I am developing a code of honor. I am embracing my true nature. I am crazy as f*** but thats ok. I’m not evil. I have an over-active imagination. It’s time to use my powers for good. I am turning my life into a video game. I am the f******...

It was boring in the office, then CORVALLUS slid in and blew me. Thanks CORVALLUS for my first man on man BJ.

If you are antisocial like me I got non sugarcoated news for you: You Will Not Thrive.

I believe in the God, Lord Priapus Almighty, the Keeper of the Phallus, the Holy Sperm in Heaven and on Earth; and the power of His high priests whose phalluses, holy fluids, and worship holes are sanctified through him.

I believe that unfulfilled s***** desire causes hate, anger, greed, evil,...

Irrelevant HATE is just buttwipe for us Queens.💋

I love my daughter so much. She is a gift and I am glad she became the one I trust the most. Thank you A.

I’ve decided I want to get my asscheeks “split” or “slammed”. 26, 5-10 160 7.5″ blond blue east coast usa.

I am 32 years old, and by my own doing, (After YEARS of not submitting to m*********** because I’m a f****** idiot,) I made myself o*****. I have never had an o***** before this, not even by my lovers whom I cared for the most. Whomever created the showerhead, I...

I had an a*** o***** just now with TS Cindy Too Much. Unfortunately it ended with a loud fart and she said she was going to charge me $20 more and couldn’t see me anymore. I had a large plate of ropa vieja the night before at la caretta.. damn...

I once set up my sling in a burger king bathroom!

CORVALLUS

Im really curious ☕.
Is it you?
😇
Message me if you want me to go to church with you. 😁

monstro

“I’m not gonna fall for a black banana up my tailpipe” Corvallus Winslow, moments before falling for a black banana up his tailpipe.

The name is Jampony Jeremy and I’m the newest member of the cream team and I’ve been contracted to joust in the battle of the j*** and to split bust and slam the cheeks of The Prestonian, the C** Cowboy himself. Come out wherever you are Manzoneer, I always get...

I used to be “one of you” but now I’ve grown up. (Took long enough) I wish everyone hurting a break in there journey. Rest up. 😇 I am thankful for my friends helping me, even if it’s tough love. I need it.
Chin up and march.

Met Corvallus on Grindr for “game night” with him and some of his buddies. I thought we’d play board games but instead they play Poopchutes N Ladders (where you climb a ladder and try to take a s*** into your buddy’s mouth who’s laying on the ground below) and Splattergories...

You might be wondering how the famous streetwise powerbottom Corvallus Winslow first got into the black bottoming game. It actually started very innocently, I was your ordinary teenage whigger listening to rap music and wearing baggy pants, smoking weed and drinking 40s.

I really admired the cocksure devil may...

This is a First Experience and a Last Experience in one. Another anti-vaccine advocate bites the dust. Kelly Ernby, a deputy district attorney in Orange County, California, and vocal opponent of COVID-19 vaccine mandates, died at the age of 46. Her death comes a week after telling friends she was...

This is a First Experience and a Last Experience in one. Another anti-vaccine advocate bites the dust. Kelly Ernby, a deputy district attorney in Orange County, California, and vocal opponent of COVID-19 vaccine mandates, died at the age of 46. Her death comes a week after telling friends she was...

I have been anointed with the Seed of Man, the Lord God C*** has marked me with His Musk, split me open and poured His Blessing upon Me. Now I see Him everywhere; He is all around me, full of Virile Glory, Beauty and Power. He dwells in my Heart...

From what I hear Prestonian has the tastiest c** Mr. C** Lover, just like going to Checker’s or Rallys!

😁😁😁 I’ve lost 6 pounds and gained more muscle.
It’s hard to cope with the insomnia but i believe it will subside in a week or so.
My body had been used to drugs and alcohol since I was 13.

5 days 100% sober. No nic either.
😇😁 boi!!

I had a stressful day but am doing better with my anger issues. I see things a little more clear everyday. 😔😃

Sunday morning I got up expecting my mom to be downstairs making breakfast. As I was walking to the bathroom naked, I noticed her door was cracked just enough to see that she was lying on her bed. I opened the door to look inside to make sure she was...

Yesterday looked outside and said great . Weatherman was right 6 inches of snow . Thinking after breakfast I’ll shovel the sidewalk and driveway . Changed my clothes off I went . Opened the door and there’s Tommy two doors down and he’s shoveling my driveway . He looked up...

I’d be starting s*** to if I had a gay relationship with the previous tenant, whom died of aids, not telling his landlord/lover about. F**

My wife and I shared a n***** c*** (our first time) and now I think she doesn’t respect me and misses that n*****! I’m mad now! She said everytime she sees me she thinks of me sloppily sucking that n****** d*** and begging him to f*** my a** (he refused)!...

I want to watch my wife give another guy head and then let him f*** her. That would be incredible.

I never knew the Hallisonian was such a bad a**. He looked like a nerd but I guess that’s just how he flies under the radar. Corvallis must hate him because he whored him out so viciously.

Work sent me home early from work . After getting home I had chores to do in my own shop . Walked in the house to tell the wife . She was in the spare bedroom . Working her p**** with a jackrabbit v*******. I need to come home earlier...

Shebeef Surprise: It’s What’s for Dinner

2022 and you are still hating instead of leaving me alone and at peace. You are rotten to the core and honestly you will get karma for lying and creating drama and chaos in my life when there was none.

So I was f****** my girlfriend the other day a***, and when I pulled my c*** out I didn’t touch it I just let it go straight up with my head pointing at me cause I was hard as hell, I could smell a** on my d*** and it turned...

So I watched his videos all night fell asleep and there he was. Great to meet you in the Astral

At the age of 19 the first time I’ve ever jerked off if was looking up to magical girl chapter 12

God forgive my sin of ever kissing a “nice guy”. May a man of divine light guide me to the correct path.🙏

Very proud of Japanese people waking up to the fact that modern anime and heantai created p*** addicted weebs and poisoned minds. In the past anime WAS sci-fi material to evolve with not to stay in the eternal h**** school trope… Stay strong and support quality not shiny cartoon p***.

5 years ago simplyconfess had nobody targeting anyone or being guetto mean

Tommy was over last night . Told my parents we would be in the entertainment room . I turned on a movie . I knew something was different tonight . We threw a pillow on the floor and started kissing . I felt him unbutton my blouse , normally I...