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Nobody gives a fork about your GoFundMe, Heather. Constantly begging for people to fund your latest music project in the current economy is beyond entitled. Get a fukking job, you lazy bittch.

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The one called Ultra Magnus stands in our way! Death will be his reward for his heroism

Cyclonus

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Helium is surprisingly difficult to obtain in any kind of appreciable quantity. But, I’ve finally secured enough to carry out my exit plan. I did a dry-run with a little bit of gas in a bag and became pleasantly light-headed to an almost euphoric degree. I am ecstatic to finally have a way out of Fiserv and this painful life for good. Finally found the off switch. I’m a coward but if nobody else cares about me or my pain, why should I?

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When I came here I felt 25 an alive but the orange eagle needed 1.. so0 24 * when I leave like a vampire I’ll take your youth. Relive those years awhile as an emancipated little aids c*** who often crys when he thinks nobody watching.

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Inside the upside-down world where Covid-19 vaccines are dangerous and ivermectin is saving lives.

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Sounds like some white needs to open up his cracker backdoor and let the Prestonian run wild on dat a**! Been too busy slamming white cheeks to post much here, with all this christmas stuff. I knew all these racist crackers would realize it’s time to take the Prestonians 3...

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I had my very first M F M yesterday . It was mind blowing . I never thought about getting fucked by a son and his dad . I’m 35 son 22 and the dad 48 .

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Trevor Gaffney why you eating pubic hair???

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My name is TREVOR. Have you ever eaten someone’s pubic hair? I have many times and I love it. My taste for crotch clippings came one night quite some time ago. I was riding around an industrial part of town just as I’ve described in other confessions I’ve posted. I...

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I have become the human embodimemt of spite, malice, and lust. I am no longer suicidal or homocidal. I am a creature of the night. I will punish the living forevermore. I will find new victims to drain and discard. Count Garcia signing off for the last time.

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Thats what she gets for laughing at me.

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Siren would caress each of my hairy nuts in her mouth and then lick my shaft from the hilt to the tip before swallowing my b******** Johnson and jaw jacking it til she drains every last drop of my Alabama Black Seed

And then you’ll do the same Johnny! Open...

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you can’t be trusted so shut up. Sirius or Syrian , what ever you call yourself or know by. who are you? what can you do about anything?

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Oh Siren, The shadows have always suited me more than the spotlight. No more obsessively keeping tabs on me for your own peace of mind.

Now you get to wonder what in the hell im up to without anyway to ease your troubled mind. You say im obsessed, but you’re...

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Why don’t I crush your throat with a baseball bat so you can’t laugh anymore? Siren. After all, that little laugh made my blood boil and I wanted to hurt you so bad. So why then did i drive away instead of going a****** when I was so close to...

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Siren It’s a beautiful day when my enemies suffer. Wonder what put Mustache Cash Stash in the hospital this time. Hopefully something terrible so Siren ends up all alone. I hope he makes too much to qualify for a stimmy, that’d be stimmy. If I can’t be with her, I’ll...

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H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I will be waiting you 🔥

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I was only such a d*** to you because i thought you were toying with me and trying to hurt me on purpose so i wanted to hurt you back. Im sorry Siren. I can do much better. I promise. You imspire such passion im me. This is what i...

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I went to a n*** beach today. I was alone, but I fell asleep. When I woke up, there was a man not far from me, looking at me and stroking himself. I opened my legs and encouraged him. I ended up m*********** while he watched. Later, another man came...

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Sucking all cummers who are negative with a freshly washed d***

NO LOADS REFUSED

TA Montgomery I-65 & US 80
look for my note on the board by the showers

– PRESTON WINSLOW

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Some damn fool on here pretending to be me! Yeah I drank last night but I ain’t on here posting no trash! Probably that ratsoup eating Jew Corvallus up to his old tricks again!!!

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Actually Presto Jizzo, I’ve been getting my backsnatch creamed by Cuban y Puertoriquena T-Gals, MERRY JIZZMAS TO ALL even u Preston, it may not be my religion but the ideas of PEACE & LOVE TO ALL are part of my mantra man. So please try to be, today, everyone.

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I took a shot of that damn fireball that some cracker left at my joint and now all I can think about is splitting a pair of lily white cheeks. This one honky once said “damn it’s too hard” and I said “honky you’ve been f****** me for decades I...

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My new years resolution is I ain’t going to no more damn pickle parks and I ain’t slamming white cheeks anymore. Maybe it’s this ripple talking but I done changed my ways. Still don’t like that Corvallus

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LICK MY DAMN A******!

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DO NO HARM BUT TAKE NO S***.
A-FKING-MEN. THANK YOU SATAN.

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Well then I came back to this site to see some old friends and wouldn’t you know it that racist white ratsoup eating Jew Corvallus is here dragging my damn name through the mud. Saying I got spitroasted or sucked some c****, get this straight cracker Jew, I do the...

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5 years

Some DELICIOUS Christmas magic in the air! TS LAURA just messaged me she wants that late night NOCHEBUENA SNACK! She’s gonna give me her milk and I’m gonna cream her cookies until the sun cums up!

– KORVALLUS KRINGLE

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Come fill up Korvallus Kringles bootybag full of gifts so I can hop in my sleigh (1983 Toyota Camry Wagon) and go down to let the Key Clubhouse and let Clark Hallisey f**** it out of my a**. As always blacks and afro cubanos to the front of the line!...

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5 years

Brothersisters,

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Went to a Christmas frat party last night . Four drinks later I was escorted to a bed room . I gave out Christmas Cheer ( p**** ) started off with three guys . During the second f*** session the bedroom door opened . Another guy walks in . Oh...

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Reply to guy who wanked off in bookstores. I knew guys like you back when I was cruising the bookstores in my town. I was in my early twenties and I would run into guys who would not let anyone s*** them off so I would get down on my...

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That lowdown no good ratsoup eating jew Corvallus calling himself Korvallus Kringle, he’s more like Korvallus Goldstein the gay c** guzzling rabbi! If Corvallus wants a Christmas present he can lay on the ground and wait for a tootsie roll to fall out of my damn azz! I’ve been drinking...

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5 years

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I will be waiting you 🔥

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If you wanted big c*** to c*** action, you shouldve been at Club Aqua today, I was there for 10 hrs. It was quite the s*** party and lots of Manmilk and Cumcookies

– KORVALLUS KRINGLE

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Wife just flew across the country for a week with family. I am wearing her p****** and put ads online for guys to come over and play with me.

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Sooo[ooooooooooooo happy that white b**** cop going to jail for the murder of some black criminal nobody.

Just like how that other white n**** cop went to jail for the murder of that black crackhead.

Whites down bad. Ya losing good members of society while 1 dead black crackhead...

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Katherine G- I want to f*** you slowly and I want to eat your p**** and poke my tongue in and out of your pretty pink b******* again

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Liar, I haven’t stuck my jubilant johnson in anyones raunchy rump since I transformed for the holiday szn.

My bitchin’ b******* is sore. That’s all for today folks, bout to leave Club Aqua. SEASON’S BREEDINGS EVERYONE!

– KORVALLUS KRINGLE

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5 years

All Korvallus Kringle gave me for Christmas was a*** warts

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HUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFF

GRRRRRROOOOOOIIIIINNNNNNNKKKKKK

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All I want for christmas is JIZZLE JUICE

Sniff S*** Swallow Pump Breed!! I want ALL that Big Splash Energy!

F*** ME NOW! Club Aqua Room 37! Make me your s**** snowman!

– KORVALLUS KRINGLE

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5 years

lots of old cuban papis wear Aqua Velva at Club Aqua and it’s so off putting. I tell em to shower up first. If you dont regulate the sauna and jacuzzi, they will go in there covered in that s*** and the steam makes the whole area smell like that...

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