I’ve been urinating all night long Too much good host iced tea
Urine Sample Dan
My wife and I are small in stature, I’m 5’4″ and she is 4’10” weighs 78 lb . When she was going to have our second child the doctor sent us to King Edward Memorial Hospital in Perth because our baby in her 8th month had wrapped the umbilical cord around her neck. We met an interesting huge black man who was in Neonatal care in the US there who invited us to dinner at the Hostel he stayed at. He rubbed my wife’s tummy while talking after we ate, after while she sat on his lap. It turned me on to seeing her so small and pregnant so close to his enormous c0ck. While we stayed close to the hospital we visited him a few times per week. Each time feeling her tummy while she sat on his lap his hand drifted closer to her gnitals and b00bs. We went to his room when she was 9 months and three days, he said when she was that close to delivering she could take even his c0ck easily. I said “Baby you used to tell me you would like to know what a big c0ck was like, he is offering you that chance.” she said “What if you aren’t enough after I do it?” . I just said something like we’ll figure it out I want to see you at you’re best. It didn’t take more the 5 minutes after the conversation he had licked her pu55y and started stuffing 10″ of c0ck the size of a redbull can inside her. She couldn’t take the whole thing till she 0rgasmed 3 minutes into s** that lasted25 minutes the first time. While his 1oad was running out of her and he was sucking her nipple5 I encouraged her to take advantage of the situation and do it again. They let me record the next time on my iPhone , 34 minutes, we had a*** s** right after. I didn’t know they had s** while I slept till the next morning when I awoke and she was sleeping with him. When Our daughter was born three days later she said they had s** 11 times and she wanted to do it again before we went home. I agreed to more of their alone time. When Our daughter was two, my wife asked me for permission to be bred by him. I said if I can but a whole redbull can inside you then okay. She couldn’t take more than 1/2 when we started but she could when he bred her 4 months later, we have a 3 year old b******** son, my wife already s**** him off.
What’s the need of the hour
I guess they didnt expect me to get home early. I hit the garage door opener button and as it raises i see my little sister’s bare a** on her knees in front of my father. Pretty self explanatory. My sister jumped up horrified and my father tried to cover himself and get his pants closed. I simply pulled in and parked and went inside not wanting to look at or hear them trying to not panic and explain as if explanation was needed. It was a tense few days. Finally my little sister catches me having a cig on the back porch. Says we have to talk. I was pretty cold, just asked her how long. A few months apparently. Tell me he isnt forcing you. Nope, it was her idea when she walked in on him jerking off in the garage. She asks if i am going to tell our mother. I told her no on one condition. Boy her eyes got big.
So did our dad’s eyes the first time both his son and daughter knelt together to worship the c*** they both came from. And my little sister is almost as good at it as i am. She is a fast learner but i am a great teacher, both at her side and as i let her practice on me. Dont get me wrong i am not forcing or blackmailing her for their dirty secrets. I am now betraying our mother as well. Once she saw me sucking dad next to her she asked if she could start sucking me too. She is apparently just a natural born cocksucker same as her big brother.
I put a gerbil in my a** and jacked off while it squirmed and jizzed when it stopped squirming
So I went to this nice waterfall with my friends, and we made a day out of it. Food, soda, the whole shebang. The guy I liked was there so I was hesitant when we decided to go swimming, I have pretty bad body issues. I decided, “What the hell,...
”i dont wanna tell people my bra size”
wtf are people gonna do with that info? some people so dramatic and also why people wont say how much money they make or their age? just doesent make sense, etc
so I was having s** the first time and when I came I said another persons name…
I lost my virginity to a 32 year old married man 5 days after my 13th birthday.
I originally met him in a chatroom a few weeks earlier. I snuck out of my house, and he picked me up and took me to a hotel. We smoked weed together,...
I heard some guys talking about what they would do to Roger Stone in prison. I think they are really looking forward to him coming so they can r*** him…It seems like they mainly want to make America great again by viciously analy r***** Roger Stone repeatedly without a condom...
After never getting a second look from guys ever I ended up losing a ton of weight. I signed up to a dating app. Immediately I got tons of messages from hot guys and it was the most flattered and validating I’ve ever felt in my life!
I’m on the Voltron force and I came back here to warn you what’s coming
caught wearing womens p******
I lost my virginity to a guy five years older than me. He’s my friend’s brother. Haven’t seen or talked to the friend since, and I feel awkward and disgusted with myself and the whole situation.
Guys this one is for you…again! How can a lady like myself ask a guy to have s**? I really don’t want a committmemt right now, and this guy seems to (at least) want to touch my b****…but doesn’t want a committment either.
I’ve never really been the...
If you ever have unprotected s** and then walk home in a skirt and no p****** there can be embarrassing er… dripping lol
My ex girlfriend launders money for the mob and oil money in shady real estate investments I still f****** hate that b**** for getting an abortion
I am a transvestite. But I have never had the courage to want to s*** c**** until recently. Now I really want to do it. I want to set the d**** aside and go for it. It is time that my fantasy becomes a reality. I actually want to...
Bye virgins!
It gets interesting when you have a crush, then finds you they like you too. Some advice, don’t immediately go to them. Wait it out a little. It will let you two grow and have an unforgettable great experience. I feel like me and my crush know we like each...
I discovered I was by by being caught up in a seriously fucked up love triangle. In college I was damn near obessesed by this girl, who was obessesed with another guy. For some reason he wasn’t giving her the D, even though it was obvious to everyone he wanted...
sorry God. I just realized. I have to eat and I’m human so when I eat I have to make your planet dirty because it’s part of my bodily functions. At least we have plumbing right?
Oh …my how do we get rid of the s***? can you tell me?
A clown standing in a sewer offered me a balloon. Should I trust him or should I be skeptical?
Tonight I will be screaming at my husband’s p****. *-*
I’m been in love with a guy (i’m a dude) from my class for almost a year and a half now. Ever since i saw him i thought he was the most wonderful person I’ve ever met. The thing is i do not know if he’s gay or straight and...
Just a general question- why does society think it’s okay to forgive most people their crimes but not s** offenders? I.e. there is not a thief registry or even a murderer registry…s** offenders pay for their crimes long after their sentences. My neighbor is a s** offender and at...
The guy that I always had a crush on finally notices me. He flirts with me and he even invited me to eat. But I just notice that I don’t like him as much as I did. I notice I was so obsessed with wanting and loving him. But everytime...
I talk to someone who I’m gonna call Tom. Tom is sweet and actually cares about me which is sweet but we only vibe on texting and in real life he’s completely boring and not fun and we just don’t vibe. He is also shorter than me and from looks...
Condoms don’t fit me and always slip off.. because well, My p**** is too short and stubby. It’s just too small. I can’t hardly even get on on, and it just slides right off. Really it’s just too small. Ive Lost condoms before during s** and most of the time...
I let another girl finger me and I had been wondering about my s******** for a while, it felt so good and I think I have feelings for her as well now. I think I’m probably gay
I have an unhealthy confession with bunnies. I just want to hug them and kiss them and squeeze them till their eyes pop out.
I want to start smoking cigarettes What is the best way?
I’ve always been a dominate male… Until I met this dominate female. Omg.
At 13 I realized that I had a little p**** and I was fat and ugly no girls liked me and I was jealous of the boys I know now it wrong but one day my 4 yo cousin and I were playing I was tickling him and he grabbed...
Today I managed to tell my fiance something that bothered me about his behavior and for the first time he didn’t get defensive.
It feels so great.
Often, I just bottle it up and inevitably just explode at some point over stupid small stuff. I’m glad I can let go...
Is it bad that I’m 13 and want to have s** with my boyfriend?
Should I forgive my husband? He just got released from prison today. He is sleeping soundly besides me in his birthday suit and I never want to see him anywhere else. Sometimes, I just can’t stop gazing over…like is he really here? I just want to love him and hold...
Guys, this one is for you again!
Do men like to hear women moan when guys finger them or have s** with them?
post industrial late capitalist ruin is upon us! the fingerprints of its decay are clear. look at your rotting cities. go outside into the alleys. look into the vacant eyes of the cold and homeless. the school to prison s***** abuse factory is almost all we have left. the military...
I’ve started dating a woman with two children recently, it’s her first lesbian relationship and I’m going to move in with her. I’m really nervous that I’m going to have the responsibility of being like a parent figure to her kids. Their father isn’t in contact with them any more...
I’m a guy who years ago had s** with his cousin. Who was also a guy.
For context we were young and he showed me a p**** mag, which wasn’t really the first time I saw images of naked women. After he showed me it we went inside this little...
During the summer I got really close with my best friends brother. We were “together” w/out labeling it. We weren’t supposed to see other people though. I think at least. We just did a lot of oral not actually full on s**. Then one day one of his friends came...
I went to the doctors recently for the first time in years and because I’m 30 they said I should come back for a checkup. So I did and part way through the checkup the doctor told me he was now going to give me a pelvic exam, I really...
I just cross dressed as a girl and i felt amazing and cute <3
