My BF and I broke up, he said I was too comfortable and became a “fatty”… he took the car and I got the Dog and the Apt. He left. I have been doing just fine on my diet and me and my Vibe have become great friends.

My guilt...

my boyfriend cant make me o***** suddenly. he used to be able to multiple times a sesh but now suddenly it’s over in 5 minutes and I feel not even just unsatisfied, but DISsatisfied. I don’t want him to feel bad or like it’s his fault, I think I really...

beat my d*** to the sound of the bass b****, its techno night my nigguh its friday n my d*** is getting beat merciless. -DJ D1CKBLA$T.

The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child.
-Thanos the mad titan

The Timmy Acceptance band is going on a live tour this summer across America.
We are a Christian rock band from Maryland
Tickets are limited so buy now!
Tickets are $25 each or 4 for $250
Buy now or go to Hell!

The idea behind getting a tongue ring was to honor the Gods and by inflicting pain, showing one’s honor.
Now open up your mouth b**** it’s time for a tongue piercing.
-Piercing spotter 2025.

My name is ben poehlman and I am a gay cocksucker F***** and I’d like to apologize to everyone who I’ve hurt over the years.

My Grandpa asked me to help him relax. He took his robe off and was naked. He said he was going to leave me a lot of money when he was gone and needed me to help him relieve stress.

He ask me to stroke his thing. It was big...

Audi A4 Avant 2.0T at Home Depot.
Carspotter

Dodge Viper at Home Depot
Carspotter

My license plate is 71E LCL of Lincoln Nebraska and I am a total JERK bag on the road. I apologize for this. I am going through a midlife crisis and have a s*** job, as well as $0 in savings. Simply put, I failed at life and now I...

42 female Started about a year ago. Roy 45 my husband was diagnosed for having diabetes. Then s** was a hit and miss. Then back to the doc. Roy now has ed due from the diabetes. Off to the adult toy store. I purchased a v*******. Used it while Roy...

I laughed in amusement as your “so called” all powerful God was on his knees as his eyes were bleeding.
The feeling to look into a God’s eyes and make it feel weak.
-Gorr the God Butcher

ooh aaah looki looking hear mi outt nigguh, see dem a black man got a himself a job, you think you dem some kinna white man? you named PK Subban and bein black is yo curse son. you ain’t no white man name Bradley yous a nigguh sonn.
-Dad...

My online pen name is tim gurnsey. I was recently given a title I did not earn, and I feel guilty about it. I work on decades-old software and haven’t done anything notable to earn this high title in my pitifully short time at the company and would like to...

Satan spoke to me, about devouring the souls of all so called Jesus freaks.
I can smell you, sort of a beacon to your soul. And your soul is mine.
The devil and I are one.
-Demon Kane.

It was announced that this so called “Santa” was no longer taking pictures, after consuming too much alcohol. My then three year old yelled “G******* it” as loud as he could. People stared and a couple busted up laughing, wouldn’t recommend this santa .

A review of my work as...

I FUCKEN HATE CANADA!!!!
Working 4 jobs to I can leave this S H I T country and move to Europe.
My car was stolen so I can’t drive to and from work (canada has the most stolen cars in the world)
So I took the train,...

I hate humans. If I could, I would wipe out all the humans on this planet. Today as I was walking I locked eyes with this mom taking her kids for a stroll. As we locked eyes I feel like she could sense the anger I hold in my heart....

You should’ve seen the face you made as I peeled off your face and ate it.
-Venom.

Deport all Indians from Canada

Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You...

The Timmy Acceptance band is going on a live tour this summer across America.🤗
We are a Christian rock band from Maryland😀
Tickets are limited so buy now!🙌
$25 per ticket or 4 for $110!
Buy now or go to Hell!

Dress code: only Christians, no...

I laughed, in amusement as your “so called” all powerful God was on his knees, as his eyes were bleeding from the sockets, sick from what he’d seen, my black heart.
The feeling to look into a God’s eyes and make it feel weak, I have made 10,000 gods...

After all this fighting weve got one thing Voldemort doesnt have, a d*ck and balls.
-Harry Potter 5.

My 10 month older sister and I were physically and mentally in constant turmoil growing up. We never knew when mom was going to fly into a rage or dad was going to come to our bedroom drunk. He couldn’t get but he could c()m watching us do things he...

I wish my mother Donna would get cancer

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THE FRENIC AT THE SKITZO!
Turn up the music b*itch
Let’s get out on the floor, knockout.
I like to move it
Come and give me some more

Watch me getting physical, hitta hoe yo
Out of control, ah ah ah
There’s people watching...

my license plate is AZV 814 AZV814 and I drive a red mid-life crisis in lincoln nebraska and zip around the city like I own the place. I disregard others’ safety like a piece of trash and for that I apologize. I deserve to crash and explode in a ditch.

As soon as my Mom goes to work, my Step Father is all around me and touching me. Today he brought out a bag of Lingerie and told me he got me a present. When I opened it, I asked what is this, I am only 13 and don’t wear...

Katelyn from Kurkamart was fondling my man bun, tickling it good, so good I Pulled my d*** out of her a** and the c*um blasted onto her brothers shirt And into his eye while he was trynna film it for the gram. Stained his work shirt now hes gonna smell...

Germany ist das beste digga!
Düsseldorf = most luxurious city.
Munich = tourists love it!
Köln = feels like a fairytale in real life.
Gütersloh = the cutest small town.
Hamburg = a German new york.
Ingolstadt = audi owns everything.
Wolfsburg =...

Canada fucken s****!
Canadian cities as stereotypes.
Toronto = 8 million Indians.
Vancouver = millions of Chinese.
Brampton = millions of Indians.
Montreal = French assholes.
London = white trash + mexicans.
Mississauga = Indian cesspool.
Burlington = white trash hell
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We started dating this year, right before I turned 20, but I didn’t get her age right. I thought she was 18 turning 19 this year, but, as it turned out, she is 17. Now, please understand that the age gap made me very anxious, but I was too scared...

Maybe I should had been more honest and be proactive.
-Laurence

I am a girl,15 and catholic.I finially recieved my Sacrement of Baptism this past Easter sunday at Easter mass.All of us girls being baptized,including us tween and teen girls,were all dressed by our parents in the standard,all white,”babygirl”type baptism outfits which consisted of a white,poofy,short sleeve,top of the knees,baby style...

I just wish my grandma would pass away already. Mom and I are waiting for her to pass before we move to either a safer state or country, because my grandma would get really upset at us if we moved out of our current state since she lives in this...

I feel guilty for not being the one who died when my father passed away over 10 years ago. Everyone would have been better off without me.