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When I was younger, my older sister caught me master bating in my room. She came in, sat on the bed and said, don’t mind me. Ka boom, I go off like a moon rocket, she lol.

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Joan and Carol two c*** peas in a pod. have eachother u old f****** hags

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Sometimes I just go into the washroom, Grab a shitt and eat it.

Jeeves the creepy Janitor

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i didnt know my partner had a girlfriend when i asked him out 3 years ago. he said yes and broke things off with her. he says he felt trapped in their relationship and that it was almost over anyway, but i feel guilty. they were long distance for over 2 years and only met in person for the first time a few months before i came into the picture. now we talk about getting married and i fear one day i will lose him the same way i gained him.

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Someone’s gotta be the bad guy in black clothes.
Chinkyy eyed, Irish alcoholic, I’m an assholee. Taken off the street right from the basement to the castle.
Im an Irish alcoholic assholee

-Irish Alcoholic assholes.

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Someone at the bars always gotta be the Assholes…
Assholes…
Assholes…
Assholes…
Chinkyy eyed drunk Irishman at the bar being an assholes, he’s gonna grab your girls asz and his pal James is gonna put your head through the Ikea cedar table.
Cuz they are

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CANADIAN ALERT SYSTEM ⚠️ 📢
Canada has been taken over by Indians! This is not a drill, Canada is now called New India or Shitholee

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Drink drink drink it’s another drunken day in Dublin at James Pub.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

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a guilt
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Usa should’ve invaded canada
But guess what
Those fucken Indians invaded canada by the millions.

#FuckCanada

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I’ll tell you a joke 😂
My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while...

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I might be a clown 🤡 but you’re the joke here man🤡

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I might be a clown 🤡 but you’re the joke here man🤡

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Oooo that’s a sharp knife 🔪 you’ve got there, want to see mine?
It’s a ww2 nazi dagger passed down through generations.

Mr Knife 🔪

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Braaap Braaaap hoe this is a 4 stroke dirt bike

Mad Kyle Energy

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The snow is melting and if I’m going out yer coming with me to hell

⛄️Frosty The Snowman⛄️

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love sucking my grandad and father , my grandad is nicer he pees in my mouth to wash it out

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Bittch get in ma fucken belly

Sammy Sausage Snacker

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Tyler the lot associate is off work at home depot until Monday

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Create a blue 1993 Honda Civic eg on the german autobahn

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¡ACHTUNG! ¡ATTENTION!
There is an unusually large amount of Real Niggaz converging on your location immediately.

-UNDC (United Niggga Defence Core)

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nail a n**** in the neck with an ice pick like we at a ski resort.
You can get yourself Iced nikka

-Vanauley Glock

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He was a true GERMAN 🇩🇪
He was the leader of their new world order

-He is extremely Murphy-

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Hey ASZHOLE! get mee another drink bitchhh and tell them bartender to line up the shots.
cuz if you aint drunk you aint IRISH niggaz hoe. Im fucken wasteddd

-Irish alcoholic assholes.

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Im gonna end up with my WiLLY on PEECOCK. They put my D1CK on TV

-Love Island beyond the villa 2024

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drink sleep repeat, thats the lifestyle in Ireland 🇮🇪. –
Punch a niggga in the face and drink till my livers fuckked

Irish Alcoholic Assholes.

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I have to trim and shave my pubic hair. I’m not big down there. Can’t see my g******* if I don’t shave. One girl was like “wtf”?

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4 months

It’s getting crazy out there🔥🤡

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4 months

I feel guilty for having weird desires. For example, I want to be slapped in the face by women as punishment for being a perv loser. I want JoAnna Freeland to slap my face really hard while she giggles.

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5 months

You should smile more 😊
Come here😮
I’ll give you a bigger smile 🔪🤡

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5 months

It’s not about the money 😒🏆
It’s about sending a message🔥✅️

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does anyone on here know where i can buy or rent some nigggas to use in my music video? looking for about 20 of em, must be black and sketchy for a rap video.

-Beef Keef aka banana K33f

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5 months

GUYS! My dad is gonna FLIP when he sees that dead hooka floating face down in the pool, someone get a trash bag

-About that party from last night .

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5 months

I drive around California collecting Piss jugs and piss bottles at the sides of the roads from truckers.
The warm ones drink the best

🚿Urine sample dan🚿

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My job entails much responsibility, management of eight figure account, large staff of some young professionals with low work ethic and not much discipline. They go off trend easily and need constant guidance. At weeks end, we have food and drinks at a fav place.
By Friday evening I’m...

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5 months

I blasted a j¡zz load in a tissue and threw it away.

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5 months

Reply to: ‘My boyfriend is a great guy’.
For any problem, it’s best to find the cause.

For impotence or erectile dysfunction it is often smoking, drinking alcohol, over eating, lack of exercise, poor diet, lack of vitamins and other similar things like drugs or prescription medications. Reversing...

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a guilt
5 months

My boyfriend is a great guy, good job too. He has a problem getting it up. I do everything to help, suction, playing with myself, sitting on his face. Any suggestions?

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5 months

My boyfriend and I had a really good s** life in the beginning of our relationship we both had a very high libido and did it multiple times a week. We’ve been together for many years and lately, we basically don’t do anything anymore. No s**, no touching past quick...

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5 months

Billy jean billy jean, nigggaz and nicotine, dior dior, maybach maybach nikka nikka.

-Young Thug aka thugger.

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I have fallen into a terrible habit. My marriage fell apart and I got into chat sites. I developed a fetish for meeting ladies no matter what age and stripping for them and more. I have even showed my face! I and traditional and reserved on the outside but this...

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5 months

summer time, top down, gonna whip my dicck out at yo biitch

-R Kelly aka Mr piss on yo hoe.

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before you know it another year has passed.
attend the Annual Niagara Falls F** Bash 2026!
the theme this year is the Italian olympics.
Wear your favorite country flag and still get fucced up the asz in the arcade handicapped stall

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I got skidders in my boxers. Smells too.

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Home Depot employees
Tyler the lot associate
Beau from home depot lumber dept
Manny the master planner
Pablo the lazy Mexican
Nikita the cool boss
Jeff the baller boss
TJ the doer
Can the can do attitude
Luca the hardware guy

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