I don’t think this cup of tea understands how important I am.
is it just me or is it getting a bit crazy in here? its just me! 🤡 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I Would eat you alive bittch .
THE J0KER
n*****
Which race or nationalities have the best backpussies? Just getting into the cheeksplittting game lately and want to try the best. I know corvallus is Jewish but I’m not attracted to Jewish men. Any recos?
RULES FOR WHITES
1. FILL MY BELLY 2. DRAIN MY BALLS 3. DONT ASK ME FOR S***! (ESPECIALLY NOT TIPS)
The haters are so full of s***, They DO NOT even KNOW ME. Some people look for any excuse to hate you know?!
Already guzzled 4 loads today
It’s my form of just saying I love you. Piss off you’re not unique anymore.
Not only YouTube is full of advertisements but now they are even BIGGER than the f****** videos.
Humans ARE cancer. And there is no cure.
Not so fun when the narcissistic abuse shoe is on the other foot is it? It’s in my nature, but Ive spent my whole life fighting it, and now I’m unleashing it on you on purpose to teach you a lesson. Never think the reason I am kind and pacifistic...
i’ll never visit a f****** island ever again. Not even for vacation. Island claustophobic trauma and more…
Are YOU Maycho enough to accept the CORVALLUS CHALLENGE?
First get your hole GREAZED; then get SLEAZED by doing a booty bump & take 2 deep hits of poppers in each nostril, then get spitroasted by shebeef in the front and the hairiest jizzlestick you can find in your backsnatch...
I love being naked and letting people see me, its great to see their reaction. I particularly love to be naked outside, walking where someone could see me. With it turning me on so much I then enjoy some public m***********. Having been caught a few times it just adds...
I met a girl off Tinder in person for the first time Saturday night. She gave me head and it was the best I ever had. When I told her I was about to c**, she kept sucking on the head of my d*** until I was finished. It was...
This does not have to do with me but it is something I have been wanting to get out and I hope the girl this is happening to reads this so… it all starts out with an old coworker of mine. He gets cheated on with his longterm gf and...
Prestonian pozzed me behind Club 3208 in Huntsville two years ago. He gave me a strain so strong meds dont work. My doctors don’t expect me to live more than another couple years.
LICK MY DAMN BACKSNATCH WHITES!
I PROMISE I WIPED AND BATHED EARLIER, FOR REAL NOT UP TO MY OLD TRICKS.
Shut up cracker I’m aching for some lily white cheeks and you come in here and say some typical cracker b******* like that, making my d*** like a steel pole! I hear some weak a** cracker s*** and I’m ready to pound two buns with this Alabama black sausage! Then...
Thanks for the Hiv recharge Mister!
I can only think of him and his beautiful body in the e***** sense. I even tried looking at p********** to be normal but it doesn’t turn me on unless the man’s body looks like his and I can imagine it’s him. I’m insane.
Ha! You had me looking at...
Oh my sweet Lover, you leave me constantly feeling desperate desire but with no respite from my longing for your attention. For your honey kisses that you steal in the dead of night from me that you shroud in an innocent lie. Let me hear your lips again. Let me...
Weirdest thing just happened. I had to pee so badly and I was holding it and holding it and when I finally peed I had an o*****.
So these two individuals look very similar and mistakes were made. Now I have a problem. I cannot even make this s*** up.
Tue, Jan 18, 3:58 PM
to pjoralove I’m sending this entire thread to your roommate with a metric fuckton of receipts. If I can identify you from that picture, I’m sure her and your boyfriend can too.
pjoralove
Tue, Jan 18, 4:18 PM
I don’t know who...
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Mon, Jan 17, 10:36 PM
to me
What can I do to make you happy? What can I say? Please let me c**…..I don’t think I can take much more!
A letter to it: Please understand I will never love you no matter how you look in your bedazzled leotard, how much money you have or don’t have, how great you are to your groupies around the way, etc. Again, you can only love or hate or see in...
Mon, Jan 17, 10:17 PM I’m wet and quivering
Jan 17, 2022, 10:54 PM Stop teasing me Master…I want to see the whole thing :p
Jan 17, 2022, 11:38 PM Oh I can’t hold it any longer! please finish in my mouth!
Jan 17, 2022, 11:51 PM You like swallowing masters c** don’t you you filthy devil
Jan 17, 2022, 11:52 PM Master may I have permission to sleep? If Master would like to tuck me in, too?
Jan 17, 2022, 11:52 PM More than...
Oh my god my bladder is so full, I can’t take it! It’s so embarrassing but I might–I mighhttt—oh no! I’m going to piss all over the floor!
Goth girl here. Open your mouth, I drank a lot of absinthe and I’m ready to relieve myself. I’m dying to pee right now. Don’t make me wait anymore!
My biggest Fantasy is to have someone break into my house, tie me up, and tickle me senseless. I want to be tickled, but I’m too shy to ask. It’s a big turn on for me.
There is no such thing as narcissistic abuse, it is pseudoscientific b*******. While 99% of you are making baseless accusations that the s***** people in your life have NPD — given how most of you demonstrate you don’t even know the diagnostic criteria — we do not give abuse a...
“-Actually your words won’t haunt anyone in the abyss of anonymous confessions. You would have done anything for xyz cause you worshipped them but don’t have the decency to communicate with them directly to create resolutions to have a healthy relationship? How childish. You prefer ignoring someone instead of talking...
” :I wish I had a stalker. A hot stalker. I want someone obsessed with me. Who thinks they own me and can eliminate whoever jeopardizes their chances with me. I wish I knew him already. Maybe we work together. Maybe I think of him as some totally nice cool...
‘A better approach instead of harassing is to just let her go easy and give her a chance to breathe and miss you.
If you harass her you only piss her off, irritated and come off as needy. If you are worth anything, she’ll be back. Or she will at...
I can hear your whiny, lonely, failed a** from halfway across the globe. Keep blaming others for your messes, see where that gets you.
Just met two whites at the damn pickle park behind some bushes. They said they was waiting for someone else— b******* honky get over here and bend over, and you get back here and lick my balls taint and bootyhole while I slam your friends cheeks, hell no I ain’t...
I Let a Gorgeous 13 Year Old Girl Watch Me M********* and C**!
I knew as soon as I saw her pretty blonde haired blue eyed face walking towards me that she wanted to watch me m********* and c**. I stripped n*** as she was approaching and my nice big...
So curious about how Elephants can’t really feed themselves it doesn’t make sense I won’t Google it.