Billy jean billy jean, nigggaz and nicotine, dior dior, maybach maybach nikka nikka.

-Young Thug aka thugger.

I have fallen into a terrible habit. My marriage fell apart and I got into chat sites. I developed a fetish for meeting ladies no matter what age and stripping for them and more. I have even showed my face! I and traditional and reserved on the outside but this...

summer time, top down, gonna whip my dicck out at yo biitch

-R Kelly aka Mr piss on yo hoe.

before you know it another year has passed.
attend the Annual Niagara Falls F** Bash 2026!
the theme this year is the Italian olympics.
Wear your favorite country flag and still get fucced up the asz in the arcade handicapped stall

I got skidders in my boxers. Smells too.

Home Depot employees
Tyler the lot associate
Beau from home depot lumber dept
Manny the master planner
Pablo the lazy Mexican
Nikita the cool boss
Jeff the baller boss
TJ the doer
Can the can do attitude
Luca the hardware guy

I’ve given up on you!😂😂😂
Still haven’t found a date for Valentines Day yet? don’t worry, mom will believe your AI photo with Megan Fox is real🤣🫵😂

-Cupid4u

got my face tattted up lookin like a rettard. Babble on the stage when I grab the mic im a hyper active rettard

-face tat Freddie aka FTF

A single female moved out of my rental house on 2/15. Went over last night to check condition of the place. She left some furniture, kitchen items, a laundry basket full of clothes and some dirty undies. Got busy immediately huffing and jerk.ing my little d!ck.

They even gave him a 10Nigga salute after he passed away😂when his Bruder passed away they gave him a NoNigga Salute😂

-Camorano Crime Family

Every Valentines Day I buy flowers, chocolates, wine, lingerie. If only I had a girlfriend..

Alone, again you are🤣🫵😂
Happy Valentines Day 💝

Cupid4u

Tick tock, tick tock
Times a running out bittch
You got a Valentines Day 💝 date yet?

Cupid4u

I got on my knees and put the rake handle up my a** again. Im thinking im bisexual. I also like to m********* in front of guys since there are no women online. I love it when I feel the object entering me. I love to be violated.

My bf came out as bi. He loves me, diddling his back door with my vibe. Oh my gosh, I have a tissue ready to catch the load.

You are so special , said nobody ever.
You WILL spend Valentines Day alone if you don’t shape up!

-Cupid4u

i tried to offer lower prices and Bob the Builder slashed my employees throat.

-Barry the repair man

You won’t catch me sleeping
I’ve sliced off my eyelids

Demon Kane

Im Shanda Im 29 years old, Have my own place and I have been sleeping with several Married Men, They Pay me to Fulfill their Fantasies and Desires, so I make wayy more money than I did at the Crappy Gas station I was at so I quit my job...

During this past Christmas I had S***** i********** with my Cousin Ashley while I was in town for the Holidays and after I came had her in d********** I slowly Pulled out of her THE CONDOM HAD BROKE AND IT WAS JUST THE RUBBER RING AND IT WAS a HUGE...

Better hurry up, you STILL don’t have a girlfriend for Valentines Day 🤣🫵😂

Cupid4u

I got the bladder of a fucken toddler

-copshop 2021

Smells like satans assshole

-copshop 2021

ive only dated a few women but i cheated on everyone of them with men, i love the feeling of being gay when they dont realize it or know it yet. i love spending time with them and showing no s***** interest but the second they leave call a man...

Gucci Mane caught a body
I beat 2 💥💥

Sizzlac IDS

2026 NFL SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW

Bad bunny and 2 special guests.
Un Poco Loco and Quesadilla

After my wife and I were married for about ten years, to get hard and f*** her, I have had to think about the two guys that fucked her before me. I think about her first boyfriend sticking his c*** into her and taking her virginity. I also think about...

I had s** with the married guy again last nite. After everytime I say I’m not going to do it again but he is like so amazing. My body does like a seizure and my brain like literally shuts off and I just feel amazing. Last nite was weird again...

Trust me, this wasnt an ordinary nigguh. he stood about 7 or 8 feet. had to call up my navy niggaz to come n harpoon the mothafuckan whale.

-AquaNiggaMan, part of Black History Month Heroes 2026

Russell Dalrymple died on a boat at Sea after breaking up with Elaine from Seinfeld show

You will be alone this Valentines Day too, ha ha.

Cupid4u

Rata tat tat , RATA TAT TAT thats the sound of my ballsack rattling on the rusty cell doors itching for a new celly to spread my seed in his aszcrack as i achieve enlightenment behind bars.

-Beef tank from cell block 6.

I had a very embarrassing incident yesterday at lunch.

My stomach was in knots and I had diarrhea and I was trying to get mashed potatoes on my plate in the office cafeteria and then I couldn’t take it no more.

I pulled my pants down and my a** was...

My password at work for February 2026 is.
Guterslohstadt22$

I’m catfishing my fiancé using a fake Instagram account. It’s probably a desperate move but f*** it.

I was convinced I would be Nun and I had become a Novitiate. It was then that I had to travel because my father was on his death bed. A cousin, he thought it was stupid of me, and he decided to take matters into his own hands, he forced...

My mothers meltdowns 2026

Donna had a meltdown on February 1st 2026, ripped a box up, ran around naked for hours going crazy

It excites me that a lot of men fucked my wife before me. Even after we married, I encouraged her to accept dates from more men and f*** them. Now that we are older, every day I think about all the men that fucked my love.

I did not ever have s** with my mother from my mid twenties when she had fallen out with my father and was clearly desperate for s** but primarily with me.
In my defence I had been interested in s** with her for twenty years but she shied away...

Drink drink drink until you hit the floor!
Drink drink drink bartender give me some more!

Irish Alcoholic Assholes