B itch you knew the risks!
You knew if you had a rack n sat on my lap I was gonna squeeze your t*tties! By the way is your daughter around for the family photo? Every year she gets hotter🔥isn’t that b*tch 21 now? Maybe she can succ my...

You wanted eggs for easter, so i had my nEGGars egg your house, and left a bill, becauge eggs arent cheap as shole
-Evil Easter Bunny.

Does your house have an alarm?
Do you have a doggy door?
It would be a shame if the Easter Bunny stole your eggs.
Prices going up, so high that the G******* Easter Bunny has to steal eggs this year. F*** trump and f*** usa
-Evil...

the lion king musical – for 2 hours rich white people pay to see a bunch of barely clothed alsmost naked n***** in their African homeland dancing about and making fools of themselves, where this play picks up is the fact that all of them are dressed as monkeys and...

Not really feeling guilty though. Over the past couple of days I’ve been busy grabbing all kinds of face shots of my stepdaughters insta (she’s 23) and putting those on the most explicit p*** scenes I could find using AI. I have some pretty convincing photos now of her bending...

I’ve got a shave fetish- woahhhh
I’ve been shaving too much, foshooo ohhh
I’ve got a shave fetish- woahhhh
I’ve been shaving too much, foshooo ohhh
And I’m gonna shave shave shave my head until I can’t shave no mo.
-Taio Cruz.

dumb b**** of a parent who, my entire life has said they would rather die than reach an infirm age of ‘put a bullet in me if I ever …’ DO reach the actual EVER only to pathetical cling onto every goddamned wretched breath long after it’s been clear there...

I shared photos of my bestfriend with strangers on the internet. He’s trans and is pre-op. He’s 16 and I misgendered him everytime I shared his photos. I even nudified him with AI. I feel horrible.

The world pushes us with no mercy and when some push back the world points and cries EVIL!
I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
-Mewtwo.

I’ve got a shave fetish- woahhhh
I’ve been shaving too much, foshooo ohhh
I’ve got a shave fetish- woahhhh
I’ve been shaving too much, foshooo ohhh
And I’m gonna shave shave shave my head until I can’t shave no mo.
-Taio Cruz.

My husband and I tried to start a family something wrong with his sperms. One of my coworkers look just like my husband and he can pass as his twin brother. Long story of this we ending up in his apartment during lunchtime and we did our thing. I am...

CARSPOTTER IN A FRESH NEW FORMAT FOR 2025!

Brabus Mercedes AMG GT Yorkville.
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Novitec Ferrari F8 Yorkville Ave.
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Mercedes AMG GT63 Yorkville.
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Lamborghini Huracan Hazelton hotel.
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Lamborghini Urus Hazelton hotel.
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2011 Audi RS7 Hazelton hotel.

I feel so quilty having fun with my mother in law in her bedroom behind my wife back. She is widow shy not dating like most Asian woman. We were alone at her house I vision her n*** body in my head I had to have her and I did....

CARSPOTTER IN A FRESH NEW FORMAT FOR 2025!
BMW M4C @ Yonge + College.
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Bullitt Mustang @ Yonge + College.
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Honda Civic EF @ Loblaws.
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BMW M3 @ College Park.
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Audi S4 @ Toronto Hydro.
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i self harm and recently i have this new scar and i hate how it looks. so im considering adding more scars around the area to change how it looks. maybe make it look less self inflicted, more accidental.

We learn in the movie that vampires predate Christianity, and have been around for “thousands of years.” That explains why crosses “don’t do squat” to vampires, despite popular folklore stating otherwise. It also broadens vampires to a more worldwide phenomenon, as opposed to only existing in a Westernized context
...

Most people associate vampires with Count Dracula, the legendary, blood-sucking subject of Bram Stoker’s epic novel, Dracula, which was published in 1897. But the history of vampires began long before Stoker was born. All sewers and train tunnel systems are designed to be larger, more complex and interconnected than needed...

Today my wife was in a car accident.

Another vehicle lost control and smashed into the side of her car as they were both travelling at approximately 100km/h, pushing her off the road and writing off the car.

Somehow, no one was hurt.

