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If you’re talking about the premier cheeksplitters I don’t even think the Alabama slammer is apart of that conversation.

I’m talking about your Dookie Dunker Dushawns your TurdTickler Tyrone’s your Pringles Can Patrices even a BastardBalls Brian or a Footlong Ron type should be considered.

I’m even hearing about some new young bucks coming up in the game who are making a big splash or bringing innovations, but the slammer just isn’t elite and hasn’t brought anything new to the cheeksplitting game IMHO … and no the fart hammer isn’t new, Coke Can Cornelius has been doing that since 1989.

CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III – ANALIST ANALYST

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The Gist family of Ridge Road, Wellford, SC 29385 have lived free of others for 3-4 generations. They consist of promiscuous whores, ne’er do wells, fraudsters, and other dishonest types. They never paid for their property at all but relied upon other relatives to pay for their upkeep. They consist of Javant Gist, Laura Cates, Betty Ann Gist, Stanley Gist, Aleathea Booker, Samantha Gist, Tommy Gist, formerly Frances Booker(who also lived free), and other no good parasitic relatives. They engage in illegal behaviors. One is a known fraudster-she was fired for embezzling cash at work and even lie going to unclaimed funds to obtain money that isn’t hers. This family is poison. May they ROT IN HELL.

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The Gist family of Ridge Road, Wellford, SC 29385 have lived free of others for 3-4 generations. They consist of promiscuous whores, ne’er do wells, fraudsters, and other dishonest types. They never paid for their property at all but relied upon other relatives to pay for their upkeep. They consist of Javant Gist, Laura Cates, Betty Ann Gist, Stanley Gist, Aleathea Booker, Samantha Gist, Tommy Gist, formerly Frances Booker(who also lived free), and other no good parasitic relatives. They engage in illegal behaviors. One is a known fraudster-she was fired for embezzling cash at work and even lie going to unclaimed funds to obtain money that isn’t hers. This family is poison. May they ROT IN HELL.

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