I forgot to mention NO LOADS REFUSED and RAW IS LAW.
Some clown just came by wanting to wear a condom…
Corvallus
Yes friends, act now, destroy Unicron! Kill the Grand Poobah! Eliminate even the toughest stains! Help us, home us! Hurry, hurry, hurry! Sale must end! Rush right on down and test-drive latest model with no obligation. New improved Junkion planet is sleek, s*** import with turbo handling
Wreck Gar
Ok ok, I leave the curtains open, lights on and walk around naked in my apartment. Love showing off my shaved body. Gets me all tingly.