My name is ben poehlman and I am a gay cocksucker F***** and I’d like to apologize to everyone who I’ve hurt over the years.
I once ate an entire plate of deluxe macho nachos completely hands-free using only my b********* and assholë to masticate the food. I was wearing a sombrero.
CORVALLUS
I used to let my little brother watch me change clothes and take a bath. I’ve never told anyone that before and I’ve never talked to him about it. I was about 19 when this happened and he was probably 15.