I know I should be...

Because of the effects of alcohol on my son and I, we had i**********. This occurred in 1994 on my birthday. The worst part is that he got to know to well every part of my body.

I betrayed my husband on a business trip. I had s** with a man a I barely knew . 3 of the 5 nights I was away I spent them in his hotel room.

Drink again, drink again, be an Irish Man!
Drink again, drink again,
Who’s gonna be first to get hit in the head with a golf club or beer can?
A full bar of drunks and only one can!
Drink again, drink again,
Be an Irish...

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I’m so drunk I think I’m Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it’s 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But...

My neighbor and I have known each other for years when the husband became disabled I’m at the doorstep helping out. My helping came with an reward I wasn’t expected from the wife with the okay of the husband. I felt guilty of making love to her but the husband...

Took my sister out to celebrated her 21st birthday she had too many drinks. She said take me to your apartment I don’t want to be alone tonight. I did as she wanted and she couldn’t keep her hands off me we ending up doing what adults do. I feel...

look. i made her get an abortion when she was just a teenager. i basically got her addicted to cigarettes. its been 20 years now and shes still hopelessly addicted to cigarettes and im so ashamed of what i did to her because im scared she has lung cancer now

I Live at home and am in my sophomore year in HS.
My older Brother picked me up from volleyball practice last night and we went back to his apartment to have dinner because my parents had an event.
Instead of eating and starting my homework, we got...

On my 49th birthday…. With the help of too much alcohol, I seduced my son. While both intoxicated We got to know each other’s body from top to bottom. Fortunately, I went through menopause so no pregnancy occurred.

Eras alguien que intentaba alcanzar algo real en un mundo virtual lleno de espejos rotos.

-xfaka7

You exist soley for my amusement.
I will toy with you, break you, and finally destroy you.
-Demon Kane.

Hi my pseudonym is William Schubert and I feel bad because I am kind of a jerk. I don’t really know what I am talking about when it comes to important issues such as security, and I am upset with my lot in life (I live in a poor area...

I’m sorry, my sweet baby. I read some of my older posts and I’m sorry if I was too harsh. I think those times I was having anxiety/fear which made me very edgy and sound angrier than I wanted to.

You’re beyond amazing and I adore you. I love you...

When we were trying to get pregnant and couldn’t my wife asked her sister to be a surrogate for us. As we had used up all of our insurance coverage doing various fertility treatments before deciding it wasn’t going to happen, and since we are 200 miles from any big...

THE 97TH OSCARS LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES!

Arianna Grande giving me an erection in LA.
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Ralph Fiennes looking like a Pope in LA. ☆CELEBRITYSPOTTER☆

George Clooney drinking coffee.
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Timothy Chalomet in the front row looking like a Banana.
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Zoe Saldana collecting oscars.
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I feel like a bad father for having 6 children but only 3 currently live with me.. my wife knows about my oldest, whos mother hates me and refuses to let me see her , she got full custody and i had before I got married – but she actually...

I’m pretty much all lesbian. I don’t deny that I get along with men, mostly older men. I allowed an older man to have s** with me, and he took me away with him and we eloped and got married. I did not tell him about my lesbian side.

We...

Aston Martin Vantage In Gütersloh
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Honda Civic EG in Gütersloh.
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Ferrari F12 at Porta Mobel.
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BMW X7 Alpina at Gütersloh HBF.
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Audi TTRS at Celino Bar Gütersloh.
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BMW i8 at Paddington Station.
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We took a family trip in Sharon’s rusty 2006 Dodge Caravan, it is not fuel efficient and has a leak.
After we ran out of gas in some hick town in Saskatchewan we didnt know where to eat and fill up on gas.
We accidentally end up at...

Get the f*ck off my lawn before I go all Terminator on your family David. Dont piss so close to me you little sh*t thats gonna rust me! -Rotary Benson (The man built from scrap metal)

Dont piss so close to me you little sh*t thats gonna rust me!

-Rotary Benson (The man built from scrap metal)

I am so sick of you indians and Chinese invading my country, speaking your language, littering, Crime and everything . Get the f*** out of my land