I’ve always wanted to take Ashoka Tano from the rear ;).

-Captain Rex.

Versace Versace my dad is a nazi.

-Strif905.

is shilling illegal
is spreading false information illegal
why are people so helpeless and weak and stupid etc

I’m a furniture.

-Ralph Wiggum.

One sided liking ! First year of college and my closest friend wss the one I knew from school. We talked for hours and it felt like he is the most sensible guy ever He helped me with almost everything, always took my side, cared for me and so I...

My city full of hobos!

-K Money.

I’m married, but I enjoy s** with other women too.

My cat (Catatude) is outside in the wild and lost. The confession – I am the one who brought her into the wild and left her to survive. I’ll never know what happened to
her. Will she survive, find a new home, Is she hungry, frightened – The thoughts...

I was angry disrespectful prideful ungrateful selfish impatient threatening argumentative lazy arrogant faithless fearful insecure worried I complained to God accused him of wrong doing had worldly sorrow resentment overreacted used profanity and had suicidal thoughts

I once started eating less than usual, everyone thought I was going through some weird-a** diet but to be completely honest I thought I was going to end my life soon so why waste things on me. I know this isn’t as crazy as some of the other stories but...

I was angry disrespectful prideful ungrateful selfish lazy arrogant faithless fearful insecure worried complained to God accused him of wrong doing purposely offended him had worldly sorrow resentment and I used profanity

I killed a cricket in my car today. I keep making excuses for it, but I killed it.

They worship me as if I was a god aha.

-Kawhi Leonard #2.

But they should soon find out he said?

-Seth Meyers.

I really want to f*** my dad’s friend. I know he’s married and that turns me on even more. When we were on a train once. I pretended to fall so I could ‘accidentally’ push my a** into his crotch. It made me so wet. But it’s just so tempting...

No comments. No one calling me derogatory words. So I’m a guy with a little naughty p**** fetish. Omg, love girls in p******, sniffing them, getting busy jerking with p******, and recently wearing p****** too. What a buzz they cause.

I almost indirectly killed my little brother when I was 12 years old.

I remember we were playing outside in a playground that had a lot of trees surrounding it. Me and my brother were the only kids there as the town we lived in had a small population so...

I’m currently married to a wonderful person, but I just don’t feel like I used when we first started dating. I don’t think I’ve ever truly committed myself to them. I just didn’t know how to leave when I wanted, now I’m in too deep. I think I’m might be...

I’ve accidentally crushed a really sweet girls heart because I’ve been really unavailable and not there when she needs it. I got high and it really tapped into my emotional side I called her and left a fifteen minute apology voice mail and I still haven’t heard anything back. I...

2018 Jeep Wrangler unlimited fully custom at Oakville.

-Carspotter ®.

2019 Audi TT Quattro at Trafalgar road in Oakville.

-Carspotter ®.

I don’t know how to love. I’m selfish and I know that. I don’t know how to love someone without hurting them or being extremely selfish about it. I just attached myself to him and always feared losing him and I guess what they say is true. The man who...

i really just wish lesbians would realize they’re not all that sometimes. i hate being around them because of their weird superiority complex, especially over people who even have an inkling of attraction to men.

One of my friends is dating a tall hot blonde woman. She looks like she’s in her 20s but I think she’s in her early 40s. Anyway, he likes to show her off and dresses her in short skirts and very low tops. Sometimes, he takes the skirt off and...

My mom used to run a small stall.My father got paralysed in 2014.I dropped out of my 12th that year because I became hopeless of our situation financially and emotionally because we have lost everything in our dad’s hospital bills and pills.I used to get upset seeing my mother’s sad...

I was afraid embarrassed insecure worried felt awkward insecure self consious and I was selfish prideful disrespectful boastful decietful anxious lazy I lied overreacted passed judgement against others gossipped and I stole things

i’ve saved every this girl has ever posted online to my phone. i’ve bought clothes she wears so that i can dress like her. i plan to change my hairstyle to look just like hers. i stalk her and i want to look and act just like her. it’s not...

How does it feel to be on the other side of a wanted poster?

-Brian O Conner.

I have a huge crush on my best friend brother and he’s 6 years older then me, and … I have masturbated to pictures of him before.

I was afraid decietful felt insecure worried passed judgement against others gossipped was selfish prideful ungrateful lazy arrogant faithless insecure I lied and stole things

I want to eat things like snake, elk, octopus, squid, shark, alligator, eel.. just stranger foods… should I be concerned or persue my taste in unusual food?

i’ve been in love with my best friend for about 6 years now, she’s got a boyfriend now and i pretend to smile alot around her and support her. But i get hurt so much and keep scratching myself to distract myself from the pain, i don’t feel like i...

We could recharge our batteries with sunshine.

-Nature Valley Granola Bars.

I almost tried to kill myself my junior year of high school.
I’ve never told anyone that because honestly how do you even go about admitting that kind of thing? I remember I was in the shower (sitting for some reason) dissociating like a mother fucker and I just...

Jump on stage with no hype man spit flames like a BBQ.

-madchild.

I lied was disrespectful impatient selfish prideful afraid decietful irresponsible immature insecure worried felt awkward self consious I was lazy arrogant and faithless

I was afraid embarrassed insecure worried felt awkward self consious prideful selfish arrogant boastful hypocritical unforgiving unloving I lied and stole things

While we are outta town there is a few things I need you to take care of.

-Double G rapper.

I masturbated repeatedly and used mind projection indicating to women where I work and otherwise that I’m a sissyboy who likes women to sodomise me with s****** dildos while I wear women’s clothing and I used profanity and was selfish prideful disrespectful boastful hypocritical arrogant faithless fearful insecure worried passed...

Pretty sure I have herpes but I haven’t told my boyfriend. I mean he’ll find out eventually right?