Corvallus Winslow checking in with da Simply Confess family. Driving back from Miami last night I texted my friend Lucretius and told him I was in the area. He said he was having a party and I should “come through”.
When I arrived there was about a dozen black bucks there and they looked at me like a pork chop or a bucket of fried chicken! After an Alize chocolate jizzlesticks came out and I’m taking on every single one of these N******!
By buck #10 or 11 my boycunt is sore and spasming out but then came Big Ty with his black Pringles can c*** and I was on cloud 9!
‘Rone wrecked my a**, I drove my Mazda Miata home sitting on a pillow with about a gallon of n***** jizzlejuice leaking out of me.
Forget Domingo, Ty takes the top prize for king c*** of Miami.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Powerbottom,
Corvallus Winslow III
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“da”.. why is it when people date someone black they immediately start talking black? Corvallus is such a whigger and Spanish cock and ball polisher.
My concern is I read ” I drove my Mazda Miata home”. Now that Miata better not be stock, if you live in O town then I know that thing is stanced with some boost right?
It’s powered by jizzlejuice!
LOL
I drive a Chevy Malibu, soon to be a Mazda C30
– Corvallus
real me is Hispanic, but I grew up in Goulds and my other family is Bahamian black and Korean
– Corvallus
Bonifide black bareback backsnatch bacchanalia!
—Cock Craving Corvallus Cum Connoisseur
So when you hoes down big black bucks with your jizzle my nizzle, would that be called the “Corvallus virus” ?
This is a fake Corvallus. Kys.
Seems like the real Corvallus to me. What’s Corvallus middle name?
it’s fake me, it’s the Preston dude. You will know him by his unabashed racism, whereas I abhorr it and promote peace and love.
I was asleep, I got back to the hotel from Slammers at like 430 this morning, posted and passed out.
FTL has no winner, too many faceless spunkslingers.
– Corvallus Bronson Winslow, the one and only