Close Toronto Island Airport!
Replace it with a data centre, and make the rest of the Toronto Islands a private championship golf course.
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I was only 9 when my brother put his finger into my p****. I didn’t know what he was doing to I didn’t even object. After a while I just expected it every time he was on the sofa with me. Mommy was too busy so she never noticed. I came to like I tv especially when he put a different finger up into my Fanny . I learned later that he was kinda prepping his d*** to be able to get stiff and hard for mommy to s*** him or they could f*** in her bedroom. About 10 1/2 I happened by her door and saw them “wrestling “ on her bed. Loud sounds came from them as they tussled. When I turned 11 Billy was able to slide his “thingy” into my peepee. He made funny sounds and I got all wet and sticky like I peed in my pants. At first it was once. Then he started doing it 2 or three times a week. Mommy saw him doing it to me and later that night she spanned him with a belt. I watched. He was smiling after a while and squirted a bunch of white stuff from his “ thingy”. Mommy gave him 10 more whacks and then she bent down and took him into her mouth. Then a while later she slobbered a bunch of white stuff on his belly. Then they went to sleep. He didn’t want to put his “thingy” in me after that. I think they slept in her room after that. I always heard them “wrestling “ on the weekends too. Once in a while Billy would help me do my bath. Mommy always came in to watch. When my 13 th birthday rolled around I also began my periods. Mommy explained it all to me. S**, babies, womanhood, After that evening Billy learned what a b**** even a young 13 yr old “woman” can be. Touch my Fanny $10. Touch my tiny t****** $ 15. Touch my p**** $50.
Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our masterrace was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called… Earth. the All Spark fells to Earth But we were already too late
Optimus Primer
The screams of a thousand sinners being burned in a vat of acidic urine set the mood for the annual Halloween sacrifice ceremony in Hell
Demon Kane
these niqqas they roll with — coolest white boiz youve seen — were talking sick chicks, killer steeze, tattoos, motorcycles, spray tans, ankle monitors, mental illnesses, the whole 9 yards.
-Timo and the motherfuckers
Guys this website is dying. We’ve got every crazy and skitzo in a 12 mile raidus and still it’s dying.
Only I can save it.
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I have a boyfriend of many years, he’s a very good man, but he doesn’t treat me well. He’s only mean to me, and he doesn’t understand how to take accountability and control his temper. I’ve been having an intimate relationship with his best friend, who at first was very...
For some reason like clock work over the last 4-5 years every Saturday I get up around 4am and crossdress then I go to a local park and go in to the women’s restrooms and I take a laxative then j******* and nut. Then once I feel the urge I...
Please pray to God through Jesus, read the Bible and go to church for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you
Last weekend I watched TV until midnight, it was hot outside and I cannot afford to use the AC so I opened my windows and just slept on top of a sheet.
I slept b.raless in a spagetti strap crop top and p.anties to help keep cool. In the middle...
My oldest sister was super drunk and stoned when I gave her a ride home from a party, I was called to come get her at 2AM. Her boyfriend was macking on his buddies mom, Quarliss tried to beat her up but got beat up. On the way home she...
This Friday! The finest men in America don’t run for President. They run for their lives!
Rated PG-13
Come here Sébastien, tis male bonding experience for another Slavic man to tickle my ponytail
The Adventures of man bun milos 🚬🎥
this weekend will be the 40th anniversary of my stag do, unlike most my wife to be and I agreed that we could do ANYTHING on our stag/hen night as it would be or last chance to do anything or anyone we wanted.
I went out with a group of...
Grab my joystick you thottie
Super Gay Giant Robot
French niqqas — Montreal et Quebecois niqqas , they just have that Geneseaqua and aura of a fashionable gay male.
Shirtless rage like im tarzanna.
-gzuz 187.
Buss a niggaz head open with a can opener call it black forest bbq Blood spillin on the table call it BBQ sauce n ketchup
-Beef Keef Aka Banana K33F.
We been givin’ too many niggaz these passes, too many! Fucc it drop a bag and cash it fucc it Who gonna press ’em the fastest?who? Extendo barrel elastic, new attachment, s*** get tactic ,tactical
Migos ATL
I work at NavePoint and feel guilty because we produce FRADULENT, COUNTERFEIT cabling. We make CCA (copper-clad aluminum) cable which is dangerous and can cause fires with PoE use. We don’t even print “CCA” on the cable, either, to intentionally mislead buys.
Hang your stockings and say yer prayers cuz Santa clause comes to knife 🔪 and hes collecting a family debt.
-Evil Santa Claus.
2023 Maybach S600 at Sheppard Ave West.
Carspotters
With my dark magic your whole family will fit into one dirty Christmas stocking and be hung on my shelf cooking upon the fireplace of eternity.
Lord Krampus
Once in a blue moon, while I’m delivering Christmas gifts I like to indulge in some dog meat, or occasionally some human meat. So if your dog or grandma is missing, Santa did it. Sue me.
Evil Santa Claus
I just caught myself a Trubbish from Gamestop Montreal!
Ash Ketchum from Pokémon
It was late, the close went badly. I left the office and decided to stop by a bar for a night cap, the pizza was still on breath. I sat at the bar, watching the television, minding my own business. A man sat beside me.
He talked, and eventually I...
Smashing ornaments, eating glass for breakfast. Eating Christmas tree needles on my cereal. It’s clear that I’m a godforsaken grinch
The Grinch
Next we in the club and she lickin me off, whaaaat?
Pitbull 205.
It’s Christmas 🎄 Decorate the tree , hang your head like a taxidermist.
I wonder how long I can keep this up before people figure out that I don’t know what I’m doing?
Last month, and after over year of persuasion, I gave in and let my employer have s** with me.
He had been trying to persuade me almost since I moved to the head office. First in a playful and jokey fashion and then later in a more serious attempt. We...
I get aroused looking at this 10 year old girl’s TikTok video. I enjoy masterbating to her.
I’m gonna go straight to the point. I’m 27 and a nurse, i had a patient who is a 16 year old boy. I had to perform a genital exam to him, just a routine check, nothing serious. I have done some examinations like this before, but...
My wife will never know i r***d my dog multiple times when i was 15, did weed and DMT and that im bi and was groomed by men when i was 13. She cant know. She will never know. I will die with these secrets. She will never know i...
I am a lazy Teenager and don’t want to work, but find ways to hustle some cash to get what I need. Boys and Men see me and want to use me… I get them to buy me stuff or give me an allowance (older guys) to stop by and...
I never truly understand you, it felt like I never understood what you were thinking Ramirez.alondra1.
While John was locked up for a parole violation for six months. Family life was getting stressful without a father figure for two kids. Plus, the second income and house chores were building up. One day Roger a neighbor two houses down unexpectly showed up. And mowed the lawn. Then...
Just made a friend in reading books, got socials, and everything, but I’m not who she thinks I am. She thinks I’m a lesbian girl, I’m a guy. What should I do?
Wesley Snipes, or “”blade”” as you call your schizophrenic self… I’ve hated you for over two decades
hannibal king from blade trinity aka Ryan Reynolds
You woke up with 2 bites in your neck and blood gushing out You’ve been struck! 🔪
Dracula The vampire 🧛♂️
I take pics of my wife while she sleeps. She is 36, white with big and soft b00bs, and I’m lucky since she likes to sleep naked. After she falls asleep – I take her blanket off and start taking pics, then I send the pics to my friends.
