I like gently bullying the women I like.

Mikey you’re a f****** deadbeat dad

F you, you tyrant b itch. I don’t need your s hit anymore. You can’t control me anymore. Hahahahaha!

Why is nobody beginning all posts with the mandated land acknowledgment? You must do this!

Land acknowledgment example:

We come to you today from the lands of the magical forest pixies who never engaged in tribal violence

Simply confess post example:

I fucked a squirrel

See, it’s easy. You must...

You know what makes me angry? You can study and perfect a martial art like Karate for years but if anyone pulls a gun on you and fires, you’re f:uc:ked. The world doesn’t respect your training. It’s not like the movies, even if it should be. It’s the same with...

Last night, I had a dream that slaughtered and cannibalized Steven Flemming, the vermon who slaughtered Anne Marie Bloskie.

Steven Flemming was born in St. Thomas, Ontario in early August 1973.

He got away with killing Anne Marie Bloskie because he was 6 weeks shy of his 18th birthday.

38 f mom. I have this fantasy for a father and son t********. Yes, I have picked out the lucky guys. Now to set the date.

I was just getting h-or-ny and into watching some p-o-rn and now my wife wants to go out.

My name is Steven Fleming. I was born in St. Thomas, Ontario in early August 1973. In 1991, I murdered Anne Marie Bloskie. I got off scott free for my crimes because I was 6 weeks away from my 18th birthday.

If you know me and you’re a father, you...

My name is Steven Fleming. I was born in St. Thomas, Ontario in early August 1973. In 1991, I murdered Anne Marie Blowski. I got off scott free for my crimes because I was 6 weeks away from my 18th birthday.

If you know me and you’re a father,...

You shouldn’t have such a hot wife if you get upset every time another man makes a claim on her. It’s a jungle out there and she’s fair game.

I am the smartest, coolest, best and most mature person in the universe. That is an objective fact that people refuse to accept for no clear reason.

From now on, land acknowledgments are mandated before all posts on this site. Example as follows:

𝓣𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓵𝓮𝓭𝓰𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂 _______. 𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓵𝓮𝓭𝓰𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓼 _____________ 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷 ________ 𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 ______ (𝓮𝔁: 𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓭...

You look better than you ever have, congratulations. Youre also almost 40 and single because you never stopped behaving like a teenager. You may have been right though, you may have been right. Hard as that is to admit. I hope we run into each other sometime.

I was thinking about writing my confession for a few weeks before I did it, so I’m going to post it a couple of times before it disappears on this site. There’s a local beauty spot that I’ve been going to in my hometown all my life. It overlooks the...

It was so much easier to stroke myself to c** with a c*** exploding in my a** than it is when my wife is p****** me!

The little girl next door came over and was asking about her cat. If I seen it around and I told her no I haven’t. Just about that time my towel fell off. She looked at me and just stood there looking at my c***. She came by the next...

যারা বলে তোমারে কখনোই ভুলতে পারবো না, তারাই মেইবি সহজেই ভুইলা যায় ।

We used to be so close and open with each other but always within boundaries. It was great. I hate that I never hear from you anymore. I hope that dork is also taking care of you correctly, we both know he isn’t ;). Miss you Ruby, you were awesome…..

Today,nothing happened

In this N*****-World, it’s just us.
You know your not the same N***** you was
In this N*****-world, it’s just us
You know your not the same N***** what you was
N***** what, N***** what
What do you want N*****…

When I was 13 mom started me on some special vitamins. Two years later. I realized I really needed to talk to mom. Told her that I was worried about something. She asked what’s the problem? I told her Jimmy didn’t pull out three weeks ago. And it wasn’t just...

My father had past away and I was taking my mother back east and I pulled over in a rest area and I parked the van in the very back of the rest area. We both fell asleep and woke up soaking wet from the humidity and we both took...

There’s a local beauty spot that I’ve been going to in my hometown all my life. It overlooks the river where you can see the most brilliant sunsets. There are these stone steps that act as seats that go on for about 100ft in width and 30ft in length. This...

If I had it as easy as a student as the ones do today I would have destroyed the lot of them. I did already in my day, I was valedictorian. Not only have they lowered the bar by making it easier to pass university, they have actually made the...

transgenderism is a mind disease and will never be accepted

my name is jake hedden of lincoln nebraska i am a pederast and i can’t help it.

Last weekend I accidentally let my 18 year old son have s** with me. His dad works late shift and usually makes love to me when he gets home around 2 am. I’m dead asleep by then so I usually sleep on my side so he can spoon next to...

Mother and father called me and asked if me and my wife wanted to go with them to Las Vegas. We both said yes. It was going to be 7days with my mother and father. On the first day we were having breakfast and we all decided to go our...

I honestly believe that I own the entire world and everything in it. My problem is that nobody else realises this and I am mistreated as a result. If I go to a shop I have to pay them or I get arrested. The shop and everything in it is...

When i was 6 or 7 years old there was a girl I played with that lived up the street. One day we were in her back yard and her mother told both of us needed to come in side. We both went inside and her mother told us to...

this site is run by a p********. that’s why the pedophiles aren’t caught.

I just wet my bed again. I’m all wet like a little girl. I need someone to change me and clean my little tushie for me. I’m not too old to have a little accident. I’m just a little wetter girl. Love Chloe xx

There must be more land acknowledgements! That’s why I support the NDP’s plan to mandate land acknowledgments in all SMS, text and social media DM conversations.

-Mike Hunt
They/Them
Born at 330 PPM

Stupid f****** liberals and trannies have ruined this country. f*** them all. scum of the earth

The things I would do if I thought I’d get away with them… I get p:issd off thinking about it I would have so much fun and the people I don’t like would suffer so much. The s.ex I would have with any woman I desired would be incredible.

The U.S. government now owns 10% of Intel. Hail socialism!

When I was growing up my step mother made sure that I slept with her daughter. They would not let me use a condom.
I could know when my Aunt (a widow) would come and visit, My stepsister slept in her own bed. My Aunt sure milked me good....

The grip of my forgiveness is slipping. I think I understand why ☕️ doesn’t speak to me anymore. You can only be pushed so far before the tank runs empty. All the time we shared wasn’t a waste, and I know that, but right now it feels that way. Hopefully,...

Who has nicer natural teets:

AOC or Levitt ????