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My father asked me why I wasn’t smiling anymore?
So he took the knife
And stuck it in my mouth
And asked me,
WHY SO SERIOIS

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THE J0KER

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I urinated in my own mouth today at work

Urine Sample Dan

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When I was 14, I had a big crush on my 2nd cousin, me and her were always close and we always spent a lot of alone time together. One day I was sitting all alone in my auntie sons bedroom, reading, all of the sudden she comes up to me, and I decided to break the ice and I kissed her right on the mouth as our noses squashed together for 3 seconds, then she pooped herself. The smell went up both our noses. Then she fell in love with me and she broke the ice by getting naked in front of me and I saw her get naked in front of me. I looked down at her v***** and said, what’s that, she said, I don’t know, you wanna touch it. Then she got cold, she wanted to know if I had wanted to if I wanted to keep her warm. By me getting naked too and us rubbing our naked bodies together, I said no and I fled from her. I regretted not getting naked too, but I couldn’t do it with her. I was afraid and ran away from her.

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Im just going to lay it all out on the table Its an unbearable feeling a feeling that I wouldnt be able to describe I just want to stab someone because of my anger or stab my self
The people i wasnt to stab are those who neglected...

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I’m an idealistic humanistic misanthrope. How f****** ironic. I both utterly and hate – despise – human beings. Why are so many of you pieces of shits???? Yeah, I’m not human. Not like the rest of you flawed scum. 😏

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I have so much anger built up inside its so unbearable

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ewwww, this guy keeps messaging me these painfully transparent messages – beating around the bush suggesting and hinting I come over, hang out, or pay him attention. EW. I’m NOT interested 😂. What a p****. If you’re interested – be straight up, just yuck!
I hate narcissists :).
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“”If God doesn’t exist, no sin matters
Nothing counts towards our karmic odyssey
Whether you die tomorrow or the day after, it doesn’t matter
Because if God doesn’t exist, this life
Every second of it is all we have
Make the most of it
...

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Everyone who pushes anime like a f****** drug dealer or MLM ‘business opportunity’ ~entrepreneur~ is scum. Learn to take no for an answer, f****** please. I know you want to share something you love with more people, that’s great, but not everyone is into it and you’re not f****** helping...

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i have had some mental stability problems and i have a hard time telling people i end up dating about it

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Just another day of me wanting to kill myself 🤷🏻‍♀️.

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Food made me sick again last night. When will I learn that I have to stop binge eating?

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my girlfriend literally said she loves me but only messages me on instagram and refuses to text me regularly. like i gave her my phone number and she just ignored it? is this a red flag idk

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My boyfriend beats my cat. He threatens to beat it to death. He picks him up by the neck and throws him around. And I’m picking him over my beloved little animal. I’d rather take the L and tell people I’m s*** at being a cat mom instead of telling...

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beaked bean b** chums time again

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we had something special you b****

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I cut myself everyday. I love the way it makes me feel but hate that I have to hide it. I know it’s wrong, but I can’t stop. I would shred my entire body to pieces if I could.

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Hateful people IN ALL WEBSITES telling others they need to suicide, overdose, telling them lies to make them sad, provoking them, harassing, bullying. Simplyconfess included. Disgusting times in the Internet History and Era… SHOCKING how humans lost Humanity. PS. Do NOT suicide or allow them in your life. Fight.

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SOME OF US SLAVES SUFFER PHYSICAL HEALTH CONDITIONS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LOOKS HEALTHY DOESN’T MEAN THEY ARE. STOP 4+ HOUR SHIFTS ABUSE. NOT EVERYONE CAN STAND THE PRESSURE, RUSH, STANDING UP, 40LBS + WEIGHTS, MEMORIZATION OF BULL S*** WHEN TECHNOLOGY IS ALREADY TAKING OTHERS TO SPACE

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i hate myself so much. i just bought myself a box cutter. i hate making the people around me worried but i’m so frustrated. hurting myself is so easy and it makes me feel like i’m in control. i feel so stupid when people see the cuts though. i don’t...

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I’m so f****** shallow. Just found out the gamer girl I’ve been watching for the past year is a lesbian. I immediately lost nearly all my interest in her content. Never did I think
I’d every be that.Shame on you. Shame SHAME Shame on you. Time to take a...

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I don’t see myself past highschool.

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I always wanna think that I am ok that all of my problems can be solved but every time or every day all things are getting harder and I just wanna cry, I want to die so that I will not have any problem but I love my mother and...

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I had another failed attempt today.

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Also I CANNOT STAND FOR 4 HOURS STRAIGHT. MUCH LESS 8 HOURS.

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i realized that i caught feelings for this guy that my best friend has been friends with for years, and after the three of us hung out and i thought i liked him but denied it, my best friend started dating him and is really happy with him but i...

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Question:

Perry Kalynuk fires a teacher a week before Xmas break. Should he give, without asking permission, the fired teacher’s email address to her replacement so that the replacement can email the fired teacher for help?

Answer:

No. That’s a d*** move.

You fired someone. I’m sure that...

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I’m so tired of being undesired. Nobody has every considered me more than a friend. I’m only in my third year in high school and have been rejected 7 times. My own mom said I’m not pretty enough to be memorable. I’m so tired of putting all my emotions and...

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I HATE RICH PEOPLE AND I HATE THE ELITE AND I WISH THEM ILL AND I HOPE THEY DIE AND I HATE THEY ARE COMFORTABLE AND I HOPE THEY CRASH AND I HOPE THEY GET SICK AND I HATE THEM WITH MY LIFE AND BROKEN BONES AS I GET PAID...

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I really really want to cry right now. God, everything in my life has been falling apart like a book of shelves and I’ve struggling to keep it up. But recently the weigh has grown because I broke up with someone who made me feel useless. Like I wasn’t good...

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I HATE RICH PEOPLE AND I HATE THE ELITE AND I WISH THEM ILL AND I HOPE THEY DIE AND I HATE THEY ARE COMFORTABLE AND I HOPE THEY CRASH AND I HOPE THEY GET SICK AND I HATE THEM WITH MY LIFE AND BROKEN BONES AS I GET PAID...

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Wish I could escape this jail planet

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colleges and universities are nothing but f****** money grabbers. An education IS a timeless investment and IS necessary for most people – no you aren’t the next __insert any blown up entrepreneur__. For most people to get out of lower class/middle class hell is to get an education and work...

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Id love to just have a conversation with you, or give you a hug. Maybe a short date. I cry knowing this will most likely never happen.

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Perry Kalynuk was a s*** principal. He created a toxic work environment where s***** harassment was allowed to flourish. In fact, he was buddy buddy with my s** harasser, the grandson of a famous Rabbi from YWG. Perry’s buddy buddy was a popular teacher himself at the school who thought...

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614771 88972 stop calling me about coles vanautu and tonga and shares s***. c***. stalking single women you dirty breathing pedos. Customer Service Meltdown VIDEO FOOTAGE LEAKED!

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I wake up everyday numbed the f*** out & wish I didn’t exist.

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im 15 years old and i have to take care of a baby. my 40 year old mom conceived while she was going through a fit of drinking and doing drugs. she has a long history of doing these types of things you know, drug abuse and alcoholism. she was...

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I have done well despite you got confused rather crazy and abused me for nothing

You made a mountain out of mole, made a fuss out of no issue.

I felt like putting bullets in your forehead but then thought about choco brownie

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h**** all the dang time no matter how much i m*********

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I tried so hard for so long to get into this one field and I ended up…a janitor. I clean up after people who do what I wanted to do. And they act like they don’t even want their jobs. They ask why I don’t apply…fuckers, don’t you know how...

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