elijah woods lookin asss bittch , no he looks like me

-Harry Potter.

my meat clever would have to disagree with you..

-Jacob goodnight

Please best friend can we meet today😍🙈I’m in gütersloh for days now. I don’t have any plans only want to see u and hug u

I’m a woman, 33 yo, not from Europe

I like doing solo traveling, heavily around europe
I slept with different nationalities, and collecting it like a pokemon

Give me your fucken train ticket digga

sichenheit sarrah aka DB bo$$

Volkswagen polo 6r in Langenfeld Germany 🇩🇪

GERMANCARSPOTTER

contocore will control all black men across europe like dogs

How bout dinner in Las Vegas and a dinner of your choosing?

-Turner Classic Movies,
Now playing on
TV PROGRAMMM 📺

I took monay and a gold chain from my dad and sold it so i could buy a hoodie.

I don’t know how I ever got so lucky in life to meet you 😎🤠🙈but you are the best. 237 more days until I come back to hug you Julia

i bad

I love you Julia, 239 days until I come back to Europe to hug you

My n***** Stand alone, Stallone, Sylvester calzone n****.

-TYGA YMCMB

1982 BMW M3 at Gütersloh library, in Germany 🇩🇪

GERMANCARSPOTTER

my meat clever would have to disagree with you..

-Jacob goodnight

Omg got an eye full of tight rear end at Old Navy. Teen hottie bending over, thank you

I made a horrible decision. I’m a senior and have been s******* active since I was a sophomore. I’ve only been doing it just before or just after my period to be safe. Two weeks ago on spring break I got drunk with a college guy and did it the...

Lofty get my nailgun, today were gonna staple this contractor to his drywall for trying to sell us cracked drywall sheets.
Crucify dis niga

-Bob The Builder

I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m a feminine male. While I’m only attracted to women, I have a strong female living inside. I make her happy by wearing beautiful lingerie.

Meet local girls in your area > 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐄.𝐂𝐎𝐌

an f in english?
bobby you speak english!!

Hank Hill aka King of the Hill

Poke poke niggga I got chu

Mr Knife 🔪

I feel ungrateful for the birthday present my mum gave me. She told me to check my bank account and since it was my 40th she put more than usual in there for me. It was £200. I was expecting £1,000 when she built it like that. I could do...

I’m just gonna hurt you real good😈

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On your knees soldier,
the way to a promotion is getting my rifle up your p*********!

Military Morrison 🪖

I was reading in the news today about a Dutch woman called Milou Verhoof who went to a euthanasia clinic because she was se~xually assaulted. When I saw her photo and how beautiful she was, I thought to myself ‘no wonder she got assaulted, she’s just so beautiful. I want...

My name is Frank Bisignano and I inflate my own Wikipedia article full of fake BS under the username MrPeggyCat during working hours LOL. Meanwhile I forgot to mention the JPMC spying scandal that got me kicked to the curb. 😳

I was at a party with my bf and he was being a you know what hole and he was hanging out with his friends and I isn’t relly no anybody then this cute guy started talking to me and we ended up hooking up and he finished inside me...

Do you mind….
if we forego the whole creepy serial killer thing?

Eddie Brock/ Venom 3

Damn right im gonna rev my chainsaw in your fucken ear Nico🗣business gets personal when you fuc with bob

-Bob The Builder

im 15 and i just vaped for the first time. i did it to look cool in front of someone, and now i feel like i need more. i keep looking at the device i hit and seeing all the flavors. it looks so good and i feel like i...

Many many years ago I had a girlfriend she wanted to watch me bang her daughter when she would come visit during the summer. This was almost a daily thing, thank god camera phones didn’t exist then. The girl liked it, so much she wanted me to sleep in her...

yeah assshole, don’t flush the toilet you fatasz American slob.
Knew that would be too hard for your peanut sized American brainn

-Jeeves the creepy Janitor.

Whenever dad spends the night out — mommy put a hamster poop in his chewing tobacco.

-sheldon cooper aka Big bang theory

ive been wanting to tell someone, anyone about this. i was at school at the time of this and i was in religion class. me and my friend decided to draw on our desks. and after we leave class our relgion teacher finds out we drew. so the next day...

People do many bad things. But I can assure you what you have done is not as bad as me. Starting when I was 13 and going until age 14 I tortured animals. My family raised dozens of quail and when nobody was watching I did the unspeakable. I tortured...

Meet local girls in your area > 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐄.𝐂𝐎𝐌

they told me I have a condition.🤡
can you believe that?🤡
Me? A condition🤡

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Eyes! Lungs! Pancreas!
So many snacks, so little time!

Eddie Brock/Venom 3

Could you imagine cleaning the home depot toilets?
that nightmare is my fucken life.

-Jeeves the creepy Janitor.