damn coffee. Looked like a damn black face actor by the time he was done!

Fits that damn racist AZZ jewboy pussyass crackerjack nicknack Paddywhack lick my nuts and kiss...

Listen up whites A BLACK MAN IS SPEAKING. If you out there trying to DOWNGRADE the superior black man I’ve got other news for you your gonna DROP THOSE SHORTS bend over, spread your lily white cheeks and once that brother gets his damn nut you say thank you sir...

Finally some new master-bation video! I’ve been beating off to Ashli Babbitt falling dead from the window for 4 years, now I got Kirk’s neck leaking like a garden hose!

SUCKOFF SUNDAY ahora @ the Alligator Fuckhouse / Backdoor Ballroom. Rest your weary Sunday morning nutsack on my chin while me or one of my sissy pals empties your Yummy Yogurt. Sensimilia Doobies, Alkaseltzer and Bloody Mary’s on deck and gratis, that’s the Corvallus Difference™.

BONUS OFFER: if you...

CORVALLUS WINSLOW RESPONDS:

Oh Reginald Dollarhide suddenly you’re too good for Mr Corvallus Bronson Winslow III? I remember back in the Cleo’s days you went by Rump Recker Reggie! Charlie was just a cracker and you’re trying to PUT ME OUT? UP YOURS N*****!

Don’t side with those right wingers...

SEPTEMBER- Autumn , a pregnant susan, deadbeat dad, Alex dad, Tom the DJ, verbus, corvallis, Seth Meyers gets cancer, evil Jesus, aborted pumpkin, retarded librarian.

One day, it was very windy and I was just chilling right outside my classroom door and then I saw my crush, it was just me, her and her friend, my crush was busy talking to her friend, and then a very strong wind blew up my crush’s skirt and...

I just filled my daughter Zoey’s p**** with the biggest load of c** I’ve ever blown in a girl’s c***! Her puffy bald 11 year old t*** was so tight and I totally wrecked it! I stretched that test out good! Hopefully she’s pregnant now by daddy! She better be!...

In middle school and high school I had s** with other boy’s. Now im engaged to marry a gorgeous girl and I’m afraid that the gay stuff I did as a kid will surface?

First wife decided to “teach me a lesson” being fed-up with my constant desire to be kept in a rubber b******-bag, so she brought home a guy she’d been seeing on the side, and showed me off – saying “whaddya think? H ethought, and said hesitatntly “I could make him...

About six months ago my older sister Cindy 23 moved back home because of marriage problems. Yesterday work sent me home due to of a drywall order. I normally use the basement bath with a shower. While walking downstairs I heard a moan. I peeked around the corner of the...

Anyone ever tried a BIG BUFORD from checker or rally? Best damn burger in da business!

Corvallus here’s some names for your house besides the two you mentioned: (Alligator Fuckhouse, Penus Guy Trap):

– Motel 6″+

– Holiday Inn My Bootyhole

– Backsnatch Bodega

– Corvallus’ Çum Cavern

– Human Horchata Hotel

– Partyman’s Pleasure Palace

– IHON (International...

I just got out of a toxic relationship that lasted 15 years. It’s still hard to wrap my head around how much time that really is—fifteen years of my life spent trying to make something work that was slowly breaking me down. And even though a part of me feels...

I was dogsitting for my sister-in-law a while ago, and I got h**** and was laying on the sofa, stroking my c***. The dog came over and sniffed my c***, and started to lick it. It felt amazing. I let her keep going until I blew my load, and she...

so me and my friend we were going out for a walk and then a weird guy came up to us and then my friend started to flirt with the guy then the guy slapped my b*** and said i cake then my friend say take us! Then the man...

I told y’all Charlie Sheen was a jizzlejunkie years ago, not news to any of you Jizzleheads! Saw him pull off a 25-30 main midnight train to Georgia at Cleo’s once. They called him CumCleanerCharlie there.

Stay sleazy my friends!

CORVALLUS WINSLOW

Beautiful backpussy at the end of the day

To all you CRACKERS out there who don’t know I’ll tell u what happened, I came to this damn site and a JEW CRACKER BACKPUSSY BOI started mouthing off to me and I told him I’m gonna snap that damn balloon knot well he’s been teasing my black mamba for...

A donkey just asked me what it was like to have feet for eyes, and I don’t know what to tell him.