I’ma split your damn cheeks Corvallus! You gonna say I’m the boss man big d*** n***** in da place to be and serve me a big buford while you stick yo tongue up my azz! After you fill my belly and clean my azz with your tongue I’m gonna snap that balloon knot and make that back p**** mine! You gonna say “oh damn presto you da king!” Man I’m drunk tonight from that ripple and high gravity beers. I even smoked a damn reefer earlier that I got from my friend Keith, it’s that high grade sticky im on cloud nine tonight but I’m aching for a pair of white cheeks to wild out on.

Peace,
The Prestonian