Corvallus was tossing my salad in a damn recliner at his alligator fuckhouse today and my stomach was a little queasy from a Buford I left in my damn icebox for too long bout 3 weeks or so threw it in the microwave tasted a little sour but I washed it down with a high gravity beer and went down ok. When he was eating my bottom I thought I had a small fart but damn I blew about 9 fluid ounces of chocolate pudding all over Corvallus face. He stood up with a face more black than mine! Don’t be mad whitey I been smellin your shît for years you can smell mine for 5 minutes!