Lol @ curvedick Kenny & Corvallus choco banana rofl

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle.

Don’t you think so?

….
I still miss you.

-…

My favorite girls from Naked Attraction were Lee and Evy. Lee had huge perfect t*** and Evy had an incredible fat a** that was mesmerizing to watch as she walked off.

Missing you again why don’t you understand

These people are pedophiles and child rapists. Go raid them.

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My Mother dressed me in Girls clothes as long as I can remember (I am male). She made me wear dresses, fancy socks (later stockings) fancy underwear, long hair with curls and bows… as I got older (I am 15 now) she bathes me, shaves my body and does my...

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What-are-Romanian-men-like

everywhere is romania men. like it.

My brain is totally fried because I listened to a 3 hour podcast at 2.5x it’s original speed. I need to stop doing this. The mind isn’t supposed to be forced to absorb information at such a high pace. I have a lot of work to do today and my...

I was having s** with my girlfriend b*******. Her Mother was getting jealous. Her Mother made me have s** with her before I took her daughter out. I faked an o***** and Mom made me give her my full load. Her Mother started getting fat just above her puss. They...

Why is getting a job hard and complicated? Everyone needs one. You shouldn’t have to be f)ucking around with creating a flashy CV. Finding out what the latest buzz words are, etc. I want a job, you want a worker. Just give it to me. Done.

When you have a lot of anxiety or sadness it can be really hard in the moment to convince yourself that it’s a temporary feeling, it’ll go away at some point.

s*** dawg whores.

Can’t do anything about a mentally ill loser who’s begging to get their head kicked in clean. SABOOOOO 👻 boo! HAHAA! 🤭 anyways I don’t like you. I don’t know you. How could I? How COULD I?

I just wet my time machine. I’m 86 years old from the planet Zognoid-B but I’m really just a teenage wetter girl. I’m just a regression fetishist with undiagnosed psychosis and I don’t feel bad about it any more, which you can tell is true because I’ve been saying it...

No the g************ is for you idk where you’re getting the other reference from but ok. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA. Poop in yo mouf piss in yo mouf who’s WHOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS GOWN STAHP ME???! Stand up! STAND TF UP! *dumps in yo mouf* HAHAHAHA! Ew tf?

you two are together? and everyone knows? wowwwwwww and you think you ni are not going to pay for this h and r and z and f and a everyone is hiding.
OMGGGGG IMMA CRASH TF OUT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yippyyyy

I just wet myself and I’m standing here with a wet patch on my pants like a little girl. I’m not too old to have a little accident. I’m a little teenage wetter girl and I need someone to wash my little tushie for me. Love Chloe xx

failure. just. like. your. dad.
but you alr knew that.
didnt you?
im just kidding its not that deep.
i wouldnt take much i say srsly.
kekeke.

What the f//uck!? maternity leave should be with 100% pay. What’s the point in a reduced salary?? You need the f+ucking money more than ever when you have a baby.

After my dad passed away me and my mother took a trip back to Ohio so I could drop her off at her sister’s house.. I got to saint louis missouri and we couldn’t find a hotel to say at so I pull over in a rest area and parked...

I hate you sm chole bye ✌️

Rent was due 2 days ago and I was short and about to be evicted. The landlord showed up to collect the rent, I answered the door in my bra and p******….

I invited him inside and got him a beer, made sure to bend over at the waist when...

It’s not fair that teenagers should have to go to the toilet like adults. Everyone thinks I’m too old to wet myself like a little kid but I don’t think I am. I don’t feel grown up. Why shouldn’t I have little accidents? I’m just a little wetter girl and...

My Brother took pics of me naked when he caught me with a vibe… I had no idea and he recorded me having multiple org@sms, moaning the whole deal, pretty embarrassing. I was completely n#de, legs spread wide open…

He has been blackmailing me to give him and his friends...

So this guy Dave Larson from windsor ontario is the best random hook up ever. He has a beautiful d*** and can last for what seems like forever. He eats p**** like a champ and he loves sucking my toes while we have s**. I would so love to be...

I hate that things like work and needing to eat get in the way of watching p)orn.

Just want to quit my job before they fire me….

is there just one person I could just share my work with not to show off but someone who appreciates what I do appreciate without an attack at my spirit.

My grandma died last night and I really couldn’t care less

It’s a shame there is not a rehearsal life before we have to live our real one. Now I’m older, I look back with answers and solutions to problems and the knowledge to avoid big mistakes I made.

My girlfriend asked me to take her mother to the casino to pickup her prizes because she had to work. I told her that I have no problem doing that for her. So the day came for me to pickup her mother to take her and I got there early....

It’s not my problem that nobody else showed up to the meeting, so why do I feel worried and anxious about it? I kept my end of the bargain and they didn’t. It should be the other’s who feel like s)hit, not me. Maybe it’s because I’m not getting enough...

The night before I moved in with my girlfriend I had great s** with a prostitute, and I continue to this day to cheat on my wife.

That man deserves to die for having such a beautiful girlfriend. No man but me should be able to have s)ex with her. This f)u)cking s****. I should be ruler of the world. Why aren’t I?

If you’re so rich why are you bothering to write a book on investing?

You almost never get anything exactly the way you want it. Life is weird like that.

I married a middle eastern man because I’m a white obese woman and no one else wanted to date me. At first things were ok but eventually he started doing weird things. Like I would say no to buttsess and sure enough he would slip his dong in my b***....

I’m having an emotional affair

F*** you, older sister. And a Happy F***ing Birthday next week. I hope you slip and fall flat right in front of your f***ing Birthday cake. I will f***,ing laugh if you did.