I got on my knees and put the rake handle up my a** again. Im thinking im bisexual. I also like to m********* in front of guys since there are no women online. I love it when I feel the object entering me. I love to be violated.

My bf came out as bi. He loves me, diddling his back door with my vibe. Oh my gosh, I have a tissue ready to catch the load.

You are so special , said nobody ever.
You WILL spend Valentines Day alone if you don’t shape up!

-Cupid4u

i tried to offer lower prices and Bob the Builder slashed my employees throat.

-Barry the repair man

You won’t catch me sleeping
I’ve sliced off my eyelids

Demon Kane

Im Shanda Im 29 years old, Have my own place and I have been sleeping with several Married Men, They Pay me to Fulfill their Fantasies and Desires, so I make wayy more money than I did at the Crappy Gas station I was at so I quit my job...

During this past Christmas I had S***** i********** with my Cousin Ashley while I was in town for the Holidays and after I came had her in d********** I slowly Pulled out of her THE CONDOM HAD BROKE AND IT WAS JUST THE RUBBER RING AND IT WAS a HUGE...

Better hurry up, you STILL don’t have a girlfriend for Valentines Day 🤣🫵😂

Cupid4u

I got the bladder of a fucken toddler

-copshop 2021

Smells like satans assshole

-copshop 2021

ive only dated a few women but i cheated on everyone of them with men, i love the feeling of being gay when they dont realize it or know it yet. i love spending time with them and showing no s***** interest but the second they leave call a man...

Gucci Mane caught a body
I beat 2 💥💥

Sizzlac IDS

2026 NFL SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW

Bad bunny and 2 special guests.
Un Poco Loco and Quesadilla

After my wife and I were married for about ten years, to get hard and f*** her, I have had to think about the two guys that fucked her before me. I think about her first boyfriend sticking his c*** into her and taking her virginity. I also think about...

I had s** with the married guy again last nite. After everytime I say I’m not going to do it again but he is like so amazing. My body does like a seizure and my brain like literally shuts off and I just feel amazing. Last nite was weird again...

Trust me, this wasnt an ordinary nigguh. he stood about 7 or 8 feet. had to call up my navy niggaz to come n harpoon the mothafuckan whale.

-AquaNiggaMan, part of Black History Month Heroes 2026

Russell Dalrymple died on a boat at Sea after breaking up with Elaine from Seinfeld show

You will be alone this Valentines Day too, ha ha.

Cupid4u

Rata tat tat , RATA TAT TAT thats the sound of my ballsack rattling on the rusty cell doors itching for a new celly to spread my seed in his aszcrack as i achieve enlightenment behind bars.

-Beef tank from cell block 6.

I had a very embarrassing incident yesterday at lunch.

My stomach was in knots and I had diarrhea and I was trying to get mashed potatoes on my plate in the office cafeteria and then I couldn’t take it no more.

I pulled my pants down and my a** was...

My password at work for February 2026 is.
Guterslohstadt22$

I’m catfishing my fiancé using a fake Instagram account. It’s probably a desperate move but f*** it.

I was convinced I would be Nun and I had become a Novitiate. It was then that I had to travel because my father was on his death bed. A cousin, he thought it was stupid of me, and he decided to take matters into his own hands, he forced...

My mothers meltdowns 2026

Donna had a meltdown on February 1st 2026, ripped a box up, ran around naked for hours going crazy

It excites me that a lot of men fucked my wife before me. Even after we married, I encouraged her to accept dates from more men and f*** them. Now that we are older, every day I think about all the men that fucked my love.

I did not ever have s** with my mother from my mid twenties when she had fallen out with my father and was clearly desperate for s** but primarily with me.
In my defence I had been interested in s** with her for twenty years but she shied away...

Drink drink drink until you hit the floor!
Drink drink drink bartender give me some more!

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

I dated a very cute red headed girl and before long I got her naked and I got on top of her and stuck my c*** into her virgin p****. I loved deflowering virgins. She was my fourth. I fucked her every day for a month and then dumped her....

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Red d** on yo head n****
Either you work at 7 Eleven or you a gang member.

-The Game

The only place that doesn’t ask questions!
So come on in and buy that chainsaw, quick desolve bleach, those garbage bags, a fancy new set of gloves, and don’t forget that refreshing smell of Febreeze.
We dont ask what you need it for.

The Home Depot 🏡

Better get swiping! It doesn’t look like you are gonna get laid for Valentines Day this year, or decade.

Cupid4u

I HATE canada

I have to tell someone about this but as you’ll soon understand cannot confide it to me partner.
The other evening whilst working late my Boss suddenly asked to have s** with me Completely out of the blue there was no preamble or any previous activity that might have...

I’m a masturbobater. That is a high speed mas tur ba ter.

Alternative Jewish pizza just like st Jude used to make us.

Homie I also want to tell u. Either in this July, December or February next year I will move to Germany.
I f***ing HATE canada!

dry nick wants dicc succ n liqour night bich

Got chu in my sight 😏 b****💥

WhiteBoix6ix

We got f’ed up beyond belief watching football. Someone barfed in the hallway and up the wall. Somebody else missed the toilet and pooped on the floor where is these people

We just got out of church and I have never been so happy to get off that hard pew. Last night I was with two boys at the same time which I’ve never done and never thought I would do but it just happened. I am so sore today. I’m...