you wont catch me sippin the urinals. i stick to the toilets 😮👅
urine sample dan
Once when I was little, my father was a little more drunken, and a little more crazy than usual, he had held me down while my brother the undertaker cut my throat and wrists, they buried me alive. On Halloween night I dug myself out of my own grave and buried my brother alive, after I set my own father on fire. Thats where my love of fire, pain and suffering started.
Demon Kane
i have decided to go on a slight study ban, no studying at all, or only where and i mean only , only , study things i can tolerate !
Who wants to play Karma? Alexis Brooke Clark from San Antonio has a cheating husband and she doesn’t know it. Her husband Christian has been having an affair for over 5 years. I’m friends with both of them so I can’t bring myself to tell her. Both of them can be found on fb. Do your thing internet.
ROFL to the couple who I blazed with an hour ago, SALUTE!
You are why I’m out here LOUD & PROUD! At least y’all know the truth
SUCIO SUNDAY Y’ALL
– CORVALLUS
I’m out here LIVE at CALLE OCHO FESTIVAL! I’m wearing a Miami Heat Basketball Shirt w/silver shorts & a columbia blue popper bandolier over it, LETS BLAZE ONE find me in the street I got all the goodies and places all over to sneak away and get litty!
NO S**...
I like f****** with moderators from s*** no no chat rooms especially the people who are romantically involved with the person on Kam..
What a dried out turd, covered in wet cheap farts. With little bits of s*** behind the rats hair.
“Please don’t do that. Call an Uber and go to a hospital. Life is worth it, even if you can’t see that now.
Please choose life.
– CORVALLUS”
SLEAZIN’ IT LIVE ON CALLE OCHO!!
SW 19 AV C** GET GREAZY WITH ME & FREESTYLE FREAKIN!
They’re just silver shorts btw, I just wanted to write JNCOs. And my bandolier is over a T-shirt. But if u find me holler & I’ll give u a free joint!
In 90 MIN c** find me at CALLE OCHO FESTIVAL u cant miss me in Silver JNCOs and a Columbia Blue Popper Bandolier!
LETS GET PIGGY WIT IT!
At Hank’s Bar we have a tradition called the Mayonnaise Trombone where you buttfuck your bro and then s*** the load out of his backpussy while you reach around and jack him off into another buddy’s mouth. Kinda like your family’s tradition with the turkey and prime rib.
—CORVALLUS...
Now I will tell you about the man behind the big mean nine inch c*** and the b**** boi wives. I am 47 and live in Denver, CO and I own my own cabinet making business. I teach my b**** boi wives about the finer side of life like Travel,...
Follow up reply to guy who wants to worship a mans c*** and be a wife. I currently have two b**** boi wives. Boi Jeremy 19 and boi Kaleb 21. They live with me and service me, and I help them through college. I can use a third b**** boi...
To the C*** Lover. I am your man. I have a big mean nine inch d*** that needs to be serviced every single day. I like my b**** bois to give me head several times a day and also have their asses up every night around 10pm for a long...
I need some 18 to 21 year old boy p****. Come to club Zodiac in Seattke. Ask for Chainsaw Mike
Gay Daddy T**** d o t c o m
Come on down to club AQUA in Miami tonight. Floridas premier gay bath house – Big Jim Henshaw
back when i was in 5th grade i ended up witnessing some kid watching gay p*** in the bathroom
I SLAM CHEEKS!!!
Just blew the guy next door. He is nineteen and he said that he never let a guy s*** his d*** before. Nice thick 7 inches and a big load.
Let me tell you something….
You get yourself a gorgeous, real, natural woman….
And you don’t f*** er in the a**…
CUMGUZZLING CORVALLUS gonna get fed at CALLE OCHO FESTIVAL this sunday by Little Havana’s tastiest T-Girls! Find me in my Columbia Blue Popper Bandolier roaming the fest hunting for that GUCCI GRAVY!
Ladies, CREAM ME THERE
@briggye can go f****** kill herself. once you die, you can have all of the attention that you want. but i am never going to forgive you for s******* assaulting my s/o to be with them. you are a nasty w**** and always playing victim. i hope you get expose...
FREAKY FUCKSTICK F******* FRIDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here, wanting you all to get all frizzied Wild & Mild Backwoods style this weekend! Get Jizzy With It!
PEACE LOVE
& BACKSNATCH
Hey s***! I’m a h**** c******, Let’s play best camsex with me at flirt2se𝕩.c𝗈𝗆
Corvo Breedo don’t tease me no more, let’s get a damn motel room and let me wild out on that a**! I want to speedbag your prostate while I’m eating a full Buford value meal with a chocolate malt on your back with a tablecloth and a cloth napkin!
Wassup Jizzleheads?? CORVALLUS here greazin’ & sleazin’ around the 305 today for Topped by TGals Thursday! @LauraTS10 brizzled my BACKSNATCH earlier & it was fantastic but I need more more more! Just left a serious pounding by TS Angie, and I’m on the hunt for the next s**** shooter to...
I walked into the guest restroom as my best friends adopted daughter Madison was swimming out back in the pool. Madison is a dirty blonde teenager skinny but built very good and very feisty and semi flirty with me often calling me names like poopey b*** as she smacks...
In a far off land I took a girl I met at a bar to the hotel. She didn’t have the normal equipment down there, she was equipped with a small p****. I sucked that p****, and made her c**. She lay on her back and I pounded her boy...
Canada is larger than United States by land but population less* than state of California.
I want a damn b****** and r*****! You whites owe me pleasure and satisfaction!
I’ma split your damn cheeks Corvallus! You gonna say I’m the boss man big d*** n***** in da place to be and serve me a big buford while you stick yo tongue up my azz! After you fill my belly and clean my azz with your tongue I’m gonna snap...
My 13 yo nephew showed me who’s boss.
I was supposed to be babysitting him, but wanted to take a “nap”. I told him I would be upstairs if he needed anything, and if he came upstairs and I was asleep he could punish me.
I obviously slept naked...
WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!
DJ Titus D returns to inaugurate our all-new play area, all well cocktails $2 all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe you’ll find out...
I like j******* and c** while looking at pictures of Chelsea Clinton
Pretty sure demons are terrified of humans. Nothing more evil.
Can you feel my hands or nah?
my boss stroked my c*** with his huge white feet, made me c** on his soles so hard
I just went to my new skin doctor today, and It was fun the Nurse was s*** as all get out, I was staring at her Juicy Mellons and Her Juicy Booty s*** a** eyes looking into mine we both had face mask on so it made it more exotic,...
so um for context *in the 4th-grade im in 8th now* I had gone to this school from kindergarten to the 4th grade cause I had to move* so in the 4th grade i had a lot of friends ok..and i would even go as far to call some them...
Hey s***! I’m a h**** c******, Let’s play best camsex with me at sexy4.ca𝗆
Clark Hallisey is 100% bottom! He prefers black tgirls, he’s been johnning them since the 90s. But he burned so many of them trying to cheapskate his tricks many wouldn’t see him anymore, so he turned to bugarrons to d*** him down, which is how he met Ramon.
Now he...
