Hanging your head like a taxidermist
It’s Christmas time and I’m a nasty decorator . Deck the halls with blood stains

The Grinch

I was helping the older neighbor guy move some things around in his garage, when he accidently spilled a bunch of water on me soaking all my clothes completely thru to the bone. He appolgized and took me in the house and told me to strip everything off and he...

Anyone else going to Corvallus Hairy Hog Halloween Hootenanny tomorrow? I got invited by Backcherry Larry in Ocala but not sure if it’s my crowd or not.

— Guy Guzzler Gary

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It was a first experience for both of us. Last night at work. One of our best customers Carol gave me a note with the money tip. Stating Fred her husband was out of town and went bow hunting. And this old doe needed a young baker that enjoys building...

She was my wife’s friend and we saw each other at a bar club. She saw me and later had a beer brought to my table. I saw her talking casually chatting up with other people even guys. She would look at me and give me a flirty smile. It...

Cannibalism, vampirism, and devil worshiping.
It just turns out my 3 talents are all illegal.

Demon Kane

I’m a demon killer, and a human destroyer.
Bad man in the mirror, a spawn of hell I’m a f****** thriller
(Which means you better f****** beat it man) before I drink your blood.

Demon Kane

Since my early thirties I have often wondered just what it would be like to be intimate with a guy. Last weekend, my curiosity became reality. My neighbors son comes home most weekends from university and chills out in their pool and hot tub. I was over lending him a...

When I was 12 I started trying to do it with my 2 year older sister. We had a lot of time alone after we got out of school.
One day she was laying in bed and I got in bed behind her and dry humped her, to my...

I would dearly love to s*** a nice big beautiful c*** until my mouth is full of lovely creamy c**

I was 13 and I knew I was gay. At a family reunion I went in the bathroom to pee and my Uncle was standing at the urinal peeing and he had the biggest one I had ever saw I stood there looking at iit and after he finished he...

Mid sixties man who sucked c*** the other night and took it up the a**. I’ve been waiting years.

It was past midnight Saturday night; I was in bed watching tv when my doorbell rang. I looked at my camera and saw my sister standing there. I got up and let her in, she was dressed up and carrying an overnight bag.
She had gone out with friends...

My first time having gay s e x was with a boy named Patrick Castaldo in early fall of 1997. I was 13 and Patrick was 12. We were both h omose xua l boys. I thought Patrick was the cutest boy since I first saw him in band class....

My sister is over 5 years older than me, and we visited our grandparents every summer and slept in the same bed. One night when I was 8, she pulled me on top of her, put her hand on my b*** and ground me against her until she tensed up,...

The focus is on embracing positivity and overcoming negative thoughts, especially in the context of mental health struggles. The desire for social connection is evident, as there’s an acknowledgment that dealing with mental health issues can make it challenging to engage with others. Despite feeling done with social interactions in...

The young girl that lives next door has been coming over a lot because she saw everything I’ve got because my towel fell done when I answered the door. I have a thing for little girls and boy. I know im a pervert and im very proud of it. She...

My first gay a*** was at 12 with a 9 inch BBC.

But I was r****** and oral before that and much more after.

When was your first? Want to exchange the details and chat?
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Cook up a massive pound of chocolate fudge🍫 feed it to the toilet, if it reject it, use my boot and force feed it down the throat of the toilet. My poop gonna feed a whole family of toilets.

Poop boy 416

I am a married guy and have a close friend at work for the last few years considers me her “work husband” and she is divorced. An attractive 40 year old which is attracted to other women now.

We have conversations all the time about work drama mainly. She had...

My brother and I use to spend every summer with our grandparents in Ark. My aunt, moms sister, was single and lived close, I use to mow her lawn every summer. It was noneventful I’d mow she’d pay me I’d leave. I was 13 I mowed it but this time...

CORVALLUS YOU AINT MACHO

I’m rather disappointed about my limitations.
To put it simply, I can’t remember what I’ve learned and it’s hindering me from succeeding. Literally, not even a few hours, and it’s wiped clean from my memory. Do you think I have a high chance of receiving disability? … It explains...

i sniffed ashas p****** and fucked her badly without knowing anup………..anup is a monnan …asha is an attan charakkkk..bith big b**** and fatty a** with neimuttiya poor

DFS is what I was saying.
I wouldn’t harm a child. I’m not a monster.

When I was 13 my dad and his sister came out of the tack room on the side off the barn and she squatted down I thought to pee. They didn’t see me in the shop at first so she said “My goodness how much did you squirt inside me,...

🎃 Do you know how to use a pumpkin carver? Come here, and let me give you a smile 🔪…🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins🎃

My mom told me when I was younger it was the male to prep me for that moment. It was changed the night of our honeymoon. During our fourplay. Steve interduce my hand and fingers to my c*** and helped rubbed myself. I never thought in the world that I...

I’ve traveled through Canada
before and it was really nice.

Why is canada full of so many goddammit fucken Indians!!!

I was 15 f that year in high school. I had my first female on female experience. It was during a sleep over party with five over females. I thought it should be proper to return the favor and go down on my school friend. After that night we became...

When I was 12 the house next door sold to a man from West Virginia, he had Black Lung, a young thin redhead wife and three sons around the same age as his wife. His boys had lifted pickups and he had a yellow 70 Mach 1 Mustang. He was...

Last night was girls’ night out. Carol and I were sitting at the bar waiting for the rest to show up. Some guy was doing his best to pick her up. Finally, she said to him She could lick p * u * s * s * y better than...

Lamborghini Aventador SVJ

Lamborghini Huracan

Blue Corvette C8

Mercedes G Wagon with a chanel surfboard.

McLaren 570S orange.

Corvette 427

1970s Mercedes SL.

Black 2023 Corvette C8

Rolls Royce Ghost

Chalk Porsche 911

Black Porsche 911 Turbo S

☆CARSPOTTER☆

We went out on Tuna fishing trip with another couple and four loggers. I heard a logger say he had the GHB, I didn’t know who the planned to Roofy for sure but when the brought out bottles of Big Mouth Mickeys I drake the first two as I saw...

Re: hole in Miami the backsnatch guys name is Corvallus, apparently you go to Calle Oucho and then to some Mexican restaurant and look for his sign. You can also just look for where all the blacks are going, that’s the place.

Need a hole in Miami. Where’s that backpussy guy live at? Never done this before but I’m tired of whacking off. Can I close my eyes and pretend it’s a woman? Man I hope his rear isn’t hairy, the cheeks part I mean don’t care if the hole is hairy...

when my 18 year old pregnant girlfriend said to c** in her p****. that was the best moment of my life

Company business trip in Daytona Florida this weekend. Finally met Jeff from the Dallas office. Saturday night after the company dinner. I thought I was going to fill my fantasy with a BBC. Just about the time he was going to release. He pulled out and shot his load on...