That lowdown no good ratsoup eating jew Corvallus calling himself Korvallus Kringle, he’s more like Korvallus Goldstein the gay c** guzzling rabbi! If Corvallus wants a Christmas present he can lay on the ground and wait for a tootsie roll to fall out of my damn azz! I’ve been drinking these damn high gravity beers again feeling as crazy as a shithouse rat tonight. Merry Christmas all you non Jews out there!