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From “Etobicoke Life Magazine”
March 1999

“Wamart Workers Busted”

“A number of Walmart workers have been charged with theft of over $10,000….investigators used video evidence….workers removed security tags from VCRs….

Charged is J— Jasenec, age 24 and ……”

1. Etobicoke Life Magazine has been defunct since 2002, but you can research it at the Toronto Reference Library

2. This took place at the Honeydale Walmart

3. F*** YOU Sister Marie Howorth!!

4. F*** YOU Judy!!!

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JoAnna Freeland definitely hates me… she didn’t even look at me or acknowledge me today. Fuuck this, I am just giving up and blocking everyone. Tired of being used and discarded. Everyone can fuuck off.

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Yes friends, act now,
destroy Unicron!
Kill the Grand Poobah!
Eliminate even the toughest stains! Help us, home us!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Sale must end! Rush right on down and test-drive latest model with no obligation. New improved Junkion planet is sleek, s*** import with turbo handling

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Yep,
Watch this,
Okay, okay,
I remember the dust was so thick on Beta 4, you had to use windshield wipers on your optic sensors, It was the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons had just conquered the Autobots’ home planet of Cybertron. But from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron’s moons, the valiant Autobots prepare to retake their homeland.
Reminds me of the Nitith slave mines on Galganas 7.

Autobot Kup

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My wife told me about a fantasy when the meter man used to come and go down in the basement to read the meter. She got turned on when she left a pair of her unwashed p****** on the washer and after he left they were at a different spot...

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My husband loves eating cream pie. And licking the morning dew after I use the loo.

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When I was 13, my 15 year old female cousin and I were hanging out at my house in the basement, playing video games, watching YouTube, and eating junk food. She’s really hot and I secretly had a crush on her despite her being my cousin. I started getting ho.rny...

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Don’t forget about the Young Black Cöck to Corvallus’ Bootyhole Pipeline. It’s an epidemic in Miami and Atlanta.

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For Christmas I fucked Liv Morgan in bed.
For New Year’s Eve I proneboned Tiffany Stratton on a couch.
On New Year’s Day I buttfucked Bailey in the bathroom.

Wishes came true!

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To: “I’ve been gooning for 36 hours in my gooncave to a looping video”

Re: What the actual f.u.ck is wrong with you? Jesus Christ… Ne.cro.phi.lia… This is what society’s come to (no pun intended)? People like you make me lose faith in society… Maybe WW3 isn’t such a bad...

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When I’m saw Corvallus at checker’s he was by the dumpster getting his BACKSNATCH worn out by a black man who was eating a Big Buford while he was wearing out Corvallus.

Corvallus had a paper hat on and the top was filled with French fries. The black gentleman was...

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I’ve been gooning for 36 hours in my gooncave to a looping video of Ashli Babbitt’s corpse falling out of the window after being shot dead by the hero police officer.

It’s difficult to not come when you hear the thud of her dumb body hitting the floor, but I’ve...

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CORVALLUS crashed out bad. Between the tina, the alcohol, Trump, Pringles can sized BBCs and The Hallisonian he couldn’t handle it anymore.

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One Friday evening after school I was over at my Grandparents house and was in the basement with my Cousin Nick And we was laying around and shootin the s***, I was maby 13, he was 15 going on 16, He asked if he could see my Peter, which I...

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Ladies send me your neck cracking and neck twisting videos to my ig acct hannah_westonland

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Lowk I peg my boyfriend, did it again this weekend. He loves it and kums like a bull.
I like it too but don’t tell him how much. What turns me on is how I can control him thru his but.t hole.

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I let him wear my pan-ties, he got so excited. He’s not like gay or transgenderism aligned, doesn’t want to be a girl.
Lovin the attention.

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The last 3 years, my wife and i have hosted our occasional bull-friend over to our house for the super-bowl. The first year was just him. He spent the day enjoying the game and using my wife while i served drinks and whatever else they wanted. The last 2 years...

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Ladies with neck flexibility help me with my twisted fetish check out my IG acct. hannah_westonland DM me if interested.

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Any BBCs available in Miami I’ve got a need —- A NEED FOR SEED!

CORVALLUS

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Long story short I had a New Years party last night and we all drank. My mother in-law was there and she drank a lot too. At some point she peed her pants, my wife helped her into clean clothes. Well when everyone went to sleep this morning I found...

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ভাবছি তোমার জন্য চিঠি লিখে আগে না ডিলিট দিতাম । এখন স্লোলি app-তে দিবো . কে জানে দেখেও ফেলতে পারো ।

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MOIST, FRAGRANT BACKSNATCH.

– CORVALLUS

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Yesterday I thought hell yes to be able to get out of work early. After arriving home, there was a car parked out front, and I knew the car. it seemed the house was empty. I remembered I needed to swap out the laundry. The laundry room is in the...

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I’m a straight cross dresser. I do it at home, ultra fem like a lipstick lez. I get extremely erect, not big tho, and fist pump to a draining nut.

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I’m married fifty two good looking my s** life with wife has drastically decreased. Very seldom does she ever want s**. I decided to go to a nearby bar restaurant to drink and watch a college football game. There were many people there and many different groups of females. I...

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My husband knows I can’t handle wine very well, I usually pass out. One night he brought home a co worker and asked me to put on my s*** dress. After a couple of drinks I went into the bedroom and slipped into my mini skirt with no underwear. I...

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Young guy at a party was smitten at my wife. If he was able to get anything out of her I was more than willing. She is very s*** hot and loves s** just really really hides it. The entire night they chatted and I saw them sneak out. Unsure...

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Corvallus here having a little diarrhea from the holidays but my Bodacious Backsnatch is still WIDE OPEN and ready for cocoacocks! Come stir my chocolate!

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I want to get niggerfucked by the best in the biz! Where’s the slammer at? I’m ready and my Bodacious Backsnatch is ready bring a few j******* friends with you if you’d like!

NO LOADS REFUSED

— CORVALLUS

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So far I’ve sucked off the hard, throbbing, c**** of 37 h**** guys this week, completely emptying billions of sperm from their cute, sweaty, nutsacks. I swallowed every drop of thick, sticky, c**. Always a BIG Yum Yum! And I definitely had fun doing it. I made sure I left...

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Last nite was Christmas eve and we were at church. It’s always so busy on Christmas and we were sitting way in the back. The way the pews are in back they are angled so you sort of look at other pews. I kept seeing this guy look over and...

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The gaping a*** of the horse carcass posed a problem. How could I bring my peanus to o***** in such a chasm?

💡

Saturating a small tarp in baby oil, I crammed it into the equine’s r*****. It provided enough desired friction and I came deep inside the steed.

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I’m staying at my bf’s apartment for holidays. He crossdresses at home and has nicer lingerie than I do. Crazy huh?

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All I want for Christmas is a big thick NIGGERCOCK or two right up my Bodacious Backsnatch!

If you’re a black buck reading this at your crib on your cricket wireless phone thinking “yo I wanna check out dat Bodacious Backsnatch on Corvallus I wanna split his white cheeks”...

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All i want for Christmas is…..some any female with a flexible neck to dm me on IG hannah_westonland.

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Corvallus seriously you sound like the biggest f***** the world has ever seen

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