I had a very embarrassing incident yesterday at lunch.

My stomach was in knots and I had diarrhea and I was trying to get mashed potatoes on my plate in the office cafeteria and then I couldn’t take it no more.

I pulled my pants down and my a** was hovering over the mashed potatoes and then the turds came out of my a** and fell on top of the mashed potatoes as the cook looked at me in shock asking me “Bob have you lost your mind?”

My turds were in the Mashed Potatoes and I told the Cook there’s your secret gravy right there as she looked disgusted with me as my Boss was in line and looked at me and said to come with him to the restroom.

I was walking with my Boss out of the cafeteria with my pants down around my shins as all of the office workers were laughing at me and saw a turd fall out of my a** on the way out of the Cafeteria as My Boss walked me into the Restroom.

My Boss ordered me to bend over and took wads of toilet paper and began wiping my a** for me.

After Wiping my a** about 6 times and flushing the toilet 3 times; The Boss applied the Baby Powder and Preparation-H to the inside of My A**.

Then he made me wear the Adult Diaper around the Office as I walked back into the cafeteria and see the staff dumping the Mashed Potatoes with the S*** Gravy, I added to them as all of my fellow coworkers all began to laugh at my humiliation for the rest of the day.

I came home and my wife was laughing and my kids said “Daddy Doo Doo Pants is back from Work.

I’ll never let this moment down ever.