I find JoAnna Freeland’s intellect, drive and style highly attractive. She is downright gorgeous. If she knew who was posting this, if she hasn’t figured it out already, I bet she’d feel sick about it and actively avoid me… but I am seriously crushing on her. I know I’m simply not capable of overcoming my shyness to ask her on a date, and that is just depressing to think about. I will continue to age and be totally kissless in my 40s and beyond like the loser I am, and deserve to be. Chances are, she has a boyfriend already anyway.
