Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger… dont die on me Tony🤫🤫🤫

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You know‽ you remind me of my father‽💨
I fucken hated my father!💥

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I liked the idea of having s** once and never again.

He looks like he’s hungry, come here bittch he needs to feed.

Darren Fletcher aka “Captain Cannibal”

I don’t understand why I continue checking on here, as if I need validation; I’m doing better than I ever have before. In addition to being sober, I gave up caffeine, and any drinks with sweeteners. °~° Just sparkling water and cigars for this derp.

if my son turn out gay the adoption clinic is that way, say dat.

-Young Dolphin & Key glock

Guys! my dad is gunna fucken flip!! hes gonna lose his shitt when he sees fhat dead h00ker floating face down in his pool.

-About that party from last night.

Know before you go:

The annual Niagara Falls F** Bash is a free event, for straight men who want a 1 weekend party away from their wife, with endless assblast wings, h00kers, and hot g****** with black ex cons.
The annual Niagara Falls F** Bash, every since 2014. a...

your nigggas might be the realest in the room — but they could be the fakest nigggas in total.

-Santasquad100.

want to be fucked raw by a poz top

I watched my future wife being gangbanged at a party when we were in college. All week, I couldn’t get her out of my mind since she appeared to really enjoy herself and came often while being fucked by about 10 guys.
I knew that I had seen her...

The wait is over
The weekend is here
The annual NIAGARA FALLS F** BASH is back in action 🎬.
Leave your wife at home, and bring your homies, cuz you gon get dis dicc up your trunk

I was in Fort Lauderdale last night and saw Clark and Corvallus driving the Oldsmobile Silhouette up and down the street. He didn’t mention the (custom?) sunroof in the silhouette or the external speakers.

The silhouette was blasting Corvallus song (as DJ Hepatitis CB) “My Backpussy’s On Broadway” —...

spill the tea biitch, PEEKO PEEKO PEEKO imma reel nikka
PEEKO
PEEKO
PEEKO
N1GGER

🍵david pekoe tea🍵

1 of 1 spec Bugatti Mistral W16 “Le Perle Rare ” at CIAS 26.

Carspotter416

So my new bf is a colorful guy. He has a p@nty fetish, a small peen and foreskin, nice house and car. I love his tongue on my button…a big Valentines weekend is planned.

i tried to offer lower prices and Bob the Builder slashed my employees throat with a drywall blade

-Barry the repair man

Let me guess, you’ll be alone another Valentines Day 💝 LOL

Cupid4u

Audi R8 ABT XGT
In Essen Germany

GERMANCARSPOTTER

Got caught skinny dipping this past summer. This girl calls every day wanting to see my D ick again.

The first time that I saw a furry p**** was when I was 12 after my mother had an operation. I asked about the operation. My mother was lying in bed, and she pulled up her nightgown showing me her incision. My father pulled down her p****** exposing her bushy...

JoAnna Freeland stood near me today and I felt butterflies. I know she doesn’t have feelings for me (I tend to get overlooked by women), but it’s fun to make believe. She is a beautiful soul and deserves better than me anyway.

Had my parents let me, I’d most likely travel to Croatia from Bosnia and Herzegovina to meet a man from a p*** site and give my virginity to him when I was 17. My mother found out we sexted (and that he sent me explicit photos), and she shamed me...

So When I was 13 going through puberty it was Just My mom and I she been working 3 jobs to save enough money to get our own place out in the country so we got a small single wide 2 bed 2 bath trailer and it was mid summer...

I need help. This Wednesday is hubby’s birthday. I gave in to be shared. We discussed this event. We can’t decide on who’s taking me first. The birthday boy or the visitor.

My gf made me try on her undies when we were fooling around. I got a nice woodie, she lol. Now I do it all the time.

It might be Sunday, and ive gotta work Monday.
But….
Drink drink drink until the sunrise.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

How are those nipp les feeling chief?

-sheldon cooper aka Big bang theory

When I was a freshman in college, I went to a party at a fraternity. There were a lot of guys and a few girls. I needed to go to the bathroom, and it was on the second floor where the bedrooms were. After I used the bathroom, I heard...

Ive got a few feti shes…

1. females getting head shaved bald. 2. bitchez getting tattooed.
3. chicks getting pierced.
4. people getting limbs amputated. 5. tattooed lesbians.
6. Face tatted hoez

-dr skitso.

In 1945 it was Germany 🇩🇪 in 2026 it is USA 🇺🇸
“times change — greatness lives on” -Wayne Greyzky

A message from 3rd Reich Entertainment and ICE.

তুই তাহলে আমাকে ভুলে গিয়েছিস, নাহ? আর আমি এখানে প্রতিদিন এসে এসে, দেখে যায়। সেই ১-১ থেকে.. তুই জানতিস না.. নাহ, আমি কিছুই বলবো না! নানানান্নান্নানান্নানান্নানানানান্নানানানানানানানান্নানানানানানান্নানানানা।কিচ্ছুলিখবোনায়ামি

When I was 15 the only forms of p*** available was VHS, magazines, and early internet (IRC, pictures that would load a line at a time). During the summer, from my loft window I could see into my neighbor’s home over the fence. Occasionally at night, when they forgot to...

First time I hook up with a guy, I make him remove all clothes. Wanna check out the bod and equipment. Extra points if he hardens up. Next he must pleasure himself so I can evaluate stamina and staying power.

We had a black girl in our small town. She asked me several times to have s** with her. I’m white and I finally asked her if she likes b******* and that’s all I do. She said it would be her first time and I’m ok with it.
We...

I’ve never considered myself gay or bi but I knew I had an attraction to women at an early age. I came close to acting on it in college but I was saved by the bell. My friend and I were drinking and she came onto me, she tongue kissed...

The first time that I had s** with my wife, I was still a virgin. She told me that she had fucked two guys and I lied and told her that I had fucked two girls because I didn’t want to admit that she was more experienced than me. It...

Straight guy here but I want to give another guy a bj! Where do I do this?

I had a thing for my hot cousin Kristina. She was a year older and so gorgeous. I always got hard and dripping with Kristina. She noticed and teased me. We never hooked up, just hugging. If only we could relive those days…

I was a very young and innocent girl when I went to college. It was the year that Young Frankenstein hit the movie theaters. A guy from one of my classes asked me if I wanted to go. It was my first ‘date’. During the movie he made me hold...