Foot traffic at SUCKOFF SUNDAY was a little light today and overall there’s been a decline in visitors to my ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE. I hope it’s not because of all that trash Backpussy Brian has been posting about me and my sensual stabbin cabin.
Don’t let the words of a known liar dissuade you from shooting your Salty Shake in my Sissified SemenSatchel!
Simply,
CORVALLUS
