stayed with my grands summers ended up sucking him nitely soon he slept with me rubbing his c*** on my lil a**. by summmers end it was in me. in his garden back of house his friends came daily to drink wine he made soo he had me sucking them daily. i got to like it and wore girls cloths for them, soon they were f****** me also. gosh i really miss those times.
Not sure what catagory this should be in, but I had s** with my father-in-law, on the pontoon at the lake, Saturday. You can actually get to a WMart on the boat. There is a dock very close. My Mil, sent my fil to pick up some item for our dinner she was preparing. I also needed to pick up a few things and told my husband to let’s go with him. It would be fun. He cared nothing about it, as did everyone else. I also thought it was terrible to make him go alone, so, I went. Now, I think my fil is still a hot guy, in great shape at 48. I also admit that I have enjoyed the looks I catch him giving sometimes. If I think about him very much, I can get pretty wet from it, if you know what I mean. I can’t help myself from enjoying him checking my body out. I only imagine the things he must be thinking, because I have very naughty thoughts about pleasuring him as well. I already had my bikini on before we left so, I just put on a long t-shirt and my sandals for the trip to the store. I purposely got in the front, opposite side of him driving, so I could converse with him and allow him to see my lower half, and catch my b**** as they bounced from the ride. He was definitely taking everything in and i slowly, opened my legs and spread them, he slowed down, pulled the boat up in a shady spot and said “We gotta talk, you’re killing me.” I tried to act like I didn’t know, but he came up to me and I could clearly see he had a raging hard on in his trunks. I know I should have been different, but I wanted it in my mouth so bad in that moment and reached out and pullled his trunks down exposing his beautiful, very hard, c***. Nothing was said as I leaned in and began kissing, and licking it. I soon began taking down as much as I could and slathering it up, and getting after it. All I could hear was his moaning and telling me what an Angel I was. I was also soaked and felt him slide his hand down the back of my bottoms, between my cheeks to my drenched and aching p****. My mind was racing and I tried taking more of him down, and after only 5 minutes or so, I felt the first blast. He held the back of my head down and began pumping his warm c**, jet after jet, in my hungry mouth. I was simply licking, sucking, and swallowing. I wanted it to be so good for him. I felt his knees buckle, and realized he was finished. I soon had to release him as the sensations were now more than he could take. His fingers were covered in my grool, as he brought them to my mouth for me to clean off, which I did. He started trying to apologize, and I stopped him. I said “We both, let this happen because we both have wanted it so long. It doesn’t have to change anything. It’s something I think we’ve both known for a while. I love your son, dearly, but want to enjoy you too.Besides, you now owe me a good c**!” We both cleaned up, and went on to the store. It was a little awkward at first, but I know it will be our secret, and we will make it work. Nobody noticed a thing when we got back. I couldn’t stop thinking about it. He wants to get us a room so we can “play” in a bed! I am going to wear him out when it happens!
CORVALLUS DONT BE MESSAGING MY ACCOUNT TELLING ME YOU GINNA REFUSE MY LOAD IF I AINT WEAR CANDOM I AINT WEARIN A CANNDOM AND I DONT MEAN MAYBE!
.โขโซโขโฌโข ๐ ๐ธ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ฑ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฅ. ๐๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ข๐ฌ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต๐ญ๐บ, ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฉ๐ถ๐ณ๐ต ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ ๐ฆ๐น๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ค๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ. ๐๐ญ๐ญ ๐ ๐ธ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ, ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ค๐ญ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐จ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ข๐บ. ๐๐ข๐บ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ต ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ค๐ข๐ถ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ด๐ข๐บ ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฅ. โขโฌโขโซโข.
So I was watching Jeopardy! yesterday while cutting out New Yorker comic strips.(because why not) One of them reminded me of this woman who somehow knew who she was going to marry and who her friends would be at her wedding.
My dad and I started talking about it, and he said, “It would be funny if we did thatโlike, have you name a bunch of people.” Then he started listing only boys’ names, which honestly annoyed me.
It reminded me of when I was little and you would always say, “One day, when you get married to a boy or a girl…” which I always appreciated because it never assumed who I’d end up with. So it kind of pissed me off that my dad immediately only came up with boys’ names, especially when you always made a point not to make assumptions like that.So I was watching jeopardy yesterday while cutting out new yorkers commic strpps. one of them remined me of this lady who new who she was going to marry and who her friends would be at her wedding. me and my dad started talking about it and he was like ” it would be funny if we did that like make you say a bunch of names *starts naming only boys names” Like when I was little you would always be like one day when you get married to a boy or Girl.
like dad maybe I’m biiiii????
Come here Sรฉbastien, tis male bonding experience for another Slavic man to tickle my ponytail
The Adventures of man bun milos ๐ฌ๐ฅ
this weekend will be the 40th anniversary of my stag do, unlike most my wife to be and I agreed that we could do ANYTHING on our stag/hen night as it would be or last chance to do anything or anyone we wanted.
I went out with a group of...
Grab my joystick you thottie
Super Gay Giant Robot
French niqqas โ Montreal et Quebecois niqqas , they just have that Geneseaqua and aura of a fashionable gay male.
Shirtless rage like im tarzanna.
-gzuz 187.
Buss a niggaz head open with a can opener call it black forest bbq Blood spillin on the table call it BBQ sauce n ketchup
-Beef Keef Aka Banana K33F.
We been givin’ too many niggaz these passes, too many! Fucc it drop a bag and cash it fucc it Who gonna press ’em the fastest?who? Extendo barrel elastic, new attachment, s*** get tactic ,tactical
Migos ATL
I work at NavePoint and feel guilty because we produce FRADULENT, COUNTERFEIT cabling. We make CCA (copper-clad aluminum) cable which is dangerous and can cause fires with PoE use. We don’t even print “CCA” on the cable, either, to intentionally mislead buys.
Hang your stockings and say yer prayers cuz Santa clause comes to knife ๐ช and hes collecting a family debt.
-Evil Santa Claus.
2023 Maybach S600 at Sheppard Ave West.
Carspotters
With my dark magic your whole family will fit into one dirty Christmas stocking and be hung on my shelf cooking upon the fireplace of eternity.
Lord Krampus
Once in a blue moon, while I’m delivering Christmas gifts I like to indulge in some dog meat, or occasionally some human meat. So if your dog or grandma is missing, Santa did it. Sue me.
Evil Santa Claus
I just caught myself a Trubbish from Gamestop Montreal!
Ash Ketchum from Pokรฉmon
It was late, the close went badly. I left the office and decided to stop by a bar for a night cap, the pizza was still on breath. I sat at the bar, watching the television, minding my own business. A man sat beside me.
He talked, and eventually I...
Smashing ornaments, eating glass for breakfast. Eating Christmas tree needles on my cereal. It’s clear that I’m a godforsaken grinch
The Grinch
Next we in the club and she lickin me off, whaaaat?
Pitbull 205.
It’s Christmas ๐ Decorate the tree , hang your head like a taxidermist.
I wonder how long I can keep this up before people figure out that I don’t know what I’m doing?
Last month, and after over year of persuasion, I gave in and let my employer have s** with me.
He had been trying to persuade me almost since I moved to the head office. First in a playful and jokey fashion and then later in a more serious attempt. We...
I get aroused looking at this 10 year old girl’s TikTok video. I enjoy masterbating to her.
I’m gonna go straight to the point. I’m 27 and a nurse, i had a patient who is a 16 year old boy. I had to perform a genital exam to him, just a routine check, nothing serious. I have done some examinations like this before, but...
My wife will never know i r***d my dog multiple times when i was 15, did weed and DMT and that im bi and was groomed by men when i was 13. She cant know. She will never know. I will die with these secrets. She will never know i...
I am a lazy Teenager and don’t want to work, but find ways to hustle some cash to get what I need. Boys and Men see me and want to use me… I get them to buy me stuff or give me an allowance (older guys) to stop by and...
I never truly understand you, it felt like I never understood what you were thinking Ramirez.alondra1.
While John was locked up for a parole violation for six months. Family life was getting stressful without a father figure for two kids. Plus, the second income and house chores were building up. One day Roger a neighbor two houses down unexpectly showed up. And mowed the lawn. Then...
Just made a friend in reading books, got socials, and everything, but Iโm not who she thinks I am. She thinks Iโm a lesbian girl, Iโm a guy. What should I do?
Wesley Snipes, or “”blade”” as you call your schizophrenic self… I’ve hated you for over two decades
hannibal king from blade trinity aka Ryan Reynolds
You woke up with 2 bites in your neck and blood gushing out You’ve been struck! ๐ช
Dracula The vampire ๐งโโ๏ธ
I take pics of my wife while she sleeps. She is 36, white with big and soft b00bs, and I’m lucky since she likes to sleep naked. After she falls asleep – I take her blanket off and start taking pics, then I send the pics to my friends.
I think I’m transgender.
I sodomized myself with a couple of objects lubed up with Vaseline. I was clean for over a month but started having intrusive thoughts. I got drunk and pushed it in good till I made my p**** hard and leak prostate fluid. Sorry
Do you know what a ,coinslot, is? its a prison term for when the whole penitentiary tries to see how many niqqas can fit they dixxs in yo azz ๐๐คฃ
-Beef Tank from cell block 6 ๐ซโ๏ธ
Once Halloween is over looks like I’ve gotta crucify Dracula and decapitate blade and make them into some Christmas tree ornaments. After that? My real mission. K*ILL Santa Clause!
To: Dracula the Vampire
I got something you can s*** you undead, filthy parasite with gnarly teeth. What you need is an a$$ kicking the likes of which your 500 year old dumba$$ has never seen but I can provide. I will even administer said a$$ kicking in your hometown...
I am F23 and have a crappy job at Starbucks that does not pay that well, or I should say I can’t get enough hours and am always short on rent and my bills in general.
I complained to my Manager (a guy) and he told me about a girl...
A waffle maker to the face will add some texture to your face before I eat it and drink your blood. Blah blah blah
Dracula the vampire ๐งโโ๏ธ
Hi. My name is Clara. I’m 38 and single. I have feelings but sometimes they are off point, I tend to be attracted to women who are not good people. It’s the bad boy, except bag girl, thing.
I have a one bedroom, in a nice complex and there is...
The old guy next store is always having Garage sales and selling stuff. A couple of times he asked me to help him out and he would pay me. So I have been working every weekend, and he pays me like $30-$40 each time, easy money for 4-5 hours work.
I have been posting my girlfriend and exes nudes online for months. I wanna feel cucked and I like exposing things that shouldnโt be. Neither of them know. Recently it has gotten out of hand and is ruining my relationship because I j******* too much and Iโm not able to...
๐ You spill our guts, we spill yours๐
๐Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins ๐
