I slept at the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE last night and when I woke up 3 African American gentlemen were inside demanding money and blowy joeys. I only had $60 so I gave them each $20 and began sucking each one off one by one. Before they left they made me promise not to tell anyone about this. I said hell I’m not telling anyone and I’ll be here tomorrow morning with $120 if you want to bring a few more niggerbastards with you!
Stay sleazy my friends,
CORVALLUS
