Liar, I haven't stuck my jubilant johnson in anyones raunchy rump since I transformed for the holiday szn. My bitchin' bunghole is sore. That's all for

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Liar, I haven’t stuck my jubilant johnson in anyones raunchy rump since I transformed for the holiday szn.

My bitchin’ b******* is sore. That’s all for today folks, bout to leave Club Aqua. SEASON’S BREEDINGS EVERYONE!

– KORVALLUS KRINGLE

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if we are going to circumcise many of the boys in this country than it makes no sense to not perform a very similar and possibly less invasive surgery on girls where their prepuce is also cut a little for the same reasons.

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so what kinda underwear you wearin?
cotton or synthetic?

-darrel the manager