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This past week I filled a fantasy. While being on my monthly. I was working Steve’s cream pie nozzle in my mouth. Steve filled my mouth with his cream pie. Rather than swallowing. I kissed Steve and shared that cream pie that he gave me.

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My Big Gay European Adventure 2026

When I visit Gütersloh
-attend one of the Gütersloh fictional techno parties that don’t actually happen
-get a tattoo, none of the fucken tattoo shops in Gütersloh are ever open.
-eat at the subway restaurant that is closed.
-pick up women at 2am at Burger King

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The gang members would climb in my den window while I was home alone watching tv at nine years old. They would unlock the back door to the washroom while I was washing clothes. The would open the kitchen slide door while I was doing homework. I trained my pets...

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Im running out of s*** to make fun of you for. You’re so boring.

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Ma’am, if you’re feeling faint, maybe you should snort some more of that dang ol booger sugar, it’ll wake you right up, lemme tell you hwat.

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Frogs and crickets, making me so very 😴.

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You got it Adolph

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Lay off the coke Rudolph.

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Just because you’re twelve doesn’t mean you can’t be convinced as a s***** offender. Watch out for girl’s with protective parents, using tiny thing.

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I finished as deep as my fat 8 1/4 inches could go in my 12 yo girlfriend.
The fine little skinny thing will never feel another c*** like mine.

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5 years

Isn’t it weird different families have a different home smell? All of you’re homes stink especially if you own animal’s or have children.

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5 years

You seem upset though like in reality you are actually being passive aggressive and patting yourself on the back 🙃

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5 years

Now by all means be passive aggresive and prove me wrong. 😉 This is a f****** game to me.

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That’s what happens when you have children. S*** loosens up, don’t drop you’re v***** on the fourth that would be embarrassing…

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You have got to be kidding me. You post that slime s*** to be passive aggresive and end up getting rewarded for it with another deal? Congratulations I guess. Have a very pleasant s*** my d***. Must be nice to live life on a perpetual p**** pass you useless w****....

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Wait till the shot gun wedding u set that line right in front of yourself so you can bend down to admire the tiny shmeckle (Forty year old kid jacking off in front of the window)

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5 years

No more lines to cross at this point.

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Smell like egg breakfast and feet.

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stankin a** b****** need soap and water soap and water soap and water

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5 years

George Floyd was a dirty c***

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Have you ever seen Joel Osteen and Martin Short in the same room together?? I. Don’t. Think. So.

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Y’all s** offenders and r***** need JESUS, STOP SNIFFING GIRLS P******! IT’S GROSS. Y’all sad people and victims need a hug and help. I’m so sorry for the queers because people hate them so much. Homophobic people are mentally ill, seriously like stop being homophobic or go away

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5 years

If you’re going to shut it down shut it down for good.

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5 years

Good point. Idk.

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5 years

You can tell by their skin Republicans are orange like trump from all the hard work. Democrats are pail from hiding in the dark.

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5 years

Lmao you look so incredibly pissed off at me in every single photo you’re in. You can pretend I’m not getting to you but I know better.

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5 years

Theirs no American spirit here Democrats want their kids to wait until night time to pop off fire works so they can lurk the streets. Most are still sitting on the money they made off the kids. Technically their money but criminals taken candy from a baby is the way...

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5 years

Run and wait an hr to bury the true in a million posts like you do daily white s** offender/p********.

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It’s easy to force a marriage into play if you have a basturd child you claim is you’re brothers.

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Look up percentages of race. Look up how many their are of you on this side of the pond and now you know you are exactly the statistic.

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White men since Roman times they try f****** children. Before that they were just deemed as monsters. Now we call them Neanderthals.

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5 years

They look down on Trump people. Read some longer posts. Fake as I don’t have the energy when you’re here by day and crawling through windows by night!

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5 years

Saw a prof today getting arrested and tomatoes thrown at him because he was threatening and blackmailing a girl that she has to marry him! Like wtf … what mentally dickhead madtrash are they hiring as their fuging profs. Now he will be forced to get married to big dudes...

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CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING THE CHOKED INCEL SCHIZO UGLY RETARD...

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5 years

F*** you and f*** you’re queer kid Trump 2024 Back The Blue Maga

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5 years

I guess another white guy turned s** offender when his wife hit menopause. Can’t get it at home of course he’s going to start crawling through windows.

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5 years

I hate you Shayne

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5 years

You’re a p********/s***** offender. It’s hard to tell the difference in the dark but you’re fat a** isn’t fooling anyone. Now their a comin buckaroo, remember to appreciate you’re loved one’s. Tomorrow’s never promised.

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5 years

I guess the apple didnt fall far from the tree.

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5 years

That’s not to say you are unattractive to most guys. Most guys, I’m sure you have a trail of them, don’t give a f***. they just want a piece of a**, they don’t care how f****** crazy you are, or how disgusting you are, or whatever. They call those guys...

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5 years

Yeah, I’m sure…

You know what I want? I want to put my energy and life into things that benefit only me and my life. I’m doing it myself. It’s not like I have anyone.

Unfortunately, you are not one of those things I want to put my life...

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5 years

He has done it he has isolated me to where I have no one. All my friends grew tired of the drama. And now they believe him. I’m killing myself. Let him play that one off

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