It was late, the close went badly. I left the office and decided to stop by a bar for a night cap, the pizza was still on breath. I sat at the bar, watching the television, minding my own business. A man sat beside me.

He talked, and eventually I...

Smashing ornaments, eating glass for breakfast.
Eating Christmas tree needles on my cereal.
It’s clear that I’m a godforsaken grinch

The Grinch

Next we in the club and she lickin me off, whaaaat?

Pitbull 205.

It’s Christmas 🎄
Decorate the tree , hang your head like a taxidermist.

The Grinch

I wonder how long I can keep this up before people figure out that I don’t know what I’m doing?

Last month, and after over year of persuasion, I gave in and let my employer have s** with me.

He had been trying to persuade me almost since I moved to the head office. First in a playful and jokey fashion and then later in a more serious attempt. We...

I get aroused looking at this 10 year old girl’s TikTok video. I enjoy masterbating to her.

I’m gonna go straight to the point.
I’m 27 and a nurse, i had a patient who is a 16 year old boy.
I had to perform a genital exam to him, just a routine check, nothing serious.
I have done some examinations like this before, but...

My wife will never know i r***d my dog multiple times when i was 15, did weed and DMT and that im bi and was groomed by men when i was 13. She cant know. She will never know. I will die with these secrets. She will never know i...

I am a lazy Teenager and don’t want to work, but find ways to hustle some cash to get what I need. Boys and Men see me and want to use me… I get them to buy me stuff or give me an allowance (older guys) to stop by and...

I never truly understand you, it felt like I never understood what you were thinking Ramirez.alondra1.

While John was locked up for a parole violation for six months. Family life was getting stressful without a father figure for two kids. Plus, the second income and house chores were building up. One day Roger a neighbor two houses down unexpectly showed up. And mowed the lawn. Then...

Just made a friend in reading books, got socials, and everything, but I’m not who she thinks I am. She thinks I’m a lesbian girl, I’m a guy. What should I do?

Wesley Snipes, or “”blade”” as you call your schizophrenic self…
I’ve hated you for over two decades

hannibal king from blade trinity aka Ryan Reynolds

You woke up with 2 bites in your neck and blood gushing out
You’ve been struck! 🔪

Dracula The vampire 🧛‍♂️

I take pics of my wife while she sleeps. She is 36, white with big and soft b00bs, and I’m lucky since she likes to sleep naked.
After she falls asleep – I take her blanket off and start taking pics, then I send the pics to my friends.

I think I’m transgender.

I sodomized myself with a couple of objects lubed up with Vaseline. I was clean for over a month but started having intrusive thoughts. I got drunk and pushed it in good till I made my p**** hard and leak prostate fluid. Sorry

Do you know what a ,coinslot, is? its a prison term for when the whole penitentiary tries to see how many niqqas can fit they dixxs in yo azz 😂🤣

-Beef Tank from cell block 6 🚫⛔️

Once Halloween is over looks like I’ve gotta crucify Dracula and decapitate blade and make them into some Christmas tree ornaments.
After that?
My real mission.
K*ILL Santa Clause!

The Grinch

To: Dracula the Vampire

I got something you can s*** you undead, filthy parasite with gnarly teeth. What you need is an a$$ kicking the likes of which your 500 year old dumba$$ has never seen but I can provide. I will even administer said a$$ kicking in your hometown...

I am F23 and have a crappy job at Starbucks that does not pay that well, or I should say I can’t get enough hours and am always short on rent and my bills in general.

I complained to my Manager (a guy) and he told me about a girl...

A waffle maker to the face will add some texture to your face before I eat it and drink your blood.
Blah blah blah

Dracula the vampire 🧛‍♀️

Hi. My name is Clara. I’m 38 and single. I have feelings but sometimes they are off point, I tend to be attracted to women who are not good people. It’s the bad boy, except bag girl, thing.

I have a one bedroom, in a nice complex and there is...

The old guy next store is always having Garage sales and selling stuff. A couple of times he asked me to help him out and he would pay me. So I have been working every weekend, and he pays me like $30-$40 each time, easy money for 4-5 hours work.

I have been posting my girlfriend and exes nudes online for months. I wanna feel cucked and I like exposing things that shouldn’t be. Neither of them know. Recently it has gotten out of hand and is ruining my relationship because I j******* too much and I’m not able to...

🎃 You spill our guts, we spill yours🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃

I stomped the head of one thousand gods and met no rivalry to my 5th dimensional powers.

Demon Kane

The first spine you tear out and eat is always the most tasty.

Dracula the vampire

If JoAnna Freeland knew the depth and extent of my irreversible psychological self-harm, she would run for the hills… not that she is even interested in me to begin with.

Despite all your honest opinions, which I do appreciate, you could have called my p enis “the big picture. ” That would have been a thrill.

BOOMTOWN Letterkenny

Nico K from Gütersloh beats up women

I get it cracking like a bat with an aluminum base to the head of a man. I’m a demon killer
Bad man in the mirror, I’m a thriller
Which means you better beat it human

Demon Kane

i looked at furry b****** at school when i was 9 years old.

I’ve had my eye on you for a while…
But this is a kids film not a stalker flick.

Casper the creepy ghost 👻

Keep the steel on yo waist because blacks is out tonight and nighaz is lurking. If they get close they can meet the holy ghost 👻

Beef Keef Aka Banana K33F

Sorry, I’m allergic to niggaz , get the fuc away from me 💥💥💥

Vanauley Glock

I saw my Son’s morning wood, I guess it is more than 8″ in size and I cannot stop thinking about it today. I was so excited about seeing it, after he left for school, I had to take out my Vibe and finish myself…. 3 times.

I am not...

I love to wear my wife’s s*** lingerie and s*** outfits. Also my cousin’s naughty clothes

I s******* myself with a rake handle and f*** myself on my hands and knees till s*** squints out of my b** and gooey squirts out of my dong.