I lie about everything. I just can’t help myself. I try to impress people so I lie about everything. But now I’m trying to go back on all of that. I lied

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I lie about everything. I just can’t help myself. I try to impress people so I lie about everything. But now I’m trying to go back on all of that. I lied about my sister dying. I lied about family things. I lied to get attention because no one in my family ever gives me any. I lied about a dog. I lied about grandparents. But now I’m going to change for the better.

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If you’re talking about the premier cheeksplitters I don’t even think the Alabama slammer is apart of that conversation.

I’m talking about your Dookie Dunker Dushawns your TurdTickler Tyrone’s your Pringles Can Patrices even a BastardBalls Brian or a Footlong Ron type should be considered.

I’m even hearing about some new young bucks coming up in the game who are making a big splash or bringing innovations, but the slammer just isn’t elite and hasn’t brought anything new to the cheeksplitting game IMHO … and no the fart hammer isn’t new, Coke Can Cornelius has been doing that since 1989.

CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III – ANALIST ANALYST

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