i tried to offer lower prices and Bob the Builder slashed my employees throat with a drywall blade
-Barry the repair man
Once when I was little, my father was a little more drunken, and a little more crazy than usual, he had held me down while my brother the undertaker cut my throat and wrists, they buried me alive. On Halloween night I dug myself out of my own grave and buried my brother alive, after I set my own father on fire. Thats where my love of fire, pain and suffering started.
Demon Kane
I’m Devin Gagliardo and I’ve been sniffing and even licking the toilet seats after my female coworkers are in there. I even took a hair I found on the seat once home, put it in a notebook and labelled it as one of my female coworkers coochie hairs.
