Guys this is no effing joke! ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL! The All-Spark was the cube that gave life to the first Dynasty of Primes and the Transformer race to work under the Primes. All the Primes died out under the Fallen Prime (who had his little episode in Transformers 2). Many years later, the Transformers discover the remains of the Fallen Prime, and the Fallen somehow influences Megatron into turning to the dark side. Thus, the Autobot vs. Decepticon war.
It was known that the Primes could move back and forth in time, which is a product of the All-Spark and Sentinel Prime’s Space-Bridge (which makes an appearance in Transformers 3). Well, I propose that humans created the All-Spark somewhere in the future, and at some point, Cybertron got teleported several millenia into the past. The All-Spark itself got teleported back to Earth several million years in the past, where it lay for a long time until Megatron found it in Transformers 1. The prequel establishes that the Transformers had been looking for the All-Spark for millenia, so here’s the timeline we have relative to present Earth day:
4 Million Years in the Past: The All-Spark and Cybertron get teleported to the past. The All-Spark lands on Earth, and all the Transformers begin looking for it.
Some Point in the Past: Megatron finds the All-Spark but gets frozen in the ice
Some Point in the Past: In Transformers 2 it was established that Autobots had been hiding on Earth for a while, probably just not knowing where the All-Spark was but waiting to find out?
Present Day Earth: Events of Transformers 1 unfold when Decepticons land on Earth and Blackout attacks the military base in Qatar. Cue the events of Transformers 2 and 3.
Future: At some point in the future, humans had advanced far enough to create the All-Spark to give life to their mechanical creations.
A human-made All-Spark would make sense because the All-Spark had “unknown origins” anyway, so let’s fill in the gaps. Transformers and the All-Spark have to be manmade because they wouldn’t be so comfortable interacting with human machinery and resembling humans. The All-Spark, which gives life to machines, would hypothetically not be able to interact with human technology if it was made by some other alien race. It would only be able to interact with that alien race’s technology, because we can’t assume that another alien race serendipitously made circuit boards and computers in the same exact way we did.
This theory came from noticing how humanoid Transformers look. In the Michael Bay films, the Transformers are designed to resemble humans. They walk upright, have four limbs, and have working eyes/mouths that move when they talk. Functionally, there isn’t even a reason for their mouths to move. Can’t they just use speakers?! For that reason, we can assume they were made to resemble humans. Again, no other alien race would serendipitously create humanoid-looking organisms that look the exact same as we do. Just because we walk upright and have four limbs doesn’t mean any other race needs to.
In conclusion:
Humans created the All-Spark, which gave life to Transformers. The Transformers fought and utilized the All-Spark’s ability to teleport, sending everyone 4 million years into the past.
Feasibly, if an alien race created the All-Spark then it wouldn’t be able to interact with human technology, because alien technology probably doesn’t work the same at all.
Transformers are made to resemble humans because they’re manmade, otherwise they wouldn’t need to move their mouths to talk. You say, “Well that’s just some CGI magic!”. I say that’s evidence. An alien race probably wouldn’t look exactly like us, so how would they know to make Transformers look exactly like us? Leo spitz TheRealEffingDeal.***
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My mother doesn’t understand, why a man like him owns me and does with me whatever he wants. Brains are one thing, but raw passion is another thing all together. And right now I want a man who does what he wants, when he wants, and leaves his ‘seed’ in me.
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OKAY n*****
One night you’ll be doing what you do. Getting closer then you’ll look over releasing its all been a setup to make you seem so super shity.
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There are no pedos here. Everyone is just simply trying to compete to be the edgiest Lord in all the land with the most shocking confession they can think of. That dude hasn’t touched a child in his life. Half of these repetitive personalities are probably the same damn person...
I’m depressed and reading comments on this toxic website designed to be a playground for pedos doesn’t help. I’m out. Hope it gets closed down again for encouraging pedos.
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Yeah mom
Cheaters are scum and end up lonely and unhappy eventually.
Your telling me people don’t create there own vpn using a private encryption? Are you retarded? Like in a helmet?
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Whether it be 6 year olds or 16 year olds
I’m a proud p******** who loves being with underage kids boys or girls it doesn’t matter to me kids can consent and if they can’t consent on their own I Will consent for them by force.
My c*** fits...
Education, keeping the pedos busybodying victims
Can’t even speak in a full sentence, fornicated with blood.
Nope learned about it during a gaming broadcast from your baby daddy
Like one you download
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People who do that s***, are premeditated pedophiles.
What a vile silence, sometimes i hit the nail right on the head.
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Whatever saves the relationship your husband has with his children.
Hop onto Tor of anyone wants to find out how to track these pedos on here.
Eat something that’ll help with your stress. You fat c***
die a nasty death, p***.
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Formula baby didn’t get all the nutrition and she was skinny enough to be on dope.
I’m not even on WiFi my cell isn’t attached and i forgotten the WiFi then i hoped on a vpn. Don’t look at my screen i keep it hidden like a troll toll with a bag 0 coins
your mother gave birth to you when she was almost hitting menopause, i see. you’re a lame d*** goblin and she fed you expired breast milk, no wonder. no wonder you resent your poor old mother. NOPE no sympathies for the both of you. she raised a goblin like you...
