I’ve travelled through endless dimensions, worlds, and parallel universes hunting down, and decapitation old st nick, aka santa claus, hired by the devil himself to do this. So I ask you fleshing scum, where IS ST NICK?
The santa claus slayer
I make sure to painfully Brand all of my elf’s with a burning hot iron bar so they know they are my property. And when an elf starts to malfunction, Ms clause throws them into the incinerator or rodulph puts one between their eyes 👀 while Blitzen drinks the blood splatter
Evil Santa Claus
I love going to the glory hole and sucking big c**** and getting fucked deep in the a** while sucking a d***. I come from a religious background and the guilt and the shame bother me
I have a boyfriend who loves and cares about me very much but I still like going on online games and sounding seductive so I can get compliments from other guys. It honestly just helps my horrible self-esteem.
I didn’t do any work at university this semester because I let my anxiety get the better of me. Instead I lied to everyone about made-up assignments and presentations so everything seemed normal.
I was distracted by my passengers phone call, and drove through a red light. No one around, but I feel terrible.
i’m afraid to see a therapist for my self harming for fear of having to admit there’s nothing wrong with me. thing is, i know there’s nothing wrong with me. i know people who are mentally ill, and i know i don’t matter.
I don’t watch Naked News for their news content.
I molested my daughter and her step sister . I feel very shameful and no that it was terrible for I was molested when I was a child . I am in the program of aa but can’t reveal that to my sponsor so I’m letting it out here
i am sorry bhosale for firing you. i should not have given into gossip. i do repent my action and seek your forgiveness in the name of jesus father and holy ghost!
I am guilty of not respecting my teachers , gurus and elders.. I feel god punished my learning abilities due to disobedience. i wish to ask forgiveness from my teachers, professors and elders who have taught me. i seek your blessings. Amen
Is it bad that i ejaculate and evacuate? I’m 17 in high school and I’m a dude, and I don’t want a relationship at all. I wanna nut and bolt, that’s it. I feel like I’m too young to get serious about girls and tbh, I think a girl in...
I’ve never been in love and I have hurt everyone I’ve ever been with because they believe that they can change my mind.
It’s 7 days in and I already almost lost no nut November
i s*** my pants at the grocery store today because they didn’t have a bathroom and i had a full cart of groceries. ugh. how humiliating.
I can’t tell any of my friends this for fear of it getting back to him so I found this place to vent. Maybe by letting it out into the universe beyond my own head I won’t ruin my life with this.
Long story short, I am going to cheat...
In anger and frustration I say bad things about my relatives behind their back and act nice in front of them. It has become a pattern now with everybody. I detest myself for being so needy and selfish, insecure. I feel not talented or lucky as others. Dear Jesus, father...
I was being victim of p******** it was my neighbour did with me for 4 years every day in afternoon when no one at home now but he never forcee whenever I had said I feel psin hw care me yes he can’t be good but not bad also I...
I s*** on my cat.
Right on his little cat face.
I am a compulsive liar, I lie to the point that I do not know that I am lying. I am so sorry for feeling so manipulative when I think I am not
Sorry for being jealous of everyone who is successful and happier than I am. Sorry for judging.
I don’t love my husband, I don’t think I ever really did. I don’t know how to bring it up without hurting him, but I can’t live like this much longer.
when i was 12 i used open the window and m********* furiously to random women who would walk by
I have tempted and actively encouraged my Ex to feed toilet water to her room mate as revenge. I feel ashamed of myself for giving such ideas. Oh mother Mary please forgive my indiscretions and follies. I knew not the gravity of my mistake. In the name of the father,...
I m********* and watch p**********…and then I eat a lot of food
I am guilty of a selfish act of not allowing my cousin to internship at my previous organisation. i was senior enough to help him but didn’t do it. ultimately i got fired from my job at old company. my cousin meanwhile is doing good. karma is a b****. I...
I’ve started sort of dating a friend of mine, not exactly official yet, but even though I’m trying it feels like there’s not a big chance for us to really have a romantic connection. I realize that it takes time to develop feelings, but it feels like I’m the only...
This one’s a little gross but I accidentally made a public toilet overflow today. I feel awful for whoever had to clean up after me, and I kind of wish I could make it up to them for having to clean up my shitwater.
I feel bad that I really dont like white people, I dont mean to tbh I just dont like them. Even to date, there are some fine a** white boys but I dont like them like that, I prefer Asian, Latinos, and black men, I feel racist and I dont...
I went to do my laundry when I finished I saw pink p****** with a emoji on the back left unintended took my chance and took them not even sure how to feel about this.
i fucked my daughter when she was only 8 years old. It felt soo good.. i cant have s** with my wife anymore. I only want my daughter’s p****. It was so tight and adorable. I fantasise about r***** my daughter again when shes 16 although it wont feel as...
My Mom keeps trying to get me to save for retirment but I dont have the heart to tell her I’ll be dead by then.
Recently I was on a night out with my girlfriend and her friends. We had a good time but at the end of the night a guy approached the girls in our group and tried to pull them and when they refused, he attacked them by kicking them then ran...
I’ve been dating a guy for 6 years. We live together already. During these 6 years I still haven’t quite understood if I really love him. He is nice to me and he earns a lot so we can rent our own flat, go on vacations, buy silly things and...
I’ve always wanted a real spanking with s** involved maybe or maybe not but a real spanking from my boyfriend but I’m too afraid to tell him I’m into that. Light spanking during s** isn’t enough
For the last 10 years, I’ve been hosting anonymous gay fucks in my hotel when I’m traveling (sometimes I will even take time off work just to do this for a few days).
I post ads in various places and arrange for guys to come to my room. The...
I’ve been addicted to p*** my entire life and can’t stop 🙁
I hide dildos in parks and playgrounds along with instructions on how to use them
Kids have found them and have gone along with the instructions about not telling your parents
Sometimes I picture what my life would be like if i wasn’t with my boyfriend. Would I be happier? Would i be with someone else? Would i be living overseas? He is very loyal to me and it kills me when i have these thoughts because i know i would...
18 year old white boy, yesterday on the bus ride home this black classmate opened his pants and asked if I wanted to touch his d***. I was embarrassed but did put my hand in his shorts, it was a feeling I can’t describe feeling his d*** come alive in...
I kinda feel guilt that my bestfriend has someone and I keep hoping that he’ll cheat on her with me. a. He isnt totes cute but we’re so much alike. It’s all about the inside. b. I don’t give a s*** about his crappyass girlfriend. c. He...
The guy I like has a girlfriend he is trying to break up with and my best friend is trying to get with him. I don’t know what to do. He confides in me a lot and messages me a lot but he also calls me a friend....