My best friend went out with a black man. She invited me to go out with her and he would have a friend come along. I told my boss and told him I was uncomfortable, he asked me if I wanted a black d*** and black sperm in me? Of course not, I’m not racist but the idea of black sperm in me is just about the worst thing I can imagine.

He took me out instead and I went to sleep with his sperm in me, dreaming of his little sperms getting me pregnant. He is married, but his little sperms have done their job well and I have his baby inside me.