givva nikka a kleenex to blow his nose once we blow nicos gut out fulla holes
Vanauley Glock
Hold yer hand steady, grab the carving knife by the handle and squint your eye, carve the pumpkin till it dies, blood, guts, glory, its a godforsaken masacre! So carve it good like it’s made of wood, and beat it like your father Nico never could.
🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃
this year is a nightmare.
To be human is to continually change. Your desire to remain as you are is what ultimately limits you.
The Puppet Master
Madara Mikejima from Ensemble Stars makes me h****
I felt it was in your best interest. You deserve better than me. I am not good enough. I’ve always wanted nothing but the best for you. I’ve always only wanted to be a source of light for you.
Du är absolut inget byte, du är den enda för mig sir, och det är bevisat nu, med mina stora felsteg och svek, även om du inte tror mig så va inte detta min avsikt mot dig.. Ingen annan än min mästare…
I’m an above-average singer but I find my singing voice annoying. You know those people who can sing but their voices are annoying to some? That’s me that is. 😀
Intimacy is scary . not just physical. The emotional is very frightening.
That s****, im sorry. But its ok not to do it then
When you have that fear of s**, make sure that you are with someone safe and that you feel familiar with. It will still take a while for the fear to wear off but it will lower it a big amount.
Im making new friends. Trying to .
I love my friend. But s** with him isn’t a huge goal . I’d possibly marry him. But not sure. I keep my eyes open to other men.
My bf is my fun guy. I just don’t know if hes my forever guy.
No idea.
Im in...
I finally played Stardew valley because I saw so much rule 34 for it, and thought it must be a good game to have so many people whackin to it.
I could eat more , but I Wont . I need 20 min for my mind and tummy to play catch up.
I just had brunch . French toast and crispy Crown potatoes. Yummy
I love sucking horse c***
Every time I go to use the bathroom he’s in there, every time I go in the kitchen he’s in there f****** around. He’s not my man, he doesn’t work, he doesn’t contribute to the running of my house yet here he f****** is, refusing to work and get out...
now that you mention it, I didn’t see any cross dressers or trannies. they are missing.
I used to s*** guide dog c***.
well, that only goes for intelligent honest people. this douchebag sabotaging all my other relationships, preventing me from seeing other guys on purpose, while stringing me along not doing a thing with me anyway, except use me for h**** sessions. very selfish. and now he cries around I don’t even...
“Knowledge is the drug that destroys your mind and brings pain into your life. Retards are happy because they are stupid” – Jimmy Snodgrass.
I like girls who smoke. Smoke dog c***!
Smokers should only be allowed to smoke in their homes so the rest of us don’t have to get sick breathing in their stink however, smokers who have asthmatic children are the height of selfishness.
Sorry “Louie De Palma”
Do you understand?
You can’t expect a smoker to want to be around you. You like the smoker, but the smoker is just not into you. You’re strange, you are not from the same planet.
You want the smoker to give you the time of day, the smoker is not...
I think you’re just bitter because a smoker is not interested in you.
He probably that now you’re kind of dumb. Besides being thoroughly unattractive and not his type in any way, shape or form. Deal with it.
Who cares what you think about smokers.
What do smokers think of you? That’s the question.
Smokers are a menace.
Where did everybody go? Why did they leave? Having been a ghost there for a decade, being a dj there like that. Not mentioning any names here for legal reasons, there’s two sites online that are ghost town music sites now. There was a time a hundred dj’s and more...
What’s the point? I can’t f****** stand people. Everyone is f****** lying. You’re all in pain. You’re all going through s*** constantly and yet you all act like it isn’t building up like a storm and you constantly have to keep it at bay just to make it through the...
Then she moves on to “what about ****?” My brother… Who is also apartment mate.
I said “no… Don’t do that… I don’t want to see her at the apartment every day”
I don’t think it would happen anyway. Not too many men see her as a viable option. Nobody...
A “BACKSNATCH” is just an a****** mate. We all have one(unless you got a colostomy bag or something)
– CORVALLUS
Weed is literally nothing these days. Like it’s everywhere. Why the f*** are there even still laws against it when the majority smokes it? I mean, damn. They have dispensaries and s*** around the world but in my state, it’s a s*** show. I need weed to put up with...
I like my housemate and he likes me back but I get worried about what other people think and sometimes they catch me and him in an awkward position. It’s irritating because nothing has happened yet and he is my best friend. I hate assumptions but I do want him...
you’re a fuking basket case having a girlfriend yet yearning for all these other women. I feel pity for these people who end up with you getting treated s***** by you because you care about nothing.
I hate my friends, not because they’re mean or anything but because they’re f****** losers. God, I think I’m gonna start distancing myself from them. Two of them are obsessed with kpop it’s all they talk about and I need a break. And to top it off the guy, he’s...
Sleep paralysis realllly s****!
Guide dog p*** is the best!!!
i am sick of hearing how great thou art serena williams etc . just another nig spoiler brat showing off and not that good and rather ugly.
lol, that was funny.
I feel like the more girls he gets with he is burying himself deeper and deeper into a garbage can to where the stench and bad smell of so many different vaginas could fry your hair and plug your poor nose with that bad p**** stench. I will have no...
Kindergarten baby, born in the gravy !!!
My weird f****** dad always makes me shave off all my p**** and never have them because he says I act like a baby. I am 13 WTF